This has been doing my head in for a while now,when you call the orange operator (450) is it vicky coren that does the voice?

Good luck John (johne147) Eames and Jerome today!   

Updates on moorman please, i secured myself a little piece of his action. If karma exsists let it be now, one Moor Time!

Think he's on about 25k at the moment bud,i got 5% of him too cmooooon Moooooooooor!!

Thanks for the updates guys-very informative and entertaining as ever

 

SUPERB WORK JAHOVA !   

cmon J bring it home

Come on Jerome !!

                            For those of u that don't know him,he plays on Tribecca as Jehova or J-HZA i met him on Fri night and he's a top guy and needless to say an excellent player.  

hi, its action man on greg;s laptop, got mauled in the £200 last night, sb pushes with QK for 92k around average i call for 90k with KK board   9T8......J...2    i woulda been in that chop sigh.  went out in 12th

only silver lining was that flushy didnt make anything off our 10% saver :-)   

jen and snoop ill see ya later on, off to shoot some pool.

Wow thx 4 that was going to set off from manc @ 4 for it.   

Poker
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked
by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced. Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Ron's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?" Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it, but it will cost you
$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested.She tells him that since
her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Ken
showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum
of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Ken quickly dressed and left. As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. a
nd upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the
house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror s
he assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker
face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Ron, with a
satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was
hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from
me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player