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31  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: July 18, 2021, 10:37:26 AM
TBC  so on we go with the story of Tom's trip to London on the night of the big footie game between the beer swilling home side and the pasta munching wannabees.  Our hero has dashed his hopes in the big game by making the classic mistake of getting the ball in where he is a 60/40 favorite and indeed when he was a 80/20 favorite.  But as is often the case gets his arse handed to him in a doggy bag.

The footie game at the time of our hero stumbling away from the tables was with 15 mins of extra time to play and the score being 1-1 to both teams.  So the thought set is if he gets out quick, he may miss a load of the "here we go, here we go, its coming home, its coming home" largered up splendid specimens of British culture.  But still took time to whack ten pounds on roulette on the way out as the desire to shove it right up the Vic is always there and what do you know five on corner number 7/11 and five on number 28/29 the only debt worth having... and 29 came in, so fifty on 29 five splits all round and I've got my own personal penalty shoot out taking place... useless ball doesn't even hit the cross bar more like miss kick ends up in the litter bin.  And so our hero is out into the streets...

And the first thing we notice is the abundance lack of people in the walk to Edgeware Road tube station and those that I do pass are avidly looking at their phones and talking biblical dialects, on the tube again few people with phones in hand and into St Pancreas and the walk of the two pianos, no roaring from any of the zombie waling dead that drift past, no distance echo from bars that forty minutes ago had groups of a hundred all singing at the tops of their voices as if they had all collectively stumbled through a curtain and found themselves on the stage of BGT and the only thing they could think to do was chant "it's coming home, it's coming home"  So it's a bit like me really, only I know what my score is as this time.

Onto train, same again, people with phones super glued to wrist and apparently is going to be penalties, off the train at St Albans, walking out the back entrance, I see a girl rail worker on the next platform phone in hand.  I call across, "the match how's it going" and I think she said something about Maza has just taken or about to take a penalty shot and I wander on grateful that all the yahoos haven't been let out of the pubs yet and onto my train to invade my wound licking from the bitch slapping I had received yet again.   As I pass the Horn of Plenty pub I hear someone inside roaring, of course the goal keeper knew that he would kick it that side, what was he thinking about, what a wanker... fffing hell.  Leaving the pub behind, I pass a parked taxi, again just a driver phone in hand, face illuminated by the screen and he's talking advise to the player as to what the player should do, I determine that we are now into penalty kicks and it's not going the way millions of wannabee Beckamnites would ideally write the script, into my Landrover which I still bought, knowing that they are infamous for the sunroofs leaking in the rain and boy this one is living up to its reputation and home.  Parked the motor a still silence all around, no roars, no shouts, no need to be Einstein to work this one out and upstairs to bed and the land of nod and the images of hearts, diamonds, spades and clubs flitting across the green cloth and not a bloody football insight.
Just the distant noise of the disgruntled home wandering football Wildebeast that had so recently thundered across the Serengheti chanting "its coming home, its coming home" and now are mumbling with every eight word being fffing... welcome to my world of badbeats.


ifwiningisnteverythingicantellyoufromexperienceindeedvastexperiencelosingisprettyshit...
32  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: July 15, 2021, 04:40:59 PM
Happy days i whent to the vic and got a 550 ticket for there mini main yesterday totaly knackered but back there friday for 12.00oclock      as liza minnelli said ....maybe this time ....rest of the world cup TBC can wait ....not keen on football anyway ....they stuck me in goal as the fat chunky kid at school and fired the football at the fat part of my thighs    bloody hurt too.....

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33  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: July 12, 2021, 12:20:52 PM
so having been pressured by my friends and fellow poker mates to put sweaty diggetts to key board here i go.......
also i have had over the last 6 months or so a couple of thousand pleas for me to post a poker blog in order to raise the quality of this here page......

THE QUESTION IS WHERE WERE YOU WHEM JFK WAS SHOT FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL OR WHEN THE FIRST MAN LANDED ON THE MOON ....ALLEGEDLY....OR WHEN MONICA LOUINSKA HAD A UN EXPECTED CLOTHES DRY CLEANING REQUIREMENT.....CHANCES ARE YOU CANT REMEMBER....

So i think it only fitting that i set down a record of where i was when england and italy had there kick about in the park with more people around the globe watching than ever watched debbie douse dallas....
I had heard that there was a 50 plus 10 game at the vic for a price of 550 ticket /credit for poker and figured as the previouse game final was finishing on that sunday there would be a wash of loose value players out of that game making value for the 550 ticket jobby ....so totaly addiquiet reasoning to travel up to the big city .....i decided to go by train and off i set

got to st albans railway station and there are quiete a few bods heading up to the city , large ammount of england football shirts and tell tell clinks from back packs from packs of stella artios beer bottles , good few bra less showing the odd hard pea nut thru the shirt as well...girls i hasten to mention ....any way movving on....on the train and all is good humour some one has had a fight with a bag of crisps in which the crisps lost and a section of the floor is suitable carpeted .....two youths go down the train as we travel to london with the odd ...its comeing home its comeing home chant interjected with the odd swear word they allso had a case of beers ...after they had passed a few minuetes two rail security guys swiftly followed and when the caught up with them in the next carriage loads of rauchause sining and banter erupted from there mates as presiumley the rail guys are trying to tell them no open beer bottles allowed.....good luck with that .

i get to st panchras and onto the tube to edgeware road the foot ball shirts and flags have bred like horny buck rabbits on viagra and with there number there are bottles of beer being drunk quiet openly also the debri discarded tins and bottles ....on the tube i sit and hear two groups talking about how they got there ttickets for 295 euros and have been offered 1000 to which the other group say would you take 5000 .....a bit like punters watching a roulete table and saying they were going to have 5000 on the nuber that has just come in ...if they knew what that number was and if they had 5000 and if and if and if.

i arrive out side the tube station the bronze statue of a window cleaner is still there and i trot on down to the vic

just checked my stats turns out it wasnt a couple of thousand pleas to blog here it was two....still my adoring pubic must be satisfied.

TBC

TBCUNLESSSOMEONEWANTSTOPAYMEASHITLOADOFMONEYNOTTO.
34  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: September 04, 2020, 11:30:41 PM
hi vinnie ,dont realy miss the live poker at the moment and as im a tosser at anything computer i dont bother with on line , had a chat with a luton g reg recently and i agreed that if the goliath was on i would probl;yu whack it for 5 x 100 so there must be a hunger for a live game lurking below the surface of lake placid tom a bit like the sort of yank film where 6 or 8 students decide to go skinnny dipping in a lake down river from a old secret abounded germ warfare bunker so in they plunge only for a thrashing of the water and piranna fish bitting the crap out of them.....me having buy ins .....
think i may post some old memories of luton g soon
stay safe

35  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 27, 2020, 11:44:21 PM
SO WHATS Bean happening IN TOMS HEAD THAT CAN BE REPEATED HERE WITHOUT HIM BEING ARRESTED.....got a ticket to the vic 1500 for thurs 31/1/20 got another credit for 1100 from vic to use on poker got a chop at luton g for 1300 and held up a felt tip bankskism saying....NINA NOW APPEARING AT THE VIC ....HOPE RAJ IS NOT THE JEALOUS TYPE ....
PLAYED VARIOUS SATS TRYING TO GET ANOTHER 1500 TICKET BUT GOT STUFFED WHEN I MADE THE USUAL MISTAKE OF GETTING IT IN AHEAD....

JUST GOT IN FROM PUB MOPNDAY SPECIAL OFFER 2.89 A PINT AVOIDED CHINESE TAKE AWAY GOT A REDUCED PRICE SAMDWICH FROMTESCOS WHICH WAS 69P CHICKEN HAM TOMATO AND MUSTARD WHICH I TOASTED ON A BIT OF FOIL UNDER THE GRILL AND PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AND AM EATING WITH TWO CANS OF COLD JOHN SMITHS BITTER......NICE ........ALSO BAR OF BOURNVILE CHOCKL;ATE    ..........
THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO ADD A FOODIE SECTION TO MY BLOG....

THURS THE VIC ....BRING IT ON YOU POSSERS YOU YANKS YOU FRENCHIES AND RUSKIES YOU ARE GOING TO BE TOMMED.


o and i forgot to ask what have you bean doing



AMIAGODORASPECKONAMICROSCOPESLIDEWHOKNOWSBUTIKNOWIAM
36  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 21, 2020, 11:06:27 PM
sat at the vic 200 to enter two 1500 seats gt will make three seats so thats wed 22/1/20  7,00pm start i think       
37  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 18, 2020, 08:12:26 PM
So i got a 1500 ticket at the vic third price whent to a guy that was swigging malt whisky so he wasnt there for the poker anyway....1500 game on the 30th so i will mix it with the best and the worst of the poker scene hard work but some one has to do it ....another ticket next Wednesday will really impress me........whent back again Friday got it all in against ace king and ace ten with my pair queens and im out .....

giveamananetandhewillcatchhisownfishgivemeagroupfundforadictionarayandyoucansaveonspecsavers

 
38  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 14, 2020, 08:30:49 PM
ANDSOHEREWEGOAGAINANOTHEREPISODETHATWILLSENDYOUREELINGTOSPECSAVERS

So the latest reports from the front are that Tom " The Hero " took his sad sack of bones up to the Vic again for a quick duck and dive in a satellite with two £1100 seats guaranteed which actually ended up being £3100, which actually i got a share of Happy Days and not a bad start to the new year.......... An observation of all the old lags up at the Vic occurred to me was that Bloody hell there are faces and people here that i remember from 10 and 20 years ago and the only difference is that they are all greyer more stooped over and could easily audition as extras in a zombie walking dead film........  and of course it accrued to me do i look like that also but then i remembered that every zombie walking dead film has a hero that goes around slaying all the zombies and rescuing the beautiful girl that falls in love with him and hes going to probably cop off with.......  just then willy the china man walked by looking quite dapper.
So tomorrow Wednesday back up to the Vic another satellite two X £1500 gt will probably make £4000, and in my humble opinion well worth going for.......  of course if i win i wont let it go to my head, maybe my keyboard though.

WHATDOYOUCALLADOGWITHNOLEGSNOEARSANDNOEYESYOUDONTCALLHIMBECAUSEHECANTHEARYOUTOKNOWWHATDIRECTIONYOURINHECANTSEEYOUTOCOMETOYOUANDHESGOTNOLEGSSOWHYAREYOUWASTINGYOURTIMECALLINGHIMWHENYOUCOULDBEUSINGYOURTIMETOAPRODUCTIVEOUTLETLIKEREADINGTHIS

Hat mail from usual suspects always appreciated.
     
39  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: December 29, 2019, 11:46:20 PM
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND .....so when you reach the end is it silly to carry on in case its not really the end ,.or should you accept it for what it is and reach for the tissues.

SO LAST THURSDAY I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR A 150 COST 20K GT , i left st albans at 1.45pm but still found my self rushed for time ...up M1 and into traffick ....at MARKET STREET MARKET AREA i see there is a crippled begger waveing his cap for money as he balancec on a realy short crutch he looks like hes iraqie or simalar ....now i dont know if hes genuine or not as he appears to have some diabiatating condition that looks as if he has jitters and balance problem ....i recall that some one on you tube commented that he drove around the M25 in his van and saw 3 or 4 people with the same disability at different key sites .....if its a true condition ,poor soul ....the other option and its not real .shame.....

well how did you do tom i here you ask, i got thru to go back today at 3.00pm with 29,800 chips when the average is about 90k......douse this sound like a eacho....im always the poor relative ....never billy big pockets.....with loads of chips ....sigh 
im in seat nine button draw to seat nine result max hands before i have to put 2400 and 2400 in .....first hand i look down at 10 10 one limper i flat call so i can muck if flop is higher than10 blind makes it 7500 limper calls i call ...flop 9 high raiser bets 12,500 i go all in blind passes raiser groans and has to call with his ace jack ....i win and have 70k plus happy chappie......table breaks after one hand which im not chuffed at as im behind the blinds at the moment new table im still behind the blinds ...result....i look down at ace queen off and plan to bet all in guy before me bets 12k i decide to pass  next player makes it 27000 raiser calls im chuffed im not innmnolved flop comes ace queen eight rainbow ....o shit ....ive passed the business .....matey on my right bets 16000  mr re raiser flat calls ...so who has ace king is the question....next card another queen ...i want to cry my shot my chance ....i could have been some body blah blah blah....guy one my right checks mr re raiser bets 23000 man calls last card 2 ....man on right bets 55000 mr re raiser dwells up and shoves all in back to mr one my right .....this could have all been mine i thinkl as i look nonchalantly on ....man on my right cant bring himself to call his last 12000 in to this pot and passes ......hero shows pocket aces ...i tell the table what i passed ....im on a free roll extroundinare as by rights i should be out by now...

38 for the money and there are about 100 of us ....what could possible go right...
TBC
possibly in new year as im tired ....i expect there is a name for a blog that starts a story in one year but douse not finish it till the next year has started ....






o yes its drivel.
40  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: December 16, 2019, 11:57:37 PM
ITWASANIGHTBEFORECHRISTMASWELLTHATHELPSANDCUTSITDOWNTO364

So whats been happening on planet poker , i tried like a real mother to get a ticket into the 2650 entry game at the vic going there to play 330 sats to grind and super grind to onley get it in with the best of it to get busted .....problem is the vic is growing on me the small number of good players are realy good but the abundance of bad players that walk about saying o yes i had three bullets yesterday but iom doing okay today ive only had two bulletts  add so much value that i feel like getting a mattress and camping out in MAND S door way just to be near the place .....but no wins latley and no super tickets into anything of note .....got a ticket  to the game at the vic on sunday 22/12/19 average chips say 240 ive got 83k usual story ......see how i do .....
its not how you start its how you say you finish that matters.
41  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: G Luton Friday comp on: November 11, 2019, 09:30:36 PM
knotted
42  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: November 01, 2019, 09:10:45 PM
GREAT GOOD FORTUNE PIP WE HAVE DONE A CLEARANCE AND THERE iS A NEW KEY BOARD WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTOR FOR THE BACK OF YOUR OLD COMPUTER STACK ......plus it dousnt have all those sticky keys from your late night porn viewing yet

and so to finish the blog about the 25/25 at the vic....so the story so far i have gone back with 16,500 when the average is 180k all in the first three hands i play and i have about 140k  .....happy days ....and we play on 113 came back 57 for mic cash 400 circa .......i am so dammed chuffed ii am like a sports better lording it over a 40 quid luton g poker game who has found a punter to hang on to there every word about the odds on american football and bake of challenge strange how one fills the time before the uterence of  STANDARD and flounce out the door with a under the breath muttering of    i dont know why i bother   
and the game goese on players that had big stacks fall and i am still there ,players with comments like i had 3 bullets on my first day then got thru with two bullets on my second day also fall.......15 players to the money .....i feel good i have a shot at 33k first prize ,it would be good to rock up to the luton g in a nice land rover discovery and still have 32,5k in the bank ....aaahhhhh the dreams of future glories shadow past sink holes

i am the big blind in seat one big stack makes it 11k bigger stack calls i look down at a pair twos i have about 130k its 8k to me to call  , i think if i pass and a two comes i will be gutted and i thinmk these guys may have a pair each and i could make my and them having a higher set.....but a pair is a pair i call flop 5,2 ,queen rainbow....i check big stack bets 17k bigger stack calls i think about slow playing my set but decide inot to  fishy if i do i go big stack dwells asks for chip count while eyeing up the other bigger stack i know i have him beat....nearly 3 mins latter he goese all in bigger stack super snap calls and i just have time to utter shit before he shows a set of fives to mateys queen king and my set of twos no miracles on the rest of the flop and its good night from me.......as i exit the vic i am still in a good mood ...i had a chance ...i had a shot....it wasnt to be this time .....i played well i did what a whole lot of players would not be able to do , i am a super star waiting to be discovered , i am 
............... i am............... i am...............,which begs the question so where are your millions......good question.
as i walk out of the vic pass the mc donalds a fat foreigm guy looking like the spiv in dads army trys to ask me ...esscuse me can i ask you....i walk no time for ponces that are not content to sit and beg and have evolved to moving to where they think the easy target to be ......i am still content i had a shot ...onto train station man at barrier to let me thru as card ticket not working...onto tube its crowded a studentl looking guy 4 seats away offers me his seat ....wow ....i mean wake up call wow thats the first time ever.......and the end next day still content with my game ....soon....maybe soon....
played little game at luton g found out that i need to play saturday and maybe blackpool also to get into league play off 5 tickets worth 15k each   we will see

iwonderifiwastobuildaspaceshipandputmyoldkeyboardonitandlaunchitintospacewheremillionsofyearslatteritcrashedontoabarrenplanetwhereovermillionsofyearsmydnafromthekeysevoleesintoalifeformthatbecomesthealphaspeciesonthatplanetwillthatmekemeagod

what do you call a dog with no legs....you dont waste your time hes not going to come to you anyway
43  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 30, 2019, 03:15:48 AM
ZEN AND THE ART OF ONE HAND FLAPPING

SO im due to go back to the vic with 16,500 chips curisey of some toss pot that has as much chance of winning as i have of copping of withhat bird lucy tha was in the film with lucy....saturday im working here and there with the knowledge that sunday im doing the train o london all to sit down and get up and piss of after one or two hands....wonderful....
sunday comes and its pret up own then train station £13.60 RETURN IM GOING AT NEARLY TWO HOURS BEFORE THE 1.00PM START AS I DARE MNOT BE LATE AND BE ANTIED AWAY IT BEING 1.5K SMALL AND 3K / 3K BIG BLIND.......RAIN IS HEAVING FULL BUT I MOVE A PUISH CHAIR AND LOCATE MY SELF IN A CORNER JUST INSIDE THE DOORS HEN I HAVE O KEEP ALERNAING MY FEE AS IM PAR ON A LEDGE BUT HEY HO WERE OF TO THE BIG CITY AND WHO KNOWS WHAT REASURES AWAIT YOU PIP.
INTO PANCRES AND A LEISURELY WALK PASS THE TWO PIOANOS THE KEYS OF WHICH ARE BEING TICKLED BY SOME GUYS ARE PROBLEY IN i AND YEARNING TO BE ROCK STARS WIH ALL HE RIMMINGS ...MY CARD RAIL ICKET HAS BEEN REJECTED B THE BARRIER SO I HAD TO USE HE RAIL STAFF GUY TO LE ME HRU ...AT THE NEXT BARRIER SAME AGAIN I WAVE MY CARD AT THE RAIL WORKER WHO IS CHATING TO HIS TWO WORK MATES AND SAY ..MY TICKET HAS BEEN DECLINED ...HE USES HIS O LET ME HU IS HEAVING BUSY I GO THRU WITHOUT SAYING ANY HING AS I WALK AWAY I HEAR HIM SAY...MY PLEASURE TO HELP YOU...CLEARLY A RUB DOWN THAT I HADNT GRUNED HANK YOU O HIM FOR THE SERVICE THAT JHE HAD JUS CARRIED OU FOR ME NO DOUT O THE APPROVAL OF HIS TWO CHUMS ....WELL HERES A THOUGHT MR RAIL WORKER ...PRINT YOUR CARD ICKETS SO HEY BLOODY WORK AND DONT CAUSE ME TO HAVE TO BEG TO GET HRU YOUR BARRIERS INTERUPTING YOU CHATTING TO YOUR BUDDIES ABOU WHO IS DOING WELL IN CUM DANCING OR BAKE A CAKE FINAL WITH SOME OLD WRINKLE WITH FACE LEATHER THA DREW PRICHARD WOULD WAN ON A ARM CHAIR FOR ITS PROVENANCE....

ut i degress...and on o he platform 8 mins later on to tube ...40 mins o poker time at vic...rains not moving ...tanoy announces hat due o a tresspasser on he racks at farringdon we are delayed as power is cut ...bu hey will keep us informed ...several people look a there watches and leave the rain i give it ten minues and hree upp daes rom the tano and leave up he seps formalating wha to say o rail worker ha would be as wity as a james bond alking to jhe arch villian who is bent on deatroying half he world and being the donald of what remains ....mr rail worker has gone just a hrong of punters some o who are geting new rail workler to wave hem thru...28 mins to poker time ...the perfect sorm of poker cock ups starts to grip my soul...ou side ask he passing bus driver what bus to edgeware road number blah blah he says is hat on the other side of the road i ask he afirms yes .....axi...nice chat with driver and we arrive at vic with 4 mins to spare

im in sea one buton is drawn o seat our ...at last some hing going well or at least not trying to sick is leg out and rip me into the world record for exiting a 25/25 on the final day...as confirmed by the guiness record clip board wallas, i have 4 hands before im the big blind ...happpy days get the buntiong out ...you see i douisn ake much o make a poor souil glad...first hand 4/8 off i pass next hand he big blind hasnt sat down yet so here is a free sho at his un beennded 6k i look down at jack three and hink about is this it ...there suited...no i pass two of tjhe other big stacks ge busy and i would have been ou next hand dealer exposes ten of hears i look down at queen nine of hearts tjhis is i i shove all in for my 16,500 chips the buton calls me omnly he has king seven off ...i flop a flush hes drawing dead...where did that come i think as i stack my near 40k chips next hand pair nines im all in called by mr big stack with ace jack i win up to near 95k im the big blind for3k/3k under he gun makes i 11k matey calls i look down at kings my ank#kles are geting riction burns under the table i shove all in mr big stack passes as douse mr limper im up to 140k odd and back in he game ....all is sweeness and light ...im having to cover my face as im smirking so much he other players are thinking whatever ...oxegen ...a chance...33k firs price...a chance
m cup of ea i ordered 25 mins ago arrives a bit no as hot as i would like and he forgo he biscui selection ....i have a chance ...i have 149k when he average is 18k ...sip tea aaahhhhh

O be CONTINUED
44  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 28, 2019, 11:06:37 PM
HI YOU ALL....he with the key board with the sticking tm buton has had a bear or two and decided o pos a blog so has the great unwashed can read and awe....when to the vic for he 25/25 las hurs 25k staring stack cos 240 with longest got a few nice hands early 12 levels of 40 mins then im card dry .....level 9 or so i get some slightly beer shi and increase my stack ....level 11 i get some good gear and am up o 150,000 average 120,000 say hen it happens last 5 hands are called is near 4.00am my brain hurts friom concertraiting its like you are a long disance lorry driver on the M1 late at night wih rain and snow and you have o be saring out he window for all he hazards and aoiding hem ....but you soldier on tha is poker

hen it happens last three hands i fimnd a pair of ens under he gun i make i 8.5k pass o the small blind he shoves all in for 12k....i hink....i decide best he has is wo overs and if he hits im crippled bu if i win i come back with loads of chips and a real shot at the 30k firs estimate ....i call ....he looks sick and shows ace nine off o my pair tens .....las card a ace im fucked 20k odd left next hand im the big blind and down to 10.5k he las handi shove all in for my miserey 10.5k no look the big blind siting on a stack of 150,000 shows 2 4 and passes....im thru to day wo witjh 16.5k when the average is 130k....grea....as we break from he able dierent players from my table stumble by and say hard luck reffering to the ace nine genius ....ell me some hing i don know a hink ....still uming i go to the dice table down stairs in en on doing 100 across and pressin like a moher fucker ....some wimpy unshaved oike is hrowing i wait he loses and he dice go o mr smar dresser looks like he knows wha hes doing i decide to wai .....he has a lon throw which would have gort me al least 600....i ge the dice 5 win line i lose anoher 5 win line i make poin of 6 rest of he hundred acrosss he numbers and its seven out .....and im out the door for he drive of shame....
winningisneverythingbuatleashavingaicketinthebloodyrafflewouldbrastar
tbc
45  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: March 20, 2019, 12:13:23 AM
MESSAGE O BRAIN DONT BLOG WHEN YOU ARE PISSED.............BRAIN TO MESSAGE WHY DO YOU KNOW A  BETTER TIME

SO 3 PINS OF LONDON PRIDE AND 3 TINS OF JOHN SMITHS AT HOME AND ITS SHARE TOMS KNOWLEDGE OF POKER TIME.....HAD AGO A THE VICS LAST WORTHWHILE POKER COMP LAS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 130 PLUS 20 JUICE .......WHEN DEEP EACH DAY ONLY TO BE CARD DRY AND BUST OUT ..............I ONCE HEARD A CHAP ON TV TALKING ABOUT RELIGION AND IT HAD SOME THING TO DO WITH A INFINATE  BAG OF MARBLES DROPPED ON TO A INFINTAE CHESS BOARD WITH ININTATE SQUARES AND HERE WILL NOT BE ONE MARBLE ON EACH SQUARE BU HERE WILL BE A VARIANCE OF RANDOW SPREADING OF THE MARBLES..............SO BASICLY YOU CAN PLAY YOUR A GAME AND SADES LAW WILL STILL SICK IS BONY LEG OUI O TERIP YOU UP .....AS IT DID IN THE LAST 4 ADVENTURES O TIN TIN HAT I TOOK PART IN PAIR OF TENS SCREWED BY PAIR TWOS MAKING STRAIGHT , PAIR TWOS MAKING TRIPS AGINS MY PAIR TENS , MY ACES BUSTED BY ACE TEN THEN AS PER THE LAST OUTING AT THE VIC MY ACE TEN RUNNING INTO ACES AND NOT BUSTING THEM.....................MAKES YOU WANT TO SHOVE HE INFINAE BAG OF MARBLES UP SOM,E ONES ININATE ARSE........

GOOD NIGHT MY SLOW TIRED READERS WHO EVER YOU ARE.

is luton g trying to ge out of the poker scene ....i so ITS WORKING
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