Wiiiii me and Trip5 are into latex (or not if we have the allergy)

Shuuuuusssssssssssshhhhhhh MOUTHALLMIGHTY!! The plan was to keep it secret

Talc helps - so does Dove apparently

TUT TUT Ger too much information!

[16 Laxie]

Score   Name
16        Laxie19        Tighty
23        Trip5
23        Claw75
24        Snoopy
24        Girgy85
25        The Duke
27        Kinboshi
28        Technolog
28        Sharplea
29        Bobalike
29        Jeeves
29        RobertHM
30        Redsimon
31        Mondatoo
31        Acidmouse
31        Hector62
32        Joobie538
33        Rex008
36        The Crow
38        Moonandback
40        jjandellis
44        Shogun112
45        Tank
46        Longines
50        Waz1892
61        Ironside
68        cf
81        HoldorFold

Wiiiii come on Laxie

I may allow Bee - and therefore pigeon

Cats etc can GTFO

Cats transport flees, so do hedgehogs - surprised no one said that!

Click to see full-size image.

You have to give it to Joobie she has given enough evidence!

I am surprised no one said Giraffe

Beetles do have horns

Only in the mating season

Yes but the female dung beetle has bigger horns than the male!

Beetles do have horns

You eejit!!!  It's on UK sites as well!  And understood to be for both when only listed on one of yer own stupid lists.

I said so lol

Why have I got the feeling that this will beat Laxie's QM effort - so glad I didn't enter now this such a bossy QM - only because I forgot about it!

[Well done Amy!Fantastic updates - have to confess to not usually reading them unless there's someone I know still going, but have read these from start to finish purely for entertainment value. Would possibly even go as far as saying I think the two of you are the best updating combo we've ever had. Great stuff.]

Well done Amy!

Fantastic updates - have to confess to not usually reading them unless there's someone I know still going, but have read these from start to finish purely for entertainment value.  Would possibly even go as far as saying I think the two of you are the best updating combo we've ever had.  Great stuff.

Agree entirely with Claw - unable to see updates today, only just logged on! 

Terrific Updating, an entertaining read, well done, & thanks.

 

Unlikely Pino will be the bubble now, just heard him ordering another glass of milk.

Still waiting to hear someone order a MILF.

 

No sooner had Jonathan Lewys been placed on the Cougar Totty radar than he was knocked out

Rumours that he started moving all in blind every hand once he heard he was within the clutches of a menopausal Scouser are as yet unconfirmed

I can confirm this is partially true.

Someone told him one of the updaters had rated him as totty, and when he looked over only Tighty was sat at the press desk.

Keep it up Caroline 

No sooner had Jonathan Lewys been placed on the Cougar Totty radar than he was knocked out

Rumours that he started moving all in blind every hand once he heard he was within the clutches of a menopausal Scouser are as yet unconfirmed

 

Peter Nicolle




Paddy Kirk





I know all update readers are huge Emmerdale fans.

Yeah Emmerdale is a must in my household