Win both halves 28/1, Mr Weld On

[Dung - hang your (forgetful) head in shame]

City at Spurs in the cup maybe 12 years ago? 3 down at half time, Barton sent off and Anelka had gone off injured. And we were shite at the time.

So obv we won 4-3 with Macken netting a last minute winner.

This one is best for me simply because they had 10 men and were underdogs pre match.  Watford had one win from 3-0 down against Bolton with about 20 minutes left as well.

Dung - hang your (forgetful) head in shame

Tuesday, September 2, 1980

Having gone down 4-0 to First Division Southampton at the Dell in the first leg of their League Cup second round tie, Second Division Watford beat them 7 - 1  in the return leg to proceed to the next round on a 7 - 5 agg score.

A gentle gentleman, RIP.

[20 Xie, Renee £2,400.00]

Just to add to the much gnashing of teeth     .....

Luton GUKPT Main result

1 Haxhiaj, Driton £61,520.00
2 Byrne, Paul £52,000.00
3 Vinson, Benjamin £28,080.00
4 Kennedy, Brett £18,240.00
5 Rubiogamito, Jose £12,480.00
6 Boyle, Derek £9,360.00
7 Vanwalsemvasnunes, Paul £7,440.00
8 Kimber, Jeffrey £6,000.00
9 Phillips, Janice £5,040.00

20 Xie, Renee £2,400.00

Cue, numerous heart murmurs    .....

Bugger me (exclamation, not an invitation)   ....    thirteen pages on 'Reckless Renee'.

Naughty girl    ....     nice bum, though.

RIP a Legend - I was only enjoying playing with him down at Gentings the other night.

Mr Lynch was being rather 'curt' to some horrified young guns, as only he knew how    ....    God Bless you, Dick.

[Players of a 'nervous disposition' should be made aware that sarcasm & incoherent babbling, thinly disguised as banter, is compulsory ...... and total derision is reserved for any player stupid enough to pick Irish (exception being: the Celebration Day of that Taffy stamping on vipers down in Donegal, back in the day).]

Sunday Special @ Genting Luton tomorrow;

£50 DC £2000 GTD

Start Date / Time:14/08/2016 16:00

Buy In: £50 + £5
Game: Dealers Choice Pot Limit
Re-entries: Alloweds: 22,500
Last Entry:End of Level 1830
Dealer Dealt:Yes

Optional £2 for 2500 Chips to be taken at entry ONLY.

Players of a 'nervous disposition' should be made aware that sarcasm & incoherent babbling, thinly disguised as banter, is compulsory     ......        and total derision is reserved for any player stupid enough to pick Irish (exception being: the Celebration Day of that Taffy stamping on vipers down in Donegal, back in the day).

Oi Duracell, where's the Glory Golden Boys in this coup?

Reluctant choice:

Team:  Leicester (Famous for being in the same county as the village what makes them pork pies)
Predicted Finishing position: 4th

Tiebreak 1 - Predicted Points total: 66

Tiebreak 2 - Arsenal predicted points total 62

Team:  Manure
Predicted Finishing position: 5th

Tiebreak 1 - Predicted Points total: 64

Tiebreak 2 - Arsenal predicted points total 62

Team:  The biggest club in Norf Lunun (According to the members of the South Harlow Ex-Servicemens Club)
Predicted Finishing position: 1st

Tiebreak 1 - Predicted Points total: 80

Tiebreak 2 - Arsenal predicted points total 62

Team:  Bag Snatchers
Predicted Finishing position: 2nd

Tiebreak 1 - Predicted Points total: 73
 
Tiebreak 2 - Arsenal predicted points total 62

Foregone conclusion Loofah wins - can I collect the one hundred Merlot vouchers on friday up the G, Glenda?

Cards exposed, no aggressive action allowed    ....      (haven't touched the muck) 'passive' call option still open - absolute shite ruling, especially to a rookie player!

Chippie Dagia (remember him? life and soul of a few blonde events) won in MK for £6100, 467 runners

Plays @ Luton Gentings most nights of the week    .....   

Works well    .....     

[although some of the players think he can't reraise because they think the all in bet is not a minimum of £44 .]

Not sure you quite understand Red Dog .. player 3 only wants to call the £36 bet as long as he knows player 7 (or anybody else) cannot reraise . If he announces raise himself then hes gonna be held to at least a minimum raise himself .

Player 7 has deliberately raised to £22 knowing that if player 8 goes all in for £36 and other players call  he can now reraise again when it comes round to him .. although some of the players think he can't reraise because they think the all in bet is not a minimum of £44 .

The raise increments are 10, 10, 14    .....     'some of the players' obviously should have got their toes out too, when their paucity of fingers caused such utter confusion.

One o'clock    ...    gl

You Out yet, AK?

On Radio 5 - 50+ people on the French terrorist watch list had air-side access at De Gaulle airport     .....       words fail me!

Probably an easy open goal for the Daily Mail, but doesn't it depend on how easy it is to get on the list? 

Say my cousin blows himself up in Syria, am I on?
Say Jeremy shares a platform with terrorists is he on?
Does Gerry stay on long after he has denounced terrorism?

True     ....     but it wasn't a Slimey Snail diatribe purporting to be 'news' - Aunty's R5 does tend to be a darn sight more balanced/accurate than the rubbish daily rags.