He doesn't raise pre utg with QT.

errr

Just spotted 5 handed. Is this the reason I got an errr or would that be a raising hand at limit anyway?

He doesn't raise pre utg with QT.

He's happily raising away at you because he knows you don't reraise pre with QT against a utg raiser.

I'd say you lost however many bets you could've possibly have got in. Can't be bothered to count them but that's how many it is.

The problem you've got is that most of the tax you over paid is from the previous financial year. If you were on a week 1 tax code starting on week 1 of this year it won't make much difference when you get your correct code.

I would guess your tax code is something like 543L-W1. That means that they base your tax on you having already used your tax allowance from the start of the financial year up to the day you actually start earning money. Because you didn't earn anything until November you'll have about 6 months of tax allowance due back to you which will be tax back on about £2700. If that's the case you should be due at least £540.

You need to speak to the tax office and they'll sort it for you. What they usually do is change your tax code for this year to account for the extra you paid last year. Like Steeveg says it the tax office that gives you your code. None of it is your employer's fault, they just put the codes in to a software package and it tells them what to pay you.

1. Where should a quiz on the television show 'The Simpsons' go?
 
 a - In entertainment
 b - In television category, Simpsons subcategory
 c - In television
 d - In animals

Any ideas?

Apparently it's c.

Explanation:

The correct answer was In television category, Simpsons subcategory.

Television is good, but if the quiz can fit into a subcategory, use the subcategory!

Life quiz tilt!!!!!!!! only 9/10 on a Sunday!!!!
 

surely following that explanation it should be 'b'? 

Oops. Spelt b wrong. 

[gazzuped as long as they get there costs back]

in return for this the casino and the hotel that are organising the accoumdation and flight just want a little local press and maybe some poker press if i do well, they are prepared to be gazzuped as long as they get there costs back and a mention in any interviews ect, so if they are gazzuped any money extra (after there costs) would go pro rata to the share holders

If you do well have you got to pay the casino their expenses money back out of the pot?

Seems a bit shitty if they want mentions in interviews and they want paying back as well. I know it's a real help to you but I think they're taking the piss a bit here imo.

No problems with anything just a bit curious about this that's all.

I've not had my PM btw so can't send any cash. Send it quick before I lose what's left of my roll and can't afford it.

Who would win, a Minotaur with a net and trident or a Centaur with a crossbow?

Crossbow surely.

Who would win, a polar bear with the flu or a van full of rottweilers?

what van?

yeah, how many rotters? I reckon the rotters have a chance if >7

No chance. The polar bear would have 7 rottweilers for breakfast,even with flu.

Think you might be wrong there.

Saw a wildlife program the other day where a starving polar near was trying to nick a huskie for his supper. The pack was chained up so there were probably only 2 or 3 that could get near him.

Mr Polar bear legged it and who can blame him. There's much easier targets than a few snarling dogs.

Have to say though that before I saw this program I'd agree 100%. Rotty's for breakfast every time.

For legal reasons could the mods please remove this thread before I get to work tomorrow.

 1. Where should a quiz on the television show 'The Simpsons' go?
 
 a - In entertainment
 b - In television category, Simpsons subcategory
 c - In television
 d - In animals

Any ideas?

Apparently it's c.

Explanation:

The correct answer was In television category, Simpsons subcategory.

Television is good, but if the quiz can fit into a subcategory, use the subcategory!

Life quiz tilt!!!!!!!! only 9/10 on a Sunday!!!!
 

you should pot it for the chance he might fold.

This is the thing with the hand. He will not fold. I know he's got aces and over values them no matter what the flop is. That was why I'd called him light in the earlier hand that I'd lost.

Also because I know he's got aces he has 2 of my outs so I'm on 11 + the backdoor spades obviously.

Just had to have a sanity check to make sure I was right to pot it. I know I'm strong here but it's not exactly a monster wrap. He's got 2 of my outs, my seven's dead apart from backdoor possibilities and I know I need to hit.

Thanks for the reassurance.

Sat at 2/2 DC at DTD last night. 8 handed everyone has decent stacks, I've got about £250 after just doubling up villain with a light (and dubious) call. He's now on about £600

Most pots have had multiple players no matter what the raise and there's been plenty of straddling.

I've had absolutely no cards in the last 4 hours so I've not played many hands and my image is supertight. Not that villain cares to be fair.

The hand in question. It gets straddled to £4 and everyone calls round to me.

I've got  so I pot it up to £20. I'm expecting at least 4 callers so should I be potting with this hand?

Villain is sat to my left and repots to £72 which was not what I expected. Everyone now folds round to me. I put villain squarely on aces. There is no way he does this with anything else as he is pretty fishy and likes to see a lot of flops. I know that if I hit there is no way he is laying down so I decide to flat. Was this ok?

Flop comes  (not sure of suits but definitely rainbow).

Knowing that he is definitely shoving a pot bet and definitely potting if I check what do I do?

Phat,

you have my sympathies mate. My curent problems are defined in this clip and part of this vid covers your embarrassment at having another man attend to your manhood.

And obv is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a while.

p.s. I have so laffed.

Geo.

http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php

Billy Connolly. Imo the funniest man on the planet.

Nice clip.

If you're insisting on playing this the same as a pair of 2's then yes you have the right implied odds to call given that there are five players in the pot.

However, seeing as you've got a good hand why not re raise him. About half a pot raise should do nicely, say $10 more. It's all he deserves for his gay min raise he's just made. Chances are they'll all fold but hopefully you get a customer and can do your hand justice.

Not at all! All i was suggesting is that if you think someone is week they normally have the absolute nuts! Lol, do you not no the outcome of this hand? It was a misdeal, the gay raise was because he had received 5 cards 

 

Lol, Do you think his gay min raise is weak pie? You raise he insta hoves cus he has AA. Lol We've talked about your reads before.

Not weak, just gay.

If he instashoves with AA it's because he's crap and doesn't get max value out of his hands.

Are you suggesting that we set mine then? Are we automatically assuming that everyone who min raises is uber strong rather than just doing a little bit of cheeky pot building?

If the flop comes 2 5 8 are we assuming we're behind to the gay raiser because he must have aces?

We must have another chat about my reads 

[   ] Stu knows how to use the quote function on Blonde

wouldnt that womens cream thing do the job?? veet isnt it?? fk that having clippers in the area

That stuff burns sensitive skin though - no way I'd use it there.

Better with a mach 3 and a steady hand.... erm so I heard...

It's much better to use the women's blades, venus I think they might be called.

Apparently they're much more gentle and less prone to nicking because they're designed for sensitive bird skin rather than rough prickly bloke's faces.

Erm.... So a friend tells me....

There's a guy smoking in the background so it's definitely before the public smoking ban.

If you're insisting on playing this the same as a pair of 2's then yes you have the right implied odds to call given that there are five players in the pot.

However, seeing as you've got a good hand why not re raise him. About half a pot raise should do nicely, say $10 more. It's all he deserves for his gay min raise he's just made. Chances are they'll all fold but hopefully you get a customer and can do your hand justice.

Lol, Do you think his gay min raise is weak pie? You raise he insta hoves cus he has AA. Lol We've talked about your reads before.

Not weak, just gay.

If he instashoves with AA it's because he's crap and doesn't get max value out of his hands.

Are you suggesting that we set mine then? Are we automatically assuming that everyone who min raises is uber strong rather than just doing a little bit of cheeky pot building?

If the flop comes 2 5 8 are we assuming we're behind to the gay raiser because he must have aces?

We must have another chat about my reads