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2371  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Should fat blokes play poker - well done Tracey on: August 15, 2006, 04:31:50 PM
Well the diet is going well (he said lying through his teeth) so soon I will be a thin miserable bloke. Today I managed to rip the arm off a guy and spit in the hole remaining and all he did was say hello. As regards my rather tasteful new pokerstars gear the red is not nearly as vivid as Tikays face when he got called early on during day 2 of the £750 at Luton. Having said that, it was a top performance. What was it Tikay 9, 4 off
2372  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Should fat blokes play poker - well done Tracey on: August 15, 2006, 11:02:52 AM
only a good mate lol
2373  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: This is a new one on me.......(Poker Rule) on: August 15, 2006, 09:27:53 AM
It's just one more illustration of the need to get a set of cardroom rules published WITH EXPLANATIONS. Grosvenor might want to include one or two players in their rules committee as well.
2374  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Should fat blokes play poker - well done Tracey on: August 15, 2006, 09:13:09 AM
How kind of you to offer.....I saw the road to Wellville!!!!!! Put me off colonics for life lol...Have you come back down to earth yet
2375  Poker Forums / The Rail / Should fat blokes play poker - well done Tracey on: August 14, 2006, 09:58:05 AM
In light of Dingdells magnificent third place finish in the main event at Luton last night I feel she has now answered once and for all her own doubts about women playing poker and also her own ability at the table.
And then my mind started to wander and realised it was all a cunning plan to get the great minds on here to improve her game......and if you saw my previous posts you know I think it needed little improvement. So here goes in a pathetic attempt to jump on the band wagon I now put it to this forum "Is there any point in fat blokes playing poker". Now those that know me know that I am a slightly rotund figure. It has come to my attention that skinny blokes are trying to claim their share of table space thus making me feel cramped and self conscious. I have tried wearing low cut tops to try and distract them but the response came back..."cover up lard face", harsh but probably accurate. So now I think it may not be possible for me to compete on an equal footing with thin blokes let alone women.
What to do.....
Okay this is it. I am finally going to do the "Let Snat Live" campaign. No more am I going to be the beached whale by the pool, oh no I am definitely going for the dead seal look. I am over the next few months going to apply my legendary short stack temperament to weight loss........could last half an hour. As my weight goes down I intend to keep updating you of my tournament results. We are starting the day at 20 stone 13 lbs. Nowhere to hide now especially in one of the mighty tasteful new pokerstars wsop tops I have in my wardrobe. By the way just had a disgusting milkshake for breakfast.
What you can do to help. Offer words of encouragement, laughter, your feelings about big blokes at the table. Do they win because of their ability to take up two seats. Are the thin blokes fighting back.
Lastly a heartfelt well done to Tracey. Never have I been happier to see someone other than me at a final table. Great effort.
2376  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Worst Film youve ever seen?.... on: August 08, 2006, 09:57:40 AM
The Road to bad and utterly boring it put me off cinema for 6 months
2377  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Is it worth women playing poker? on: August 08, 2006, 09:55:58 AM
Dear Ding

at the start of anybodies live experiences nerves are going to be there. I myself was so nervous that I had to wrap my foot round the chair leg to stop it shaking and all I was doing at the time was shuffling.
As regards the women's showing in the WSOP I think it is just an anomaly.
As regards being able to take your chips at the table. I know plenty of blokes at Luton it is far easier to take chips from.
2378  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Snatiramas does WSOP on: August 03, 2006, 04:59:32 PM
Dear All

You are too kind.

c u in Luton

2379  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Acceptances thread for blondeBash 3: Wanna come? Post here on: July 11, 2006, 11:49:25 AM
It would be rude not to
2380  Poker Forums / The Rail / Tight Ends Llittle Black Book on: July 10, 2006, 09:31:01 AM
Now if you ave (h dropped for cockney effect) not read his blog this week and you play in Luton then I think you should really take the time ad have a look. I did and on recognizing myself in his little book of tells and realising he is partially correct I thought I would let him know a tell I have for sure. By the way for those who do not know me I am the bloke who talks a lot and the tell he has put up there has been reversed on a number of occasions for a good profit.

The one me good mate Mr. Prew did not put up there is the fact that I fart uncontrollably when bluffing. In fact all you have to do is wait and take a good smell around you after 30 seconds. Guaranteed not to fail.
2381  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: A bad day for the honest players in poker on: July 03, 2006, 03:50:32 PM
Please lord let me become a one off poker world champion fluke
2382  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: no sense of humour on: June 20, 2006, 06:51:34 PM
Tighty is a seriously good bloke though I wouldn't say it to his face. I personally do not agree with this "you can say what you like" nonsense. If it is offensive to others you are better off without it.
2383  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Irrational Fears on: June 08, 2006, 01:11:27 PM
i only have one irrational fear..............lychees
How can something that looks like the inside of a golfball, needs peeling, has a huge stone in the middle, and make the eater make large stangling,gurgling noises not be a baddie from an early series of Dr. Who.
2384  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: For the fans of 'Rounders' on: June 08, 2006, 01:06:36 PM
First time I read it I killed myself laughing. The only thing that could have improved it is some inclusion of Teddy KGB's whinging about incessant checking
2385  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: I give up.. on: February 05, 2006, 08:56:09 AM
It is just so easy to call with filth when you do not have to face the person live. I went through exactly the same Heid and then lo and behold won a trip to the Bahamas on stars. Now only use the web for qualifications and the occassional night of babysitting boredom relief, after all you can only rewatch old poker programmes so often.

Hope the ploom lifts
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