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1  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: February 07, 2020, 04:05:15 PM

What an annoying website, I gave up after the first pics. Why is it the majority of 'news paper' websites are just so laggy? Do they not realise that all the adverts they force on you causes people to turn off?
2  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: They are dropping like flies at the moment on: February 05, 2020, 11:51:54 PM
I am Spartacus

RIP Kirk Douglas
3  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: ***THE OFFICIAL TV SHOW THREAD*** on: January 30, 2020, 01:25:22 PM
Better Call Saul is back 23rd Feb. It sees like it's been ages since season 4.


4  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: What's Cooking? on: January 25, 2020, 07:40:43 AM
That does look great. I don’t think I have ever eaten toad in the hole.
5  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: January 23, 2020, 12:36:18 PM

Yes Andrew. I've been looking at these. I bet you can use them to override all sorts of "Limp Mode" situations too.

There is nothing worse than being forced to drive home at 30mph because your engine management system thinks your particulate filter is blocked, or its getting duff information from your crank sensor.

Bring back grease nipples and oily rags I say.

It can be useful for activating things that may be an optional extra when buying a car such as SatNav and wing mirrors that dip when reversing. Even unlocking different driving modes like economy or performance. All good stuff but as you say it's a shame that with all new cars you cant tinker under the bonnet anymore, but you can with the ECU.
6  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: January 21, 2020, 03:29:43 PM
Nice one Tom, V4 gas guzzler but without the speed  Smiley
Tikay, hope the battery charging works, but modern batteries aren't like the old type. Quite often once flat that's the end of em.
Also if your car has that stupid stop/start nonsense expect to pay about £250 for a battery.


My daughter has a stop start motor. It does my head in if I have to drive it, I keep thinking I've stalled.

My Bro Joe has one too, he switches it off but it re-sets to the default 'on' position when he parks up.

He's is currently in the process of developing a device that will automatically press the stop-start disable button every time he starts the car.

Judging from his explanation of how it works, I think it will look something like Professor Farnsworth's Fing-Longer.






Depending on the car he should be able to code out stop/start using something like Carista ( https://caristaapp.com/ ) or OBD11 (https://obdeleven.com/en/home/10-obdeleven-device-0725423005103.html?SubmitCurrency=1&id_currency=4)
7  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: January 20, 2020, 02:52:43 PM
By law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.

How the fek would I know when it's raining in Sweden?

in this modern age I'm sure your smart phone can tell you.
8  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: The Best In The Business on: January 15, 2020, 03:30:32 PM
Watching the rise of you has been a joy to watch via Blonde over the years. Long may it continue.

I am intrigued about the mafia pressure though, please tell more.
9  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Things that piss you off! on: January 10, 2020, 10:07:27 AM
I could cheerfully smash his smug, 'It must be funny because I said it' face in.

Agreed on both KP and RG. The first time I saw or heard both of them it was funny. Maybe the 2nd time too but f**k me it's the same old shite everytime.
10  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: December 27, 2019, 10:37:53 AM
Flu is a this time of year thing
now I’m 61 I’m on my second flu jab
I also eat 3-5 mini oranges a day for vitamin c ,a multi vitamin tablet and cod liver oil max strength to try n boost my immune system
A few glasses of port occ fortified with a shot of brandy to help me sleep - purely medicinal
Max strength cold n flu capsules merely delayed the symptoms,although lemsip with honey in was nice
Keep the diary going Tom please it’s a great read
Although we could do with an index to the top ten stories
Ratner the terrier story is my favourite btw
Thanks for them all though
Happy new year when it arrives


You're the same age as me Tony.

I was going great guns, then I turned 60 and things started to hurt and several bits stopped working altogether.

I wish my diary had an index too. I was looking for a piece that I wrote about my dad and I couldn't find it.

Please keep your contributions coming. You and I are from the same era and obviously moved in similar circles.

Merry Christmas and all the best for the future.

Sorry for butting in Red but did you write the piece on your dad in the lounge? I seem to remember you did when he passed.
11  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: December 25, 2019, 07:46:54 PM
Happy Christmas Tom, it has been a great honour taking this journey with you.

All the best to you and your family

Andrew
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Merry Christmas to you and yours Andrew.

Can I just take a moment to say what a good friend you've been over the years. Thank you.


I've always enjoyed being in your company. I think it's because you make me look slim.
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I still think that was one of the most enjoyable tables I’ve ever played poker on. Thanks for the kind words, I think Smiley
12  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: December 25, 2019, 07:34:12 AM
Happy Christmas Tom, it has been a great honour taking this journey with you.

All the best to you and your family

Andrew
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13  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: They are dropping like flies at the moment on: December 10, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
R.I.P. Marie Fredriksson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50730052
14  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary on: December 06, 2019, 01:40:02 PM
Have you ever thought about starting your own YouTube channel? You could be the next big influencer.
15  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: *** 'THE OFFICIAL MOVIE THREAD' *** on: December 02, 2019, 01:39:56 PM
Agreed , i really enjoy your reviews.

#MeToo
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