Cycling is the future. I've had a bike again for three years and it's the nuts in the summer. Apart from that time I can off an fractured my elbow trying to go through a ford at speed.
DMac is the world's leading expert on everything, especially Covid at the moment (sorry for your loss arb).
I love the guy for what he's done for Poshies but his podcast is so tilting. Pure ego.
Otherwise, "Today Flutter Group becomes officially gigantic comprising Betfair, Paddy Power, Skybet, Adjarabet, Poker Stars, FanDuel, Foxbet, Sportsbet, Full Tilt, BetEasy, and Oddschecker. Considering the merger of BF and PP sent shock waves, this is quite incredible."
A fked up story of ego’s, rivalry and backstabbing in the world of exotic animal keepers in the US, there are more twists and turns than the Monte Carlo rally. Only half a dozen episodes or so and worth a look for something a bit different.
I thought this was a typically funny sketch about it:
Yeah, not sure I’d watch it before watching the series though, too many spoilers and will take away some of the wtf’s!
Amazingly good is Tiger King. See there's prices on who plays Joe and Carole in the movie. Laura Linney and Sam Rockwell (not quoted) for me.
‘Lockdown lingo’_ - are you fully conversant with the new terminology? Here are a few terms to get you in the groove:
Coronacoaster The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional coronacoaster”.
Quarantinis Experimental cocktails mixed from whatever random ingredients you have left in the house. The boozy equivalent of a store cupboard supper. Southern Comfort and Ribena quarantini with a glacé cherry garnish, anyone? These are sipped at “locktail hour”, ie. wine o’clock during lockdown, which seems to be creeping earlier with each passing week.
Blue Skype thinking A work brainstorming session which takes place over a videoconferencing app. Such meetings might also be termed a “Zoomposium”. Naturally, they are to be avoided if at all possible.
Le Creuset wrist It’s the new “avocado hand” - an aching arm after taking one’s best saucepan outside to bang during the weekly ‘Clap For Carers.’ It might be heavy but you’re keen to impress the neighbours with your high-quality kitchenware.
Coronials As opposed to millennials, this refers to the future generation of babies conceived or born during coronavirus quarantine. They might also become known as “Generation C” or, more spookily, “Children of the Quarn”.
Furlough Merlot Wine consumed in an attempt to relieve the frustration of not working. Also known as “bored-eaux” or “cabernet tedium”.
Coronadose An overdose of bad news from consuming too much media during a time of crisis. Can result in a “panicdemic.
The elephant in the Zoom The glaring issue during a videoconferencing call that nobody feels able to mention. E.g. one participant has dramatically put on weight, suddenly sprouted terrible facial hair or has a worryingly messy house visible in the background.
Quentin Quarantino An attention-seeker using their time in lockdown to make amateur films which they’re convinced are funnier and cleverer than they actually are.
Covidiot One who ignores public health advice or behaves with reckless disregard for the safety of others can be said to display “covidiocy” or be “covidiotic”. Also called a “lockclown” or even a “Wuhan-ker”.
Goutbreak The sudden fear that you’ve consumed so much wine, cheese, home-made cake and Easter chocolate in lockdown that your ankles are swelling up like a medieval king’s.
Antisocial distancing Using health precautions as an excuse for snubbing neighbours and generally ignoring people you find irritating.
Coughin’ dodger Someone so alarmed by an innocuous splutter or throat-clear that they back away in terror.
Mask-ara Extra make-up applied to "make one's eyes pop" before venturing out in public wearing a face mask.
Covid-10 The 10lbs in weight that we’re all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking. Also known as “fattening the curve”.
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