Crap

Looking forward to this!!!

sigh, dont fall for it again, it's not happening!

anyway it'd be shit, full of garlic and froglegs and whatever other shit them lot eat whist standing in the shower unable to fathom the merits of the bath.

Don't say it often but class put down.

Happened to me recently. Hard disk failure few days later.
Back up what you can just incase.

Sitting at a table with Matt Tyler a couple of years ago in the Broadway festival ME.
Matt commented that a player "played a good game."
I piped up "Pity it's Monopoly."

I was a sore loser that day.

[Number of people I've seen pee in the hand washing sink in a Mcdonalds kitchen = 0]

Worked for Mcdonalds for 4 years, Aberdeen, Peterhead, Stoke-On-Trent, Uttoxeter and Alton Towers

Number of people I've seen pee in the hand washing sink in a Mcdonalds kitchen =  0


Worked for Burger King for 1 year, Aberdeen, Falkirk, Stirling and Edinburgh

Number of people I've seen pee in the hand washing sink in a Buirger King kitchen = 1


If given the choice between the two, after running the above data through a not too complicated formula, I elect to eat at Mcdonalds.

Thought you might know the story from Mcdonalds Ex-Glenrothes franchise !!

Girl goes to Doc unwell. After tests "have you given oral sex recently ?" She said no.

Turns out her chicken mayo thing had 5 different samples in it.

Obviously that franchise  no longer exists although there is one in the town.


Many years ago btw.




I was shocked at the selection of burgers given the thread title.

Sandy

This also reminds me of a true story of McD's in Northfield B'ham where a disgruntled employee made his own version of a coke float.

Again... many years ago but I think there's a bit of a theme growing.

I still eat KFC!

fmc

(fuck my colon)

PMSL

There's a reason why it's called KFC and not Kentucky Fried Chicken

pray do tell

Coz of the amount of shite they pump into their product, they're not allowed to market themselves as a chicken restraunt under trade descriptions act.

Or something like that

I'd rather a kebab at 3 am from the late night kebab emporium ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7669625.stm )than a McD and that's saying something...

...Maybe not but you get the jist.

Mcdonalds is just different class

Economy class!!!

BK burgers are far better imo however mcdonalds still out in front.

PS is it sad a mate that is a manager at McD's sorted me out with employee loyalty cards?  ship the extra value meal for £2!

You've been done IMO. 

My wife prefers a Whopper and she's a vegetarian!

Mcdonalds is just different class

Economy class!!!

There's a reason why it's called KFC and not Kentucky Fried Chicken

cheaper signwriting?

KFC >>>>> Burger King >>>>> McDonalds

+1

Just went to get a KFC and only McDonalds was open.

Done

3 women, 1 engaged, 1 married and 1 a mistress decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and masks.
The engaged woman says "My man leapt on me and we made love all night long."
The mistress adds "Me too. We had wild sex all night."
The married woman sighs "My husband came home took one look at me and said what's for fucking dinner batman."

"I'm baffled by your orange penis" the Doctor told his patient. "Does anyone else in your family suffer from this condition?"
"No" The concerned patient said.
"Do you handle any chemicals at work?"
"No, I don't work." came the reply.
"Well what do you do all day?" Asked the Doc.
"Watch porn and eat Wotsits"