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1  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: ***THE OFFICIAL TV SHOW THREAD*** on: September 18, 2020, 12:29:03 PM
Just started to watch Designated Survivor. Really enjoying it so far. Very much has the kind of 24 vibe I miss in a TV show.
2  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: September 17, 2020, 11:28:47 AM

Something like this would do. I'll leave out my biggest stocking.



 Click to see full-size image.


Surely a man of your calibre could make that?
3  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: September 16, 2020, 03:07:47 PM
Looking very well built and mature there Red.

Great compilation, one question though- Did Mrs Red hit the stones in the end?


The second I stopped filming she knocked two off with one shot and the remaining one off with the next

She's a very capable thrower. My mate and I once got on the wrong side of her and had to do a runner. We jumped into my lorry and locked the doors.

Thinking he was safe my mate rolled the window down about six inches to shout abuse. He didn't get the words out before a large tomato, thrown from about 30 yards hit him squarely in the teeth.

The look of absolute shock on his face as he turned to me was priceless.

That was over 30 years ago and I'm still laughing about it as I write.

I can just imagine it, sounds like my mom with a slipper Smiley

Many years ago i had an uncle (unfortunately died at 56 yo Sad ) who had an amazing ability for throwing stones. The distance he could throw was mind boggling. Anyway one day he was explaining to me that a big old blackbird had just flown in to this tree which was about 40 yards away and stood about 20 yards high. The tree was fully laden with leaves so you couldn't see anything other than a mass of green. He decided to throw a stone to disturb the bird. 5 seconds later the bird dropped out of the tree stone-cold dead. To this day it still I am still in awe.
4  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: September 16, 2020, 12:17:55 PM
Looking very well built and mature there Red.

Great compilation, one question though- Did Mrs Red hit the stones in the end?
5  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: September 14, 2020, 12:24:35 PM
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6  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Reece's Thread on: September 09, 2020, 03:20:24 PM
Handsome lad
7  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Food, a personal choice. on: September 07, 2020, 11:53:19 AM
Bacon, chips and raw onion on a sandwich
8  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: #topcheffing +#shirtoftheday on: September 03, 2020, 04:59:10 PM
Nevermind that, where's the shirt?
9  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: September 01, 2020, 05:02:22 PM
Some great photos here, the crocodile and spider ones being my favourite.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-53972571
10  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: July 28, 2020, 04:46:57 PM
I was listening to a thing on the wireless about parrots suddenly saying things they had never said before.

This one bloke told us about a parrot he'd had for donkeys years that one day just keeled over and lay motionless at the bottom of it's cage.

The bloke took it out and laid it on the table. Noticing that it was still breathing he poured a spot of brandy into those little nostril-hole things on the top of it's beak.

The parrot opened it's eyes, raised it's head a couple of inches off the table and in a thin reedy voice said, "Thank you" before promptly expiring.

Is it just me or is anyone else filling up?

I wonder if it was a sarcastic thank you?
11  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Another very important question on: July 16, 2020, 10:41:39 AM
I do the flick and catch trick, but I just always assumed that all men did just like always giving your wife/partner the windmill after a shower.
12  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Another very important question on: July 16, 2020, 10:39:57 AM
I do A, but usually aim for the wife/kids/cat for lols.

My wife truly hates it.

Hatred keeps the marriage alive!!!

Is nobody else worried about this?? Why are you taking off your underwear in front of the kids?  Shocked Shocked Cheesy
13  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: homepkr1.com on: May 21, 2020, 09:49:38 PM
I play on it a bit, seems fine trustworthy wise. I don’t know the owner of the site but as I understand it different Agents own clubs which use the site,  and those agents recruit their own players for their games. I can put you in touch with the guy who runs the club I play in if you like, they have holdem and plo as well as a few others. Dm me if you’re interested


Thanks for the reply, I already have an invite and a login but thanks for the help.
14  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: homepkr1.com on: May 21, 2020, 12:55:37 AM
What do you wanna know

Is it trustworthy, who owns it and are the games good?
15  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: homepkr1.com on: May 19, 2020, 10:26:37 PM
No, but google struggles and I couldn't find any address or who owns it on the website.   I'd give it a miss.

I was told it has something to do with Paul Jackson but I couldn’t find anything about the site either.
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