It looks like the chap in the middle has got his right hand inside the shorts of the chap to his right.

just u then!

is the middle man fingering their bums?

Unfortunate holiday snap.

what we looking at?

"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.

"No thanks," she replied.

"Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it, it's a good two pounder."

Shaking her head in disbelief, she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."

I said, "It's on the scales."

FFS, I just burst out laughing in the middle of the office. I got asked what I was laughing at, I said I just read something funny.. They said let's here it then, so I had to repeat it... Luckily it got a laughs. It's the way I tell em. wpwp

Then stole it as your own on facebook

£70 sent to comic relief

Nearly had a score on kid Cassidy as a saver and shit myself as they were neck and neck! Sick work not watching for £6k xx

Need Alderwood in the 5:15 for £570 x

Sick work. £70 to charity remember.

Will send as soon as it clears into my bank!!

Need alderwood too for a £10 treble that pays £570. Good luck

Need Alderwood in the 5:15 for £570 x

Phil Parkinson 11/1 with Stan James.

A 35 year old Pakistani man from Slough has been arrested for punching his wife in the face
Chinda Goodunpropa denies the charge.

I've been on the phone ages trying to book tickets for an Levi's tribute act, but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

Might work better if it was about a famous singer and not a pair of jeans.

Lol

I've been on the phone ages trying to book tickets for an Elvis tribute act, but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

Having a thought about my target weight and I think Id like to get down to about 16st by October.

Think that's about 70lbs (5st 1lb) so works out around 10lbs a month which thinking about it is not too bad.

Its also exactly 3 stone loss since January 2012.

You have to be happy with that. 3 stone is a huge amount.

Really happy with that just unhappy about not keeping it up for the last 3-4 months.