Jen and The_nun - I would never reveal a lady's secrets...

Pontecarlo - the revelation of 'the real' Dubai was the highlight of the BFWCOP for me - it's superb to see you wishing him well. Dave is a top bloke and an almost limitless fountain of entertainment - go Dave!!

That's your lot Andrew.. no more wine

OK, The_nun has spoken.

BTW, our paths have crossed before. At an SNG at the Betfair forum night at the Gutshot, I was the guy whose eyes you spent a wonderful ten seconds looking into whilst deciding whether your pair of nines were good in the face of my limp/reraise all-in.

I think Ariston means 'Iechyd Da' - Welsh for 'Good Health' (I think). Twas a track on the fantastic Gorky's Zygotic Mynci's Bywd Time album.

Jen, could you:

a) Get Greg to write down his Top Tips To Tournament Success

b) Tell Vicky C that I love her

Really looking forward to the TV table now.

jane Fonda in Barbarella

Most completely gorgeous woman in anything, ever. FACT!

Warning: I have now reached the 'bottle of wine' threshold which means that any further posts from me this evening may descend into gibberish/surrealism/perversion/obscenity*

* delete as applicable

*opens book of 'Phrases to Use in Conversation'*

*writes 'vintage bintage' and 'oil of goolay'*

Sticky Vicky from our local chippy

Speaking of Sticky Vicky, has anyone here been to Benidorm?

Charlotte Church .... I might be an atheist, but thats one church i would gladly enter

'That's a cracker!'

As for scaring the kids ... I always used to keep a picture of the EX mother in law on the mantlepiece .... it deffo kept the kids away from the fire

Click to see full-size image.

'Hey Kev, stop stealing my material'

hopefully drawn next to simon trumper

Now that I would pay good money to watch 

I have a photographic memory as well - unfortunately I haven't taken it in to get developed yet... 

BTW: The music question - Another Brick in The Wall (Part 2) by the mighty Pink Floyd?

Nemesis, you've corrected the colour, now you're going to have to edit it again to get the spelling right...

Charlotte Church is so good in all the right way

...and so bad in all the good ways 

All my posts about poker and yet the first time someone seeks my counsel, it's on a totally different subject! Seeing as you asked, Tightend:

Nell McAndrew - No

Kelly Brook - I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I gave some moments ago re: Fearne Cotton

Kate Lawler - No

Kate Garraway - Oh, go on then

Now, I wonder if Mses Cotton, Brook, Church etc were presented with the following list:

Tightend
AdamM
AndrewT

...what would their answers be 

Oh, and cups of tea tastes loads better when its cold.

I've never though of that before, but it's so true.

One of the things that I most liked about the winter when I was a kid was the fact that the horse racing on the telly finished earlier. Me and my brothers would get annoyed that we couldn't watch the football scores on the TV because my dad wanted to watch the racing from Newmarket, which didn't finish until after 5. In the winter, the TV racing is all done by 3, so we could watch Ceefax whilst my dad was asleep on the sofa.

Natasha Kaplinsky - No
Fearne Cotton - Till her teeth rattled
Jayne Middlemiss - Ten years ago yes, not now though
Tess Daly - No
AdamM - Not even with Andi Peters'

At the risk of this thread degenerating further, my current saucepot de jour is Charlotte Church.

BTW, asking if Andi Peters is gay is a bit like if someone asked a couple of weeks ago 'do you reckon that Kate Moss is on the sniff?'