he walked around Circus Circus with dried vomit over his face!!

If ever there was a hotel to pull this off....

Roffle. Compulsory I believe.

Is there a poll for whether Noly...
A) Gently nudged the slot granny
B) Smacked the back of her chair sending her strawberry daquiri airbound
C) Knocked her off the chair before saying 'Sorry darlin, I love you I do'
If not, there should be one. Loving this diary imo.

No deal, plus I've just dropped a lot of today's profit in the first at Wolverhampton ffs.
10% please

I'll take 10% for sure, or 20% if you agree to wear the Sicilian t-shirt all three times. The choice, as they say, is yours.
Can I use my Tesco Club Card here please?

Blatently just a move to improve his chances in the thread of the year category imo

Thanks guys, maybe next year I'll do something, after all it's a biggy, you only turn 30 once

Sigh..OK, if I was four years old and weighed 1st10lb, I'd be out there with you boys...

Bunch of kids!
Quality, wish I was 15 years younger and out there with you boys

wait itl u see who our celebrity team member was!!!

I'll go for Dane Bowers...

Excellent work Rookie, easy to forget there's other stuff to do in Vegas apart from poker. Photos definitely make a big difference.
Guys I was out there with last autumn raved about The V Bar at The Venetian. I haven't been in a club since I was 20 odd (years old, not stone) but Pure and Ra seem popular.
No Venetian deep stacks? You can pick up free a t-shirt if you play one. Can only be an improvement on that spud sack.

I hereby claim this thread as carrot-cruncher/Essex pub team territory.
We won't need the play-offs, automatic promotion all the way. Colchester home, Swindon away the next two, six more points, ten more goals for Aaron and Craig, the only way is up.

Fergie jnr is my new footballing hero, just hope we can hang on to him. He said he had no interest in the QPR job, though, and that chapter is now closed. We really should go up again this season, in which case he should stay.
Was he there looking at a midfielder? If so, unlikely it will amount to much, as we signed Crofts from Gillingham today. He's looking for cover for young Couttsy, who's been a revelation this season for a £5k signing and who's being looked after for the future. He played the second half for the Jocko U21s the other night but I missed it.

[Bonds is still going strong but did his nuts on his horse Bonzo at Kempton last night apparently. Maybe not his nuts but there was a proper each-way punt that went astray in a terrible race.]

Bonds is still going strong but did his nuts on his horse Bonzo at Kempton last night apparently. Maybe not his nuts but there was a proper each-way punt that went astray in a terrible race.PS, stilettos are a must for doing the ironing, is there any other way?

Not his nuts, apparently, & he was shocked at the activity in the ring - he said it went from 14's to 8's at one stage. Connections were NOT on, it was a 12f jobbie, & Quinn told them alll it needs 2 miles, so he's a bit surprised by what happened.

LOL, don't they always say that? Harry Findlay is the ONLY owner that ever admits it's his money. Rest of them, plus their trainers, give it the...'I don't know where the money's coming from, but it's not mine/ours' spiel.
Michael Wigham, William Musson, Gay Kelleway, those bookie fellas took one hell of a beating, but not your money right?
Of course, in Bonzo's case it may not have been.
PS, thanks for the slimline comments, that first 3lb seems to have made all the difference...

Bonds is still going strong but did his nuts on his horse Bonzo at Kempton last night apparently. Maybe not his nuts but there was a proper each-way punt that went astray in a terrible race.
PS, stilettos are a must for doing the ironing, is there any other way?

curmudgeonly is a good word. First time I've seen it since reading MDD's profile.

Two poor teams from Essex combined as one imo.
Good luck away at Lezzer; fortunately you managed to avoid the best team in League One this time.