Guy says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says, "I'd take half the money and leave you."
"Great", he says, "I won 10 quid. Here's a fiver, now fuck off".

I would like to add a second monitor to my PC for the purpose of multi-tabling poker.

I have an:  Advent Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.93GHz 0.99GB of RAM
(whatever that means).

How simple is it to connect another monitor, please?
Any advice in layman's terms would be appreciated :-)

Thanks.

[lol i loved the defence..."i won a tournament which doesn't allow the good players to play"]

Mutha....I have won tournaments FFS, an APAT event for a start, so whom ever did -

"Taking pity...."

Check ya facts.

It got a bite from Bainn, that got it my vote.

lol i loved the defence..."i won a tournament which doesn't allow the good players to play"

Inciteful, demeaning, juvenile and completely unnecessary.

I had problems which Norton didn't seem capable of fixing, so I found and downloaded this for free and it sorted everything out in half an hour. No problems since.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHwUIOaSsLs

His vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Had a similar experience (though not with a banjo).
Easyjet will admit liability but probably deny they caused the damage.
They will tell you that as you didn't fill out the relevant form at the airport they cannot accept responsibility.
Sorry, I know that's not helping.

Anyone help me with zenith and nadir level?

think i've got something but not 100% sure?

Try doing what you do a lot of in poker 

http://www.thepuzzlefiles.com/

Difficult one

Okay - some may regard it as spam because i work for them - but I have found Sky's tel and broadband package to be really good value - and quick....

I talked to Sky, they told me minimum 3 weeks.

Thanks sicilian.
I checked my future postcode and there is no cable available for that area.
The place I am moving to is new and has a phone point in the lounge, but I'm pretty sure I will have to pay BT to activate the line and give me a number.
BT themselves say they can get me up and running with Broadband within 5-7 days of the line being activated. Seems like my only option unless I wait 3 weeks or longer.
Or maybe I'm wrong?

do you already have an active line with phone number?

Yes, at my current address, but I can't take the number with me.

Thanks sicilian.
I checked my future postcode and there is no cable available for that area.
The place I am moving to is new and has a phone point in the lounge, but I'm pretty sure I will have to pay BT to activate the line and give me a number.
BT themselves say they can get me up and running with Broadband within 5-7 days of the line being activated. Seems like my only option unless I wait 3 weeks or longer.
Or maybe I'm wrong?

Hi.
Moving into a brand new property soon and I would like a good Phone/Broadband package, but I don't want to have to wait 3 weeks for it. Apparently, I have to pay BT £125 to have the line activated, and I was wondering if anyone knew of a good broadband package that could be up and running in days rather than in weeks.
If not, in the meantime, how do I go about getting dial up and is it any good?
Not had any luck so far, any advice would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Guy's brilliant.
Check him out doing;
Wherever I lay my hat
and
Don't look back in anger