£90m! Amazing stuff really.

https://www.starsports.bet/event/533451/to-permanently-replace-piers-morgan-on-gmb-monday-wednesday-thursday-6-30am-9am-

This is very lol.   John Stapleton 25/1!!!!!   I assumed he was 25/1 to be alive

Why is Citizen Khan among the favourites here? Ridic.

Hollie has a genuine chance of becoming champion jockey this season I think. Last season Hill's got it wrong putting her in off +70 on the handicap 

10-1 seems fine.

Oisin says he's going for it again but who knows how the establishment will react to last year's happenings?

Buick only had a crack in the autumn because he was still close enough in a weird year and he was just happy to be busy again after a long injury. I don't see him doing the Friday evening Newcastle trips for eight rides in 0-55s again this time round.

Curtis's chances have not been improved by the Johnston link-up for me. I'd say that'll hamper him if anything and it may take him down south for too many festivals for him to run up the numbers.

I can see Hollie and her boyf finishing 1-2 in either order.

BREAKING: One year suspension for Gordon Elliott, with the last six months suspended. He has agreed not to attend race meetings for six months. Suspension to begin on 9 March.

In for both.

Got what he had coming imo. Plenty more where this came from. His missus (allegedly) released the photo after catching him giving a stablegirl one.

https://twitter.com/d_gilly6/status/1366321644629860355

Then there's this.

https://twitter.com/rantz_i/status/1366625007401652225?s=24

^ This.

If Jurgen goes now Gerrard would be a very short price to get the gig but that's looking unlikely (despite almost £10k being done on the machine a couple of weekends ago after the rumours sprang up). Lolerpool will rally at some point and they'll be competitive again next season when all the key players are fit and Big Ivan is picked up for £40m.

Mallik Wilks a great EW bet at 16-1 top L1 scorer with PP.

Almost said I was about to put an end to the good-hair theory.

Thanks for the offer mike but I'm more of a fun punter these days. I've maybe only had a dozen small bets on the horses over the past year or so and only use accounts for long-term football stuff, chasing bigger payouts on multiples.

From next season I'll probably just use shops. It's just easier now.

The idea of having two log-ins, one for casino bullshit and one for sports betting was interesting on the face of it.

Then again you only have to point towards a Paul Merson or Matty Etherington and see that Denise's home page full of Ecudorian L2 womens' football on a Tuesday morning to realise that there ultimately isn't any difference.

I'm with Glenn the puritan here.

Trying to find someone with plenty of cash already who fancies opening me a new batch of accounts for £500 is going to be challenging. This football season might just be the end of the road.

Crazy. Getting gyms reopened should be the government's number one priority.

McBag has killed IR!

Exchange shops made a dent in it in the late 00s, press boxes on course left a big hole in it not long after and drones polished it off.

Who do these characters suppose is going to put up the money for the time-advantage rofflers to steal off them? Paying £200 a day for the privilege of being able to hoover up 1.01s at Wolverhampton. Quite ridic.

I moaned that one in.

He was trying way too hard before our three-week-plus break and it wasn't falling for him. He's put the turnaround down to a chat with Jimmy Bullard. Just letting it happen now and the difference has been amazing.

Szmodics and Dembele both back to their best. Things change so fast.

You're still welcome to Eisa though. Now fourth choice and won't get a look in from here.

Argh, that be the one.