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376  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: March 01, 2012, 02:45:13 AM
of cource they dont ....there too busy running about the uk no 1 poker establishement,......but should i come across anyone who looks likeley to give the staff ,,shit,, i will most certainley mention your comment to that person..
377  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: February 29, 2012, 01:08:23 AM
yeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaa got ticket to dtd 250k gt,online,....better get a hair cut for the theres billy no mates photo....look forward to a quality game and seeing all my blondete pals....when i win would it be bad form to charge bloggers for a interview...

there was even a player with screen name    .nivana. playing not the beloved glen from luton i suppose   ....although it could have been as the player did manage to get it all in against AA

see you all

good luck
378  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: February 12, 2012, 11:42:36 PM
didnt make dtd ,bad wheather put me of,glad to see a good guy won ...next first of the month is 250 k guaranteed at dtd ...see you there
379  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: February 12, 2012, 11:38:02 PM
odd thing the other day ,i was looking out the window all snowwey and crisp and white everey where and i noticed across the back gardens on the telly ariel of the house backing onto my house three birds,...there behaviour some what perplexed me ,to start with they were two pidgeons and a sea gull all shareing the one tv ariel about three foot long,i had thought that they were natural enemies...you know chaseing each other in the sky...but here they were all shareing the one perch ,any way while im watching the pidgeon on the right swaps places with his partener who shuffles up to where he was and this happens several times,so the line of birds always reads sea gull,pidgeon,pidgeon,...at first i thought it was all kindered spirits shareing the perch with a sort of truce going on ,then i thought were the pidgeons getting the benifit of some heat that was riseing up out of the chimney below ,and rottating the hot spot betwean themselves whielst keeping the sea gull out in the cold.....
then the pidgeon behind hopped up on the other pidgeon apparentley in a mateing effort again i had thought that the y onley did that at certain times of the year and in order to make little pidgeon eggs,but who knows with the planents green house effect messing up the ozone maybe there time clock is a bit out,any way the sea gull obviousley beeing a bit of a puritan decided ..sod this to the free floor show and flew away..so i whent back to watching the neigbours teanage daughter haveing a bath.
380  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 31, 2012, 08:36:28 AM
1 st weedend of febuarey ....its d t d  time guaranteed to be a great poker game run proffessionley....and with the money saved by not wasting time entering inferrior poker clubs competitions,that will cover the petrol standing at a estimated 66 pounds and 32 pence
the 32 pence being what i would have put in the card room staff tip box ,based on a reward to service points system
so for a proffessionley run poker game with games that have   100k  price pools and card room managers that take care of there customers ...the place to be is  d t d .
381  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 31, 2012, 08:14:17 AM
gobbeldy gook,aaaaahhhhhh it was a trap to make me use spell  checker
382  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 29, 2012, 09:30:52 AM
sunday morning woke up....allways a good start
scratched arse and had  ablutions in bathroom...onley place realey ,kitchen sink too small and a bit cold and overlooked  by neigbours
383  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 26, 2012, 08:38:01 PM
i saw a thought provoking sight the other day,i was driveing along the redbourn road from st albans i had gone pass the prey house that dose a realy cheap carvery under 4 pounds and was heading towards redbourn ,up ahead was...and for that matter still is a pub i think called 24/7 a gay pub ,i remember a gay chap telling me he whent there on one of there busy event nights and a ever so nice huge black doorman let him in and assured if he didnt find anyone special he would volanteer to take him home and give him a good fisting,i think its a game gays play a bit like scissors ,paper,stone.......any way the thought provoking thing was as i drove up the road a pheasant dashed out from the verge well ahead of me ,my first thoughts were how grand a bird so ellagant ...i think they were bought over by the romans.....but then i see as it dashes across the road a car is bearing down on it and i straight away will the pheasant to miss the car wheels and make it to the safty of the far verge.......then i see the car is a hearse complete with coffin  and i straight away think o how awful it would be for the people in the hearse and the following ontrearge of following mourners cars taking there loved one to his final resting place to smack the poor pheasant with there car ,flattening the poor bird and showeing the road way with feathers........
luckley the pheasant made it to the verge safley.....the thought provoking part of it was how quickley my thoughts whent from....o the poor bird ....to o how upsetting for the mourners if they hit the bird ....relagating the birds life to a incovineance......

384  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 25, 2012, 08:15:32 PM
hi keith i well remember the vlad story, actualey i think steve said ...if he didnt win he dousnt care who wins....too much of a gentleman to use the shit word....
another story you might remember is you and i were at a competition i think up north or maybe one of the sea side casinos...i as was my want at that time was getting plastered with beer and our table was full of newbie ...ive seen late night poker,im a student,i play in my mates home game ...type characters....any way being a bit loud and drunk whielst talking to you i asked you what odds you would give me to win the game with first place no deals....you considered the propersition ,looked at the score board 67 players left....well i reckon athe right odds would be 18 to 1 you said,ok ill have 50 quid on that i said getting my wallet out,....no you said ..im not interested in taking the bet,i thought you just wanted to know what the odds were lickley to be...o all right i said putting the money away....

the rest of the game whill i was on the newbies table i was able to rape and pilliage there chips as they now thought i was some poker star with talent and   18 to 1 odds to win the game...

happy days...big gerry was a good mate of dave lynches , i still have louds of photos i put into a collarge of all the old poker players ,i will investigate wheather i can scan and uploud them as a blast from the past...
385  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 24, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
well it is closed...but if the onley reason no apoligy has come out of g casino luton might be that gorgouse gorge is stuck for the right words to fully express himself ,i think i shall invite helpful hints and assistance from all the blondetes to post here and suggest approperate wording for the apoligy so that it shows the depth and full feeling that onley a heart felt apoligy can convey........
386  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 24, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
i agree about the cats thing ,its getting a bit like that eposode of big brother where some b list polittitian started meowing and drinking a saucer of milk....pretty boreing
i think i shall put energise into diarey insteed of seeking appoligy
on the bright side monies saved by not attending luton g are now estimated at 62 pounds and fifty pence,

so as long as there are no more queries on this blog ill stop posting here....
i just know some sicko wont be able to ressist haveing the last word....
387  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 23, 2012, 08:34:15 PM
washington redskins.....sorry im ignorant of any information on yank games

shefield wendsday.....ditto   .....but at least you are in the right country

euro zone crisis......deepen the english channel and widen on the french side

loseing two stone....easy ,tie a belt around your stomache as tight as you can ,crossing over just above the belly button....then tighten it 5 miliimetres each day until two stone weight loss is achieved

six winning lotterey numbers,again easy ,...im thuiking you threw this one in to test wheather im realy paying attention...the answer is buy 25 million tickets with every possible permutation and walla ...six winning numbers

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heres a question for you ,who will appoligise first gorgouse george or the captain of a luxery cruise ship.
388  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 21, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
i would imagine the best way to stop cats fighting in your back yard would be to ask them to appolagise for there behavour ,if they refuse take it up with the leader on duty that night ,if he delagates his duty post it on blonde so at least all your neigbours will know that you have been dissrespected by the cat s in question then at least other people will know that behind the everso frendley meowing face there is a coudnt give a basket of used cat litter reality thought proccess which boils down to ...keep giveing me bowls of milk and choice cut tiddles treats ,while i act as rudely as i choose...
389  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 20, 2012, 05:56:12 PM
noy wishing to be meloncoly ...however a group of about six lady birds decided to hibernate in a tight little group top right hand corner of my bathroom door archritrave,they took up there position as the cold weather started to drop the tempreture last november first one lady bird then another,aaahh thets cute there huddling together for warmpth shareing,  then another one and another cullminating in the gang of six,o shit is this the equivalent of those whales all committing suacide by swimming ashore...as the weeks whent by i would sit on the lavey and feel nothing but kind thoughts towards me tight nit group of sitting tennants .some times wondering if they were actualey dead and just stuck there by some goo on there legs...but no ...commeth the warmer weather there is movement ...one of them has legged it over to the other side of the door frame...o good they are alive...then another one had moved a few days latter aaahhh isnt nature great....

then one morning i came into the bathroom and there was a ladybird on the shower curtain,flick into bath down plug hole with water thats emptying ..how quickley we forget
am i a bad person
390  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: china mug has left the building on: January 20, 2012, 05:29:12 PM
in the abscence of any apoligy from gorgoise george ,or the management above him, and allso no contact from george via this medium to give his reasons as to why hes not appoligising .i can onley conclude he has had a ...luton g casino management gagging order placed upon him...
i suppose the top management have to look at the big picture....any thing that stops the smooth flow of business will cost money,and should some wag start a star rateing ...a bit like the mitchallin stars for restraunts ...onley for casinos  which excel in abuseing there customers ,the luton g casino could be said to be off to a flying start so far this year

as before i require a apoligy from george ,or his senior management and a assurance that the like of the insults that were aimed at me will not happen again....
if any one could assist with legal knowledge ..douse a card room manager telling a customer  ..you are the most ignorant person ive ever met in this casino ...as the customer is from a travelling family a few decades back ,will the abuse come under the heading of racialey motivated and would one of those no win no fee legal firms be suitable to get me my appoligy

to be fair i will this weekend put my commplaint in writeing to luton g ,and see if they wish to comment.....
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