December madness at work.

Just one bet today in a tasty race in Ireland.

Let's get back on track

Aye, but you can sit inside and drink when there's nothing else to do!

Scared to buy any beer here. You go to the supermarket to buy beer or lager and even when you buy Heineken or Grolsch they look at you with their "Look at him, Mr Fancypants and his imported fancy lager. Tennents not good enough for ya??" and then they stab you.

Think it's about time I mentioned to peeps that me and my wife Liz (we got married in August) are expecting child number 2 at the end of January

Better get grinding!

congrats!

Yeah, obv stole it from someone (as I do with all my best, and most of my worst, material)

That's a cracking story,

I really feel sorry for anyone learning english later in life, very quirky language.

Racist!

lol. My mum is irish and my dad half polish, I currently live in Preston, you're currently more scottish than me!

I'm guessing the problems aren't there for those in NW europe who learn english as kids in school, you just absorb it naturally. If you move to an anglophone country you'll find it a breeze!

And TBF in Scotland it doesn't matter of your English is at the level of a 5YO slow-witted child as most Scottish people are at the same level.



MrsB obviously not included in the above generalisation about Scottish people.

I really feel sorry for anyone learning english later in life, very quirky language.

Racist!

^^^^^^^^
Pretty much anything to do involving my kids makes me happy

Sigh, if only I was Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr..I am sure I could have come up with a cracking joke about this statement.

I heard he studied poetry for a while...was even published!

Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.

Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

Any truth in the rumour the same dyslexic went to a Toga Party dressed as a Goat ?

Yes, and he became a pimp and bought a warehouse.

And when he went to the WC in South africa and blew a Zulufella?

[Oops its Cidre!!!]

Oh mate, you Philistine!  If you're going to select a Belgian beer, at least choose a decent one! Oops its Cidre!!!

Anything from Belgium >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ROW

My personal favourite (of very very many!):



Highly recommend a road trip to Belgium and bouncing around a few cities. Boring place, but scenic and amazing beer!

Hands down winner IMO. Haven't had a Ko in aaaaaaaaages....absolutely lovely.

Can't beat sitting in a Belgian bar supping a Bollecke (distinctive glass) at 7 in the morning!!!!

Yep, used to drink it a LOT when in Amsterdam. Sitting out on a terrace, nice bit of sunshine and a lovely Ko in front of me.

Happy days.

Then you moved to Scotland, and now you drink far more.

Nah, can't sit outside here without freezing your neh-nehs off.

No wonder you lost me!

Yeah, another great No.7, but looks nothing like Mick Hucknall (who's also a manc).

Meh, ginger haired bloke with long hair..all look alike IMO.

Steve one of the most underrated English players IMO

I'll get your coat, you've pulled a gentleman.

Just completed my tax return.  Doubt that's going to make any significant dent in anything though, other than my bank account.

You should get Bopkin's guy to have a look at it that way you too can have a nice flash holiday in the next couple of weeks.

*sits back and waits for Boshi's Cape Verde brag*

"It's a huge honour to wear no7 at LFC. I think about the legends: Dalglish, Keegan...and that Australian guy"

Luis Suarez on the No.7 shirt.

lol. He missed out "that guy who used to sing in Simply Red"

You've lost me.

Sigh

Edit; only just remembered the name of the Simply Red singer