So, all those screen tests weren't wasted. Tikay is going to be the Alan Hanson of poker.

Good luck mate and ignore the wiseguy who said "Tony Kendall has got a good face for radio"

Has he found any hands today?

Tell him I think what he's doing is the right way to play these tournaments.

Note for Camel  Nic Sz did NOT write the article in Poker Europa

Fair enough. If that's true I apologise. But, I didn't think I had to be Sherlock Homes to work out something written in the section "Poker People" with a byline of Nic Szeremeta would be written by the man himself.

I live and learn.

How many times has Bushy said "I can't find a hand"?

And

"The thing about these tournaments is...."?

Hi Carlo,

I'm ok, but not as ok as the geezer who just rivered a straight flush against me on betfair a minute ago.

It will be good to see you back, hope the enforced break has made the dwell ups a bit shorter!

Could you find out how much Nic Szeremeta has given to charity this week please?

Nic Sz is OUT

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am gutted.

Cue ad for lap dancing club in Birmingham....

HI Alistair, thanks for the good wishes. Noone knows anythings just yet.

Doubt I'll be in Dublin.

Little bit of a break from real poker for me.

hi Stuart. Good luck in Monte Carlo if you're going.

I thought I read earlier that Bushy was on Luke's table and raising to 40k to nick the blinds sounded like the sort of move he would make these days as he plays all razzle dazzle since he joined the ranks of the sponsored.

I put 2 and 2 together and worked out it must of been the Whacker.

"Steamer crazy internbet player"

That's not a nice way to talk about Bushy.

horrible image. thanks for that

Got to feel sorry for tikay.

His fingers must be sore from all the text messages he's tapping out and I shudder to think what his phone bill is going to be next month.

If you are "sure" you have the best hand you should keep the small two pair of course.

But the question which really puzzles me is how tikay is deemed a "jr member" of this forum.

My guess is that its been a very long time since he's been a juniior at anything....

and post "Mad O'Rourkes Pie Factory - How to Get There".

I thank you.