Good luck all the blondeites.

Tighty can you tell rookie he needs to start wearing a hat .... and does he want to borrow mine

Lacks a bit of sauce but i guess that's on the table. I prefer crispier bacon and eggs a little creamier.

nooooooo, bacon should be almost raw.

i really am in a minority i think when it comes to how i want a fry up

I like bacon just-cooked as well, but like the fat crispy.  anyone have any tips on how to achieve this bacon perfection?

When the bacon is cooked to your liking, take it from the pan and then cut the fat off and cook it for longer, hey presto, pink bacon with crispy rind

You raise a very valid point Tank, and one that concerned me greatly in the decision to publish the blog.

My ex is not in anyway shape or form to blame for my illness, I covered that point in my blog from early on. I wish her no ill and hope that she finds happiness in the future.

After many days and hours of fretting and indecision, I feel ready to share my journey with all of you.

Why ? ... well certainly not for sympathy, I know I am blessed with fantastic friends and I wouldn't have survived without them, but I want to share my journey because it might help someone out there and because I want to kick myself on to the next stage of getting better, and by publishing my story I hope it will give me focus to continue on the road to recovery knowing that a few people are following me on the journey.

It is a very personal story and is entirely from my perspective, please remember that when/if you read it.

http://colchesterkev.wordpress.com/

You may have to go to the archives for April to find the start.

Please be assured that I am progressing well and despite some bad days, I am very much looking forward.

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Hornets, like many social wasps, can mobilize the entire nest to sting in defense, which is highly dangerous to humans. The hornet alarm pheromone is used to raise alarm of nest attack and to identify prey, such as bees.[5] It is not advisable to kill a hornet anywhere near a nest or fag packet, as the distress signal can trigger the entire nest to attack. Materials that come in contact with pheromone, such as clothes, skin, dead prey, or hornets, must be removed from the vicinity of the hornets nest. Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack. It is not advisable wear these things around hornets.


FYL run!

Im ok, i will just plead insanity ...

No Del, this is Dewi's visitor ..

It's a good photo. Would have needed a flipping long lens to get close enough if it were alive. A Monster!

was on my phone, i was quite impressed with the pics myself tbh.

I have a squirrel living in my garden, I'll try & get a pic 

Bloody hell Dewi, no point in us trying to help you identify it now, you have told us what it is already

Its called a hornet mate

Its called a dead hornet now !

Seriously, i thought hornets were smaller than wasps, but seems not.

bear in mind it has been twatted with a newspaper after it flew nto my room ... its the biggest fkin wasp I have ever seen in my life .... is there a super wasp mutation flying about ?

the fag box says smoking kills ... maybe so, but a rolled up copy of the local paper kills quicker

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Never heard of him, has he won owt?

He's won a bracelet at this year's WSOP and cashed in 3 events

what is a WSOP?

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Im pretty certain Blatch is also at_the_bar_d2d

I know mods hate this but.......IP CHECK!

Inconclusive.

Evening Gramps

xxx

Should have pushed harder mr shoelace ...

This has the ptoential to be the best grimming ever known.

I know grimming is usually frowned upon but this one would make BoB.

Greedy f**ks!!!!

It would be classic, especially as he is getting more and more interest with every post. He is probably just going 'lets say I won £128 on the man u match' today and see how much more they send me.

Screenprints please Blatch, you mf'ing grimmer lol

May I ask when investors/friends of Blatch had posted in the original thread (bring back pls) that they had looked at the account at DTD and everything was ticketyboo and they had seen Blatch trade and Blatch is a good guy etc etc

Did you actually see the account?
What months did you see the account?
Was everything fine and no apparent grimmage?
Or was this an attempt to back your mate up and get people of his back for a while longer?

Wasn't Colchester Kev one of the ones who said he had looked at the account at DTD,I at least remember him always being quite vocal about how impressed he was watching Blatch "do his stuff" at DTD while Kev was doing the live updates.

Where is Colchester Kev btw,are the reasons for his absence known?

Hello,

Yes I saw Blatch at DTD on a lap top trading on betfair ... I never saw any balances and never invested in the scheme. The reasons for my absence from blonde are purely down to personal problems which unfortunately cannot be sorted quickly.

Sorry to all the people who are caught up in this mess.