I think many of the posts above seem to be concentrating on the gender issue here too much. Us blokes do exactly the same to each other, everyone has their nemesis at the poker table, either because they have annoyed you or givin you a bad beat in the past.

Personally i manage to keep it under control most of the time, quite lucky really seeing as anyone in a poker branded cap or shirt intstantly annoys the crap out of me! I dont mind if their sponsored but if they got theyre Full Tit baseball cap by saving points at the $0.0000015/$0.0000030 HORSE table it just winds me up!

So far i think ive busted myself out of 5 biggish tournaments whilst trying to bust these people for no other reason than their apparel!   

No offence to anyone of course, just illustrating how different things annoy different people regardless of whether its male, female or shemale.

Daniel, im on my way for some food, can you keep a count on my drinking? I realised my exit yesterday was due to my 6th vodka and redbull overloading my brain. 

Paired board, my god im a donk.

Has the www.blackpoollapdancersandstripperspokerleague.com/forum been invited to submit a team?

Oh man, if were havin shirts like that i need to think of a nickname! Suggestions on a postcard.

Ill have number 17 if its still available. 

StuartHopkin is your nickname....

Fairpoint. My teachers always said i was lazy and unimaginative, ive proved them all right by using my name as my nickname for the last 5 years.

Or were you about to sing me a song?

StuartHopkin is your nickname......
And theres only you to blame.........
On your shirt it will be printed......
But the lapdancing girls will be minted....

Oh dear, i need to go home..... its been a long day. 
 

Has the www.blackpoollapdancersandstripperspokerleague.com/forum been invited to submit a team?

Oh man, if were havin shirts like that i need to think of a nickname! Suggestions on a postcard.

Ill have number 17 if its still available.  

Ill jump ship!

Stick my name down dan!

1/2 a day extra is cool with me, thought this was just a bit of fun for everyone???

as long as you dont change the goalposts everyday i have no problem at all

i dont care if i win or lose, wish u the best of the luck with the next month mate

$100 shipped 

Put my name down, ill ship the money first thing in the morning. No idea whether you can do it or not, i just enjoy a band wagon.

First post in here, so feel free to tell me what i did wrong. I think the call is right, comments please!

PokerStars Game #17330534295:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/10 - 11:11:47 (ET)
Table 'Charybdis' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: PlayTime75 ($32.40 in chips)
Seat 2: StuartHopkin ($190.50 in chips)
Seat 3: hokki ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 4: plutonium239 ($110.60 in chips)
Seat 5: gaintkilla ($42.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Olo.as ($143.55 in chips)
Seat 7: clifflonglll ($28.10 in chips)
Seat 8: DaMinkie ($113.50 in chips)
Seat 9: zer02hero ($68.85 in chips)
hokki: posts small blind $0.50
plutonium239: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to StuartHopkin [ ]
gaintkilla: folds
Olo.as: folds
clifflonglll: folds
DaMinkie: folds
zer02hero: calls $1
PlayTime75: calls $1
StuartHopkin: calls $1
hokki: calls $0.50
plutonium239: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
hokki: checks
plutonium239: bets $3
zer02hero: calls $3
PlayTime75: folds
StuartHopkin: raises $8 to $11
hokki: folds
plutonium239: raises $98.60 to $109.60 and is all-in
zer02hero: folds
StuartHopkin: calls $98.60
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
plutonium239: shows [ ] (a straight flush, Nine to King)
StuartHopkin: mucks hand
plutonium239 collected $224.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $227.20 | Rake $3
Board [ ]
Seat 1: PlayTime75 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: StuartHopkin (button) mucked [ ]
Seat 3: hokki (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: plutonium239 (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($224.20) with a straight flush, Nine to King
Seat 5: gaintkilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Olo.as folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: clifflonglll folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DaMinkie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: zer02hero folded on the Flop

He only wins the $600 pot once for every ten times he shoves and gets two calls.

Think someone best get his text book out before we go to Luton!

(They have a Lala icon!!)

I told you he shouldnt be aloud out by himself. He's on the phone now crying.

He's out already.

Ooops

Great updates yesterday. Gutted im not there. Only me to blame, out 40th in the Super Sat, after getting 9k in pre with  . Oops.

Could you keep an eye on Evilpie (Table 48, Seat 6   Matt Russell), well built bald bloke. He's not really meant to be allowed out unsupervised.

Tell him his good friend Mooooooooooohamed wishes him the luck of the cards. (His name must be pronounced with that many oooooooooo's)

Thanks, and good luck to everyone else!

Ha ha, dont like either of the hands you described but dont think there is anything wrong with effectively splitting the prizes 50/50 if your even in chips!

Just a warning that anyone making deals with Wardonkey should ask for his maths to be checked before they agree :-)

Main Event 135
Omaha 39