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My 21 y.o. daughter (just set up home) phoned to ask if you mash potatoes BEFORE or AFTER boiling them

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Hi guys

off to the pub later for a coupla SnG,s. Play every Wed night/Sun aft for £5 each, normally between 6 & 10 players. The landlord or missus plays but he reckons it's illegal to play for money so we hide it away. Couple of weeks ago the local plod comes in on patrol and he starts looking for the money. "what money, we play for fun" we say, as Terry squirms on the crisp packet with money in.

I then try to explain that it's actually legal to play for small stakes, something about 2005 legislation being passed in November - am i right ?

does anyone have a link i could go to and print out for landlord as he is becoming more agitated each time we meet (in case CID/MI5/KGB are watching)

i'm googling but can't find anything concrete to show him so any help would be gratefull,   thanks in advance

also check earth strap is tight, secure

i hear he now works for ultimatepoker   

[conclusion]

The point = bit at the end.  Thought the bit at the end was called the conclusion.

that means passing chips doesn't it 

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