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2581  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Event 6 blonde Virgin Team CHallenge Tonight 8pm on: July 19, 2007, 07:49:30 PM
Still unable to deposit on virgin,

I deposited into my neteller account, then tried to transfer to virgin but it says "neteller account already in use with other user"   So i must of set up another virgin account the last time blonde and vigin had a promo but i have forgotten all my log in details (you need ya user name in order to recieve ya password and i dont know either)


Sorry team.

Can u transfer between players on Virgin -- if you find out how I can give you $6
2582  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Event 6 blonde Virgin Team CHallenge Tonight 8pm on: July 19, 2007, 07:13:24 PM
The shortbread dookers are on top
More by luck than cards on the flop
The play their poker in blinkers
And can be classed as proper stinkers

Team lever are in second place
And Kev has egg on his face
He plays most strong, perfect but sad
But if you believe that you’re bloody mad

Team Silo are third , doing their best
But ripple needs more help from the rest
This team is sliding, cards are all bull
They’ll end up last if they’re not careful

Now the Dogs are sublime, their poker is GREAT
The team is together , working each night at eight
Lock up your daughters tonight, shut the door
And let loose the Dogs Of War

Team Bluffer gives rise to plenty of scope
To see a team that clearly can’t cope
And when it’s all over – the job for Bluffer
Is back to Hollywood as the junior Fluffer

Modaments – now where do I start
With Tightend that genial upstart
He regales his team with stories of old
That get retold, retold and retold

Now OfficePoker with drugs on the shelf
Dispensed with aplomb by the captain himself
They are going to creep down the table
Unless they stay sober enough to be able

King Poker – have not yet moved into top gear
That has something to do with how they appear
They would whinge, even when having a bath
But play poker – you’re having a laugh

The whackers are in steep decline
Losing their stacks most of the time
An important point they need to take
A flush beats a pair for heavens sake

Now Ironside (Mugs to the plebs)
Is packed full of poker celebs
However they need some direction
Their game needs a lethal injection

Northern boys are not at the races
It comes from wearing turnups & braces
They might move up a position or three
But they have to be sober, not out of their tree

Donkaments are by far the strongest team
Supporting the rest from back it would seem
They need to get a grip, firm hand and tight rein
Because the wooden spoon is theirs to claim

Now lets have a good clean fight tonight on Virgin
Lets be civil, polite with good manners, no sin
Keep an eye on the Dogs we will play clean
But I could be lying, you know what I mean

GOOD LUCK ALL
2583  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: July 07, 2007, 04:57:43 PM
The one in your hotel (10am 2pm 7pm $60 alternate first hour 4k chip stack) is a nice structure. Might be a bit cheap for a high roller like you but I found it OK... first prize was regularly over $1k
2584  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! on: July 03, 2007, 07:25:28 PM
did it right this time -- July 2044 -- result -- get in 89 years young
2585  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! on: July 03, 2007, 07:15:10 PM
Must have typed it in wrong -- I am already dead -- no flowers please -- all donations to Old Poker Players Trust Fund
2586  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Team poker - what's acceptable and what is not? on: July 03, 2007, 05:56:33 PM
I have invited all my team to use messenger during the event (RED-DOG has declined  ). I think we will have some inter-team banter. Suggest to each other how aggressive we should be, keep each other updated on our progress and chips stacks. Congratulate each other on our hard faught vicotry, that sort of thing.

We are not going to be cheating, all of the above I assume is acceptable..

However, regards the rest of the discussion: I don't think there is that much of an edge to be gained if you were sharing cards actively trying to cheat. Yes there would be an advantage, but personally I think it would be better if your team was spread accross most of the tables rather than having a concentration on 1 table where your prospective chips are reduced.

Ok my captain has spoken - i will obey oh great one
2587  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Team poker - what's acceptable and what is not? on: July 03, 2007, 05:53:35 PM
I have read and digested all of the posts on this subject -- and being whilst inexperienced in the concept of team poker I have a few observations

1. It is impossible, repeat impossible, to police collusion either via the site in play or other electronic devices
2. Poker is a game of essentially lying to your opponents, so do the people who say no collusion really mean it (no offence it's human nature)
3. If you can't police it then you have to allow it, because even if 90% of the people are honest and don't (except for the so called slow play) the other 10% have a huge advantage, so level the field and allow anything.
4. I personally think that sharing hole cards will feck up your whole game and mess with your head.

my view for what it is worth and I will take guidance from my Team Capitano (being the subservant person that I am)

Ger
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