no one made me say it,its simple haveing tacken note of the comments regarding me useing ww2 references i decided i could and probley have caused offence to any one who had family that suffered in those dark events of the 1940s,so armed with that retrospective opinion i could keep quiete and hope people forget my lack of sesitivity,which would be like confirming that all the references are hunky doray and ok to use,regardless of peoples feelings......or as i chose i  can appoligise....
no strings attached,no attempt to win moral high ground,no haveing a dig at any one person ,its a appolagy...

i would like to appoligise to any readers who were offended by my mentioning hitler and the nazi party i fulley accept that the pain and suffering caused by the secound world war is not a subject to be trivalised in this blog

can anyone decither the votes cast to date, im sure im winning just want to know by how many votes....

luther baby you may be right or you may be wrong ...but do you realy need to set every thing as if to song,let me clarify for the hard of clear thought...do you remember a guy called hitler...not sure if he played poker...heard he did a bit of gambling though ,lost a big game in a club called the bunker,...he didnt like certain people jews ,gypsies,comminists,homosexuals,and lastley the mentaley ill....easy solution ,get a bit of power ,make them outcasts...starting with ridicule,make them wear arm patches,then do away with them.....
he didnt start by putting people in camps  its a gradual proccess firstley ridicule people,and elavate his importance,then when you have the crowd on side pick on any one you like to the crowd will go along ....now im not for one momment suggesting that luton g casino ...spelt correctley...are as bad as the nazi party o hitler infamy...or that george the card room manager is a black shirt .....what i am standing up for is that a person in a position of authority has shot his mouth of and needs to be made to appoligise.....the management by not doing there duty are complicete,as were the generals in hitlers time.....onley the defense this time would be ...i was onley not giveing orders......

at least this time when some one acted like a bulley boy with his self appointed powers of class determination and uttered those most discriminateing words...you are the most ignorant person i have ever met in luton g casino...one voice said ..no..no...no...i will not go quietley into the night,no..no..no..you will not discriminate against you fellow man....no..no..no..i will be heard before you drag this sceptic isles into the abiss....

who knws generations from now outside every g casino there may be ...right in the enterrance..a bronce statuue of the one man who stood alone and cried out the warning against the rise of the bully boys in there black shirts...a bit like the sir matt busby statue i should think...with a nice worn golden bit on its head where 100 000s of people have affectionley patted it as a thank you


still no appoigy from george,probley too busy studieing maps of poland,

as a bit of light entertainment
i would suggest that the next twenty people that post on this toppic vote

either george is right ,and tom should stick to telling jokes

or

tom is right ,and george should put his mouth into reverse...




twenty people bothering to reply ,one of my better jokes....

you have my permission to borrow any of my material....

my asking george to change the dealer by bumping was done discretly one to one with out the dealer knowing about it ,30 to 40 mins latter my call to george which was un answered and then my enquiery as to why had he not answered me was when he gave his oppinion on my ignorance level,i dont beleve his comment was in reply to me haveing a verbal go at the dealer as i had not done so,,.....the acid test for this comes down to a very simple question,namely is it ..ok..for a member of staff to state ...you are the most ignorant person i have ever met....and then to not be repromanded in any way by the management when called to do so,
what would be the case if at a poker table ...i...or any other player declared the same to another member....would they not be required to appoligise
and if the same was to the dealer by me or another member would the g cassino not have a duty to look into the matter and demand a appolagy.
as to do i owe a appolagy to george or g cassino for my behavour they are most welcome to a full written appology in a nice gold frame when they explain what and why i should be appolagiseing about....

i fully expect g cassino will spend money next year on a marketing company which will come up with new ideas to maximise there market share......nowhere amongst the marketing stratgys will it say...and if at all possible insult regular customers so they take there business else where so like yesterdays news paper it grows boreing and we all move on ....
on the bright side i dont think ive recieved so many replies to a blog on blond before ,and of cource i will now have time to post new stories and jokes

the initial words with george were me asking for the dealer on my table to be bumped as he was not very good...30 to 40 mins latter it was done i called out to george he ignored me ,i asked him why  he wasnt answering he then stated the reason was ...that i was the most ignorant person he had ever met in luton g ...
he is then backed up by duty managers aggreement that he need not appologise ....i vote with my feet and take my 2 to 3 thousand pounds a year poker money else where
lesson learnt
take me out of your fantasy team,and sell any shares in luton g,
simmples

alas too late clare bear admits she has feeling about china mug

you sure it was glenn...the onley reason i ask is your condolances were on here before i actualey posted ,
cheers

last night at luton g cassino,a club i have been a member for for over 25 years the card room manager in reply to a comment from me announced to my poker table and any one else that was listening ...that i was the most ignorant person that he had ever met in the luton g cassino

i got up from my poker table and challenged along the lines of ...how dare he talk to me like that...and insisted that we go immediatley and get the senior cassino manager...around the corner we found the manager and i strongley protested that iwas not going to be spocken to like that in front of other club members...i stated that unless george appoligised to me in front of the people that he had slandered me to i would be leaveing this club and never crossing its door again....and they had 3 minutes to do it in
i then returned to my poker table ...george returne d to his work station and got on with his work.....after about 10 minutes i whent over and asked george if he was going to appoligise ...he replied no he wasnt...

i then caught the poker players attention by raising my voice and announcing the facts of me being insullted by george and him not being a big enouth man to appoligise ...i then left the card room as i got a few yards away around the corner i heard laughter and a spontsgouse ripple of applause ...either for me or ..more likley..some whits little comment against me being applouded

i took my entrey card folded it and dropped it of at the cash hatch ,telling the girl to please give it to the management to file....at the entrey i picked up my coat bid the girls that work there a good night ...they at least havnt lost sight of the fact that every one that enters is a customer...

on the scale of things its less than a speck of dust...so a member of staff holds a customer in such low regard that he decides its okay to say ...your the most ignorant person ive ever met...
the on duty manager dousent even enter the card room to intercede...presumeley hes asked george what happened ,and is he going to appoligise to which george has replied hes not going to appoligise....the onley grounds for him doing that would be if hes right ...and imam the most ignorrant person hes ever met ...and there fore by not makeing george appoligise he as the head repressentive of g cassinohas endorced that georges actions are all fine and in order

to all the poker players that it has been my privalage to know at luton i say thank you and good bye, maybe see you at dtd ect

i should think its addrenalin that keeps the little critters up there...just examine the facts...
reindeer live in the wild pokeing there little snouts into the snow rooting about for tuffs of frozen grass and looking like extras for bambi5....whielst secretly hopeing that that awfulley nice attonbourgh man pops out films them whilest waxing lyrical about there great evolutionary success story they are,instantly promoting them into the celeb lime light with tv appearances and panto season contracts assured....
instead of which some lardy arsed hunter who wears a red robe to blend into the snow ey landscape captures them transports them to the frozen regions of lapland where he runs a slave labour toy factory staffed by midget phillopenos who he forces to were child like dwarf and elve outfits so as to not get busted by imogration regarding work permits....as if that wasnt bad enouth he then picks a favourete that he spends a lot of time with whielst telling him its there little secret,and rewarding him for keeping his muzzle shut with some bright red make up to make his nose shine and sparkle ...further marking him out as his bitch ..
this one he gives a pet name to like ruddolf but alas he also names all the others so they know its onley a matter of time,should ruddolf fall from favour which of them will be led behind the log cabin by the red robed slave master ....to come back latter to the group emblazzed with some cheap pound shop make up which will declare to the whole world they have been playing ho ho ho with lardy arse.

then of course they are all strapped into a sleigh with there rear quaters all pouting to lardy boy as he thrashes them with a whip whielst he launches himself into a frenzie of visual lust and sado massachism shouting there names and urgeing them on on on ....

can i please establish what the rules are for this death l
ist
1/how many max enteries and how much is the  cost per entrey ,and are luton charging juice...as they seem to on any thing else that moves.

2/is there a bad beat bonus if your chosen coffin dodger onley has tripple amputation after a accident,or is kept on a life support machine for a unreasonable ammount of time..say one of those annoying jedd wood bros was in a horrendiouse accident with triple amputations and a prop shaft from a ford fiesta piercing his anus all the way up to his tonsils but a brilliant doctor thinks he can save him ....probley hopeing to become a celeb like those twats on the vet programs...and its two days to the end of the year and he puts said jedd on a life support machine ,but then it turns out that the doctor is realey the jedds uncle and he wants the body parts for spare cosmetic surgery to keep the remaing jedd looking younger and prolonging his tv career....

would that be a bad beat and entitle you to the bad beat jackpot,if one exists...

  i am thinking to   attend dtd 300 today,ive even found a blonde patch which i could slip on once inside the club ,

plan   a
 
  ...arrive safley without any crashes on m1 or getting lost...allways a good start
buy in to comp ...say hi to any ...i think i know that guy type faces...listen to old lags rumournating as to will there be any overlay
time allowing ajourn to pizza eatery over the road for a nice coffee
return to dtd play poker,remember to look sophistacated and bemused when the big fellow cames by to take my photo to post here
tell a few jokes,not neccesaryley new ones as the players at my table will probley not have heard them before or if have heard them before probley wont remember them,in any event share the wit of the moment......thinking about it i will put a joke on the bottom of this page ...you dont have to read it...look away now if you dont want to know....

plan  b

stay in bed a bit longer scratch bollox get up and go to rymans for some office type crap....


stuff you rymans ....look out nottingham


as promised ...the joke

which takes longest a wank,picking your nose,or thinking about the twat that so unjustley blows you out of the dtd 300

a trick question oblivisley as most people do all three at the same time...

im thru to saturday day two ,well laid out food arrangements at coventry,would not hurt for it to be copied else where...

i shall be attending coventry today,last mineute arrangement as one of my poker chums persuaded me to go as hes up for doing all the driving in his car if i could persuade him to turn one of the letters of his number plate upside down id have a limo with my own personilised number plate to arrive in ,persuading him to let me get on the back for the last mile and for him to wear a chaufers hat will be the tricky bit...
still much more desireable than mixing in with the luton hoy poloy that are being bussed in tommorrow ,with there kiss me quick hats

onley problem is my blondepoker patch got washed in the machine with my monogramed ball lifter and thruster thong and the dye ran so now its turned a nice shade of pink,stilli dont suppose any one will mind ,might even help to ballance the table in my favour...

so looking forward to a dam good outing and game of poker  like a suck on a beautiful buxom wenches left one whilest she strokes the back of my neck with her free hand....and no luton hoy poloy this is not a job offer.

i do hope should i look up and find the big fella takeing my picture for this illustruse journal he dousent use his computerised air brush to make me look so wrinkley faced with grey hair and poor taste in jumpers ....and then slaps a little quip on it like ....suprise entrey...china mug,with all his friends...


good luck to every one ....until the last hand heads up with me ....

chompy what odds for me to win with the last hand being me holding king queen....