you're never allowed to go out, you cant go to clubs and you're not even supposed to drink, theyve gotta have a bird in doors.

soz, missed out a carpet, £300 obv

wrong bet!!!

this is how my old man and uncles say em,(we never had no more than a bag of sand between us so i dont know what comes after that)

ching
cockle
score
pony
nifty
longun
bottle
monkey
bag

I thought cockle was a ten?

also some guy got screwed out of 160...................................bollox, cant be arsed

[I fking luv football factory]

I think I was blinded by rage Bean but I got the point in the end. As for 5toneface, Legend imo make him a mod his maths skills put that other guy to shame, I really did Pmsl when he said you needed £1m to play £10/20 HU!

haha

STONE FACE

I fking luv football factory tis why it annoyed me so much. I could just hear him saying it over and over!  


James mate you were obv blinded by those glasses from the other thread  



Surely you just need enough monies to make the min buyin for a good HU BRM strat

i dont mind the 20 million buy ins or the drama for the sake of drama posts but this just tilts my brain

lol com

nah A.W.O.L was the best

oh ffs what does everyone expect, gamecare, the charity that deals with gambling addiction, to say: "Our official stance with redards to poker(specifically internet poker) is to run good, ship it crucial, one arm in the air bink"

The suffix is -san not -son.

He was saying Daniel-san.  It's used in Japan when addressing someone by name, usually their surname, but with foreigners in particular they often put if after the first name.  It's like Mr, Miss or Mrs in English.

It's "son", i've read the script

Yup second one all day.


How can a gambling charity be so clueless on the idea that you swong rather than having separate winnings and losings.

I imagine they know, DUCY why they pretend not to

yeah wtf, i thought it was known that all his qualifications were moody and he lied about it all in the 80's to do films, when did he fight before?

Nah his kickboxing bakground is a lie and he was never "twice world champion" as he claimed but he was european Shotokan Champion which means ees pritty ard innit.

He wasn't champion of anything.  I trained with Miyazaki-sensei in a special week-long training camp in France along with 5 other Brits who were special guests of the host town.  Anyway, Miyazaki had trained Van Damme in Belgium, and he said his technique isn't great and he was more interested in looking good than actually being any good.  Obviously a good thing for his film career, but he'd get battered in the K1 dwarf-division.

boshi-son

The show puts me on life tilt, especially when the contestants believe there is such thing as a system and it's not just blind fecking luck.

Oh and Noel Edomnds needs a kick in the cock, never liked the smug git

that didnt rhyme at all

and it's 2 lines short

probably get him on, thinking outside the box(see what i did there)

[Luke is 25 - he drives a Bentley, wears a diamond encrusted watch]

Luke is 25 - he drives a Bentley, wears a diamond encrusted watch

looooooool

why not just put: "luke is 25 and a prick"