Danny dyer hard man, fact or fiction?

erm............

"the chuckle brothers spend the week with a street prostitute"

then get back to their documentary about finding jobs for ex woolworths employees

Public Enemies, what a load of crap, i couldnt believe it, a film about the greatest gangster played by the greatest actor in the world at the moment directed by the guy that directed heat(awesome film) and collateral which i thought was great so how the fuck did it turn out so shit?

Bruno is one of the funniest films ive ever seen seriously, much better than borat, nearly every scene i'm pmsl, quality!

i'm sure these t.v execs have a big bucket with a list of about 500 d-list celebs and another one with hundreds of inane jobs/iterests and then just randomly pick 2

"this week we've got will carling on running a kebab house"

fake obv

Can we not fool the opposition and give them a toe instead?

Less painful surely

could you reach to bite one off?

can you break the finger first?

sure, would that help or just add to the agony?

There was that guy a few years back who was climbing (think it was in the grand canyon area) who got his arm pinned under a rock and had to saw through his bone with a penknife or something. Think you would pretty much do anything to save your life if it comes to it.

true, i'm bitting down not properly incetivised and stopping as soon as it tingles a tiny bit , if it came to it the adrenaline would be up and your blood pumping and you'd probs not think about it and just tear it off in one!

Was this thread inspired by Tighty's drive-thru incident?

I was biting the finger nail on my little finger and nipped the the top of my finger by mistake and it hurt like f**k and it got me thinking about this so i bit my finger a tiny bit like you would if you were going to do it and it hurts like hell straight away, it would be 20x worse if you did it plus the horror of having your own finger off, i just dont think even to save your own life you could do it.

bite down on your finger a little bit, without even making an indentation in the skin it hurts like hell, i dont know why though because to save your life you could easy cut your own finger off with a big knife and handle the pain and the teeth could deffo do the job so why cant you do it?

bite your own finger off to save your life?

I dont think even if your life depended on it you could do it.

elvis is also an anagram of lives, so he can't be a ghost

it's also an anagram of viles which is what they use in laboratories and elvis died on the lavatory which sounds similar to laboratory, OMFG!!!! 

I didnt randomly pick the spread lol. I did have a look

But as i said, a nice bunch of people in the list, and sometimes it easier to learn how to paint from your Art teacher at school, rather than trying to emulate Picasso.

lol cold

I happen to like nearly of them, a lot of genuinely decent people there.


However spread on number of OVERALL LIFETIME online winners in the list of 10

2.7-3.2

Paul Jackson must be ahead online lifetime, I would guess Tabatabai is as well. The rest i am not sure.

paul jackson is a huge online winner if i remember correctly

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Not an official bet but...

1.50 Hunt Mohi Rahere @ 25/1 each way

cant quote the time of the post and bold it - but time of post??

the clocks are fucked on here

why did it scoop?