i was at luton g when a player announced ,haveing got a flash text...nelson mandela is dead...2 or 3 people uttered ooos and ahh,then a dick head said words to the effect of ..bloody terrorist ,good job...a couple of people sniggered as if in agreement with the opinion .....but then i think they would agree with any opinion in order to not have to have there own.....the rest of the players carried on with the game in hand ,i speaking onley for my self found my mind wandering towards jfk,martin luther king ,and ghandi..........
how about some one commisioning that street artist banksie to do a last supper poker scene with nelson mandella,jfk,martin luther king,ghandi,that burmese bird that is allways under house arreast...name sounds like sang hoo check or something,the one that hilliary clinton tries to dress like when she was in america,mother terrese of calcutta,princess diana, and a few luton regs plus dick head as juddas

god must exist ,you dont hear people calling ..o my santa ,o my santa,.....in porno films

glad there wasnt a question about drilling secret  holes thru neigbours walls

not wishing to offend ,i do note a simalarity of this being found out by the exposure of a piece of film and the post in another part of blonde about the i belive is american ...knock out ...violence,where a perp films himself knocking out a stranger as they walk pass,and then is caught by the evedence of there own film that they had to show there mates .................................................its a sad reflection on man that its not enouth to do the deed but to keep a film record for the replaying of for laughter .....in both cases it would be most interisting to see the perps explain there actions to say some one such as nelson mandela,rip,.....i dont think the perps would be able to look him in the eye

appoligise for takeing so long to get back to you all.....it took quite some time to coalate all the datta and suggestions as to how the luton regs and blondes would like to have there xmas do,and when and where .....but now armed with all the revaliant information i can confirm that the much heralded chrismas do 2013 will be at luton g on or about some time in december maybe and will consist of me asking ...so who knows any jokes....a bag of one pound iceland chewie sweets ,which grab it dave will hog then complain about the quality...for the entertainment the will be the ever present i can walk in a straight line without spilling a drop of red wine endurance challange,plus a special price for the most origanal flonce out of the room with a barley audiable sigh ......the suggestion that certain blondes have been practiseing and have a unfair advantage  over players has been consideredandicap and in the intereasted of fairness a handicap system will be imposed....for every glass of red wine gleevana consumes he will be required to talk authoritivley on the subject of the latest sports betting for a perioud of 8 mieutes and find some poor bastard to fein intereast.........chompsky will be required to drink a glass of red wine for every 8 mineutes of sports betting utterances .........this should put the wine consumption in the region of 3 to 5 bottles and the whineing about 90 mineutes....
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not totaley over subscribed with the luton regs and blondes that would like to have a xmas do at luton on or after the 16 december so to make it simpler....
if you imagen theres a free xmas pizza at luton g who would like a slice,what type of pizza would you like it to be ,and when would you like it......

i was thinking of writeing a bit about the leathagy on this site but i cant be arsed....
good crack at luton final table on saturday das was pissed as a rats arse and refferring to the league stalker from the asian contanent as ...that //////bastard,whic h comeing from him seemed realy funny.....the rest of his conversations seemed to cover which furrey jumper that he has would suit which player at the table,and he has onley two a blue one and a yellow one that makes him look like a budgie......he still finishes most of his sentances with the words ...isnt it you know
on sunday dave johnson mentioned that the quality of the 1 pound bag of sweets i provide is  a bit down market for his taste buds i assured him that we will all look forward to the up market ones he will no dout be bringing in in the future......in the loo latter i walked in as dave and another guy were just finishishing a male alpha male stand of with them both aggreeing to ....just leave it there alright......the conclusion of some dissagrement they had had at the table over one of them saying that the other had played realey stupidley .......so i chipped in ..is this the one that called you a ***** dave...dried my hands and walked out.......
i have started taking photos of luton regs to make a collarge and bring it in before xmas with all the old collages for the viewing pleasure of the regs.....some girl asked me what iwas going to do with the pictures ,as if she belived i had a ulteria motive........    .........   
o well see how i do tonite....
no word as yet on any xmas get togeather for the poker players regarding a xmas nosh ,maybe they secretley louth each other and would rather poke there eyes out with hot needles or sit in a corner with there hands over there ears going laa laa laaa laaa not listing ........must be a very familar corner



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as a added spice for the xmas poker player get together at luton g i think i will bring some brown paper bags big enouth to go over a persons head and some kids coloured crayons ...players will be able to colour in a face on the bags cut eye holes and wear them in the poker game after the meal .....prize for the best face bag could be free entrey to the next monthley 20,000 guarantee.....
i know iknow i should have been in marketing selling the top brands of consumerables with my winning ideas or a spin doctor for some top politacal party ....there loss ....
other party orinated games and events to get the party atmosphere going could include standing on the booking in booth and lauching youself of on to the crowd of poker players and crowd surfing to the coffee machine ............hide the raj where one player leaves the room and you hide raj with just her head showing and the player returns and you see how long it takes them to spot her ,shes not allowed to ask for kit kats during this part of the game.............pass the cans where you get 10 players in a circle and they pass 5 tins of coke a cola to each other when the music stops the players with the cola  tins have  to open them  and down it in one and thats when they find out if its a standard can or one with ten trebour mints inserted..........spot the lady where you get some one up and hypnotise them then ask them all things personal and of a sexual nature ....and of course the ever popular bobbing for sex toys....
who says the spirit of xmas is dead,with a bit of luck we could film some of the events put them to music with some forward and backward repeat spliceing of the film and launch it onto the internet to go viral and end up on shows like 8 out of 10 cats and have i got news for you ......

so for your chance to go viral make sure you attend the luton g xmas nosh.....
ideas for party games welcome

spoke to george last night at luton g ,and he will see if the g can lay on a buffet style event for the poker players xmas get together ,that being the case a notice will go up near the signing in area.........so if we could start to get a ground swell of of .....yes thats a nice idea ,i would defo come ....or....will certainley try to fit that in my busy social diary ,if im not at the palace ........like the kevin cossner film..field of dreams ...build it and they will come....
so if you might want to attend,barring alien abduction,winning the lottery.getting voted onto im a celebraty,slipping into a time slip parrell unaverse that dousnt have internet,or  not being arsed but if its there i will tuck in ......
mention that you are up for it ....so that the people that will make the effort for it to happen will know that it will be attended.........

looks like i will have to start a rumour that theres a free ticket for the gukpt for the first person that posts they would be intereasted in a xmas do at luton g on 16 december....at luton g.....
but im not going to lower myself to such transprentley low bribery,and in any case kyle moogue or mick jagger who have already said they will attend are such lucky fishes they will probley win it..........

thank you george ,i asked last night at luton and they can fit a group in on the 16 th december ....seems to be a xmas meal deal of 25 pounds and you get a 5 pound play voucher as per the leaflets up by the restraunt area ....so if a few players ,and staff that want to attend show intereast we may be able to get some thing sorted.....posssible a paper invite in the card room would help the super stars that want to to show intereast but feel they should turn up late like a hollwood a lister ,with a special top table arrangement for the cash players of course
people that i would expect to come would be
edna
danish
raj and posse
dean
vinny
chompy
glenn
allan
lali
chandra
mythanie
pete
john
me
johnpenn
mechel
dennis
gavin
andy
vic
vic
phil
trevor
pinno


the list goes on and on
so for a bloody good crack and who knows maybe a round or two of drinks from a benaficery all we have to do is say we are intereasted .........

who if any one wants to have a xmas meal on say the 16 december at luton g ....all blondes and luton poker players welcome ,like as much as you eat ,two for the price of two,buy one get none free........
i will ask luton what they can do for a party of say 12 and post here.......so if intereasted post here .......and if not intereasted sod of to weatherspoons and the bookies
happy xmas

edditorial correction....nigela sex tapes
honest
and back to whos up for a xmas nosh up at luton g ....i cant believe that a load of ageing old lags that have one sole pleasure in life of rubbing each other down and up will realey want to miss out on useing the pretence of a xmas get together for the purpose giveing that extra super rub to the ones they stare about.....
we spend half our lives in poker establshments or traveling to them we bond with a group of familars and have some good times together ,not always at nandos.we tell jokes often to the rib splitting enjoyment of the gathered group and we all rumournate about this one or that one on tv or at the vic who has had it away large time.......and how we secretley wish to be that most envied player.......then we post on here to make our selves look superior with little put downs and sarcasims........
............................bloody hell thats like being married ....and then one of the most respected and well licked members of blonde suggests that we should have a sit down meal before a game af luton and we dont grab at the chance,but rather think of posting a what we percive as a witasism such as .......beep beep beep toms xmas dinner bus reversing back into garage......
for shame
for shame ,ps red wine will be available and the wearing of stripey tops is allowed........

so when to have this meal.....around the 16 december i think
who wants to come
i will post this suggestion on the lounge

didnt manage to win the poker league ...sigh....flonce....o well back to the drawing board ....i think i will consontrate on the worth while tourneys and not get sucked into the league nonscence ....it realey knackers you out and isnt worth the agg .....well not when you dont win it it isnt.....
cant wait for the nigel secret sex tapes to go public...come on you chunkies....

as a idea how about a load of blondes having a meal for christmas at luton g ,timed right we might get in on there cheap menu on a night that theres a game on ...
who would be up for it and how would we organise it.....

if you have young people playing knock out where by they attack a passer by for no good reason other than the praise of there like thinking friends,and a few belly laughs as they play back the film of the attack .....regardless of wheather there victim suffers a fractured scull from there head hitting the kerb stone as they free fall head first onto it .........and the attackers are doing this in a country where guns  and knives are easley available it is onley a matter of time before the news will be reporting a .....knock out attacker shot dead or stabbed.......of cource the person who is attacked may not be in a position to respond strait away and may set about finding out who layed him out causing pain and suffering ,plus medical costs and then armed with the best guess of who did it or which group the perp is from the victim may decide to take revenge .....probley from arms lenth .........unlucky if you happen to be standing beside the perp when a car rolls by with some one dishing out knock out right to reply service ....but hey you probley saw the funny side of the origanal knock out gag ....of cource the victims of that attack could also respond in a simalar manner and so on and so on........the answer is to make the crime so punished when caught that no one would do it ....there fore you knocked a teacher out as per the film shown here ...the cops from local information ...get the susspect if and when found guilty what should the sentance be .....1 year inside .....2 years
no the victim s pain and suffering loss of confidence etc etc ....cost 50,000
sentance 5 years for crime and 5 years for damages if the perps family dont want to pay the damages the perp gets 10 years ,after two or three thugs get that sentance the rest of the would be thugs would not dare do it
any other world problems you want me to sort out ....middle east....gay rights....global warming....