Boldie your my hero.

Pure comedy.

I call.  KJo.

I loved his look of complete disbelief when i turned my cards over. Then proceeded to berate him for making such a bad call.

If he's taking his kids to lapland with his winnings then he is a pillock.

Oh yeah, your mums a JKoff

Boldie your my hero.

Pure comedy.

Im top of the blonde quiz! Would have been 10/10 if it wasnt for a last minute answer change

Im 2nd in the battle of the planets on stars, but its only monday

None of that makes up for my most spectacular poker blow up yet. On Friday when on the final table bubble i managed to get all 37k in with the monster that is  . I am a little proud of this though. 

I had a similar thought when playing on Wednesday night.

Shortstacked I was pushing every unopened pot
Happy with the blinds or a flukey double up.

After a couple of comments i folded a couple

I could argue, I didnt want to force them to call at some point

But in reality online, I would have kept pushing until I had 10 BB or got looked up and lost.

So really because I was dealing with real people something in my head said I should stop because I didnt want to look stupid. Even though they were stupid for not understanding what I was doing.

Hope that makes sense.

If whoever loses reloads back to the 50/10000 then its got to be neutral.

Doesnt matter how big they build their stack to at some point the other person will stack them if you play it infinitely?

I bought an Samsung R700 Core Due T5850, 17" screen, 4Gb Ram, 250Gb Hard Drive etc etc etc etc for £650 on tuesday, well impressed so far.

Resolution?

The native resolution is 1440 x 900

[  ] As impressive as your bad boy
[  ] Your getting yours before Christmas
[X] It can happily display 9 pokerstars tables
[  ] I can happily play 9 pokerstars tables
[X] Your mums a resolution!

I bought an Samsung R700 Core Due T5850, 17" screen, 4Gb Ram, 250Gb Hard Drive etc etc etc etc for £650 on tuesday, well impressed so far.

Great to have you on board Matt - and as has been said, a proper gent.

I'm sure this thread, as it commemorates Matt's 1,000th post, deserves a photo of the man himself?  What do you reckon MrPie?

I was thinking exactly the same when i read the title.
Surely his 1000th post should have contained no words, just that picture.
As the saying goes 'a picture of a man wearing a bag on his head says more than a 1000 posts ever could'

Tina Dico - Count to Ten

Again, not that new, but know one knows who she is.

[untrue]

The Colonel was in no fit state to report anything.   untrue

I had a bet with Wick that booder would not Final, £20 @ 7/2, Wick tried to grim me. I seeeeeethed. I collected, too.
sigh  chipped up with 20 odd runners left....raise 99  shorty pushes A 10 and hits.....raise AQ  cant hit vs JJ......reraise allin with AK vs 77  and miss again. Still,i dont mind not cashing if it means Trigg loses a bet.

wd to Laz and Nakor for a great performance.....quality weekend with some great mates....was great to see Claire,Ding,Chilli,Red,Fran,Ralph,Redbull,Chris Bruce,Evilpie and a very pissed Stu Hopkin,Tikay,Tank and the one man comedy show...Trigg.
Too many laughter moments from the weekend to post here but Frans quote that "Trigg is camp" was proved to be quite correct (who would have guessed) when Maria informed us she had his pink cushion and gay belt in her car........photos to follow

Me? Pissed? Never!
Me? Blabbering rubbish to RedDog? Never!
Me? Ordering more guinness at 5.45am? Never!
Me? Waking up and it was still dark? Never!

I am looking in to the possibility of stalking someone Blonde over the next few months.

Forgive me if I miss anything but I've done this before.

Propose away.

FYP

There were girls there Dewi, i cant be held responible for them drinking water!

What about if we say it was used to poor over them in a wet t-shirt competition.

Could you imagine the bill if Dewi had been there add line 36 x Guinness Pt

jeez stuart, u could have bought o'casey's for about 400 euro's. why malta in december??

Malta in december because it was a young ladies 21st birthday, because its still quite warm there, because it cost £70 each for flights and 2 nights in a 4 star hotel, and finally because I can!

Ill send you an invite next year vinnie.  

There is also a superb pic of Evilpie, but im scared to post it. Rumour has it Kinboshi also possesses a copy. 

This is a proper breakfast.

 Check my post on the rate my breakfast thread and you will start to understand my life.