sat at the vic 200 to enter two 1500 seats gt will make three seats so thats wed 22/1/20  7,00pm start i think       

So i got a 1500 ticket at the vic third price whent to a guy that was swigging malt whisky so he wasnt there for the poker anyway....1500 game on the 30th so i will mix it with the best and the worst of the poker scene hard work but some one has to do it ....another ticket next Wednesday will really impress me........whent back again Friday got it all in against ace king and ace ten with my pair queens and im out .....

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ANDSOHEREWEGOAGAINANOTHEREPISODETHATWILLSENDYOUREELINGTOSPECSAVERS

So the latest reports from the front are that Tom " The Hero " took his sad sack of bones up to the Vic again for a quick duck and dive in a satellite with two £1100 seats guaranteed which actually ended up being £3100, which actually i got a share of Happy Days and not a bad start to the new year.......... An observation of all the old lags up at the Vic occurred to me was that Bloody hell there are faces and people here that i remember from 10 and 20 years ago and the only difference is that they are all greyer more stooped over and could easily audition as extras in a zombie walking dead film........  and of course it accrued to me do i look like that also but then i remembered that every zombie walking dead film has a hero that goes around slaying all the zombies and rescuing the beautiful girl that falls in love with him and hes going to probably cop off with.......  just then willy the china man walked by looking quite dapper.
So tomorrow Wednesday back up to the Vic another satellite two X £1500 gt will probably make £4000, and in my humble opinion well worth going for.......  of course if i win i wont let it go to my head, maybe my keyboard though.

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Hat mail from usual suspects always appreciated.
     

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND .....so when you reach the end is it silly to carry on in case its not really the end ,.or should you accept it for what it is and reach for the tissues.

SO LAST THURSDAY I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR A 150 COST 20K GT , i left st albans at 1.45pm but still found my self rushed for time ...up M1 and into traffick ....at MARKET STREET MARKET AREA i see there is a crippled begger waveing his cap for money as he balancec on a realy short crutch he looks like hes iraqie or simalar ....now i dont know if hes genuine or not as he appears to have some diabiatating condition that looks as if he has jitters and balance problem ....i recall that some one on you tube commented that he drove around the M25 in his van and saw 3 or 4 people with the same disability at different key sites .....if its a true condition ,poor soul ....the other option and its not real .shame.....

well how did you do tom i here you ask, i got thru to go back today at 3.00pm with 29,800 chips when the average is about 90k......douse this sound like a eacho....im always the poor relative ....never billy big pockets.....with loads of chips ....sigh 
im in seat nine button draw to seat nine result max hands before i have to put 2400 and 2400 in .....first hand i look down at 10 10 one limper i flat call so i can muck if flop is higher than10 blind makes it 7500 limper calls i call ...flop 9 high raiser bets 12,500 i go all in blind passes raiser groans and has to call with his ace jack ....i win and have 70k plus happy chappie......table breaks after one hand which im not chuffed at as im behind the blinds at the moment new table im still behind the blinds ...result....i look down at ace queen off and plan to bet all in guy before me bets 12k i decide to pass  next player makes it 27000 raiser calls im chuffed im not innmnolved flop comes ace queen eight rainbow ....o shit ....ive passed the business .....matey on my right bets 16000  mr re raiser flat calls ...so who has ace king is the question....next card another queen ...i want to cry my shot my chance ....i could have been some body blah blah blah....guy one my right checks mr re raiser bets 23000 man calls last card 2 ....man on right bets 55000 mr re raiser dwells up and shoves all in back to mr one my right .....this could have all been mine i thinkl as i look nonchalantly on ....man on my right cant bring himself to call his last 12000 in to this pot and passes ......hero shows pocket aces ...i tell the table what i passed ....im on a free roll extroundinare as by rights i should be out by now...

38 for the money and there are about 100 of us ....what could possible go right...
TBC
possibly in new year as im tired ....i expect there is a name for a blog that starts a story in one year but douse not finish it till the next year has started ....






o yes its drivel.

ITWASANIGHTBEFORECHRISTMASWELLTHATHELPSANDCUTSITDOWNTO364

So whats been happening on planet poker , i tried like a real mother to get a ticket into the 2650 entry game at the vic going there to play 330 sats to grind and super grind to onley get it in with the best of it to get busted .....problem is the vic is growing on me the small number of good players are realy good but the abundance of bad players that walk about saying o yes i had three bullets yesterday but iom doing okay today ive only had two bulletts  add so much value that i feel like getting a mattress and camping out in MAND S door way just to be near the place .....but no wins latley and no super tickets into anything of note .....got a ticket  to the game at the vic on sunday 22/12/19 average chips say 240 ive got 83k usual story ......see how i do .....
its not how you start its how you say you finish that matters.

knotted

GREAT GOOD FORTUNE PIP WE HAVE DONE A CLEARANCE AND THERE iS A NEW KEY BOARD WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTOR FOR THE BACK OF YOUR OLD COMPUTER STACK ......plus it dousnt have all those sticky keys from your late night porn viewing yet

and so to finish the blog about the 25/25 at the vic....so the story so far i have gone back with 16,500 when the average is 180k all in the first three hands i play and i have about 140k  .....happy days ....and we play on 113 came back 57 for mic cash 400 circa .......i am so dammed chuffed ii am like a sports better lording it over a 40 quid luton g poker game who has found a punter to hang on to there every word about the odds on american football and bake of challenge strange how one fills the time before the uterence of  STANDARD and flounce out the door with a under the breath muttering of    i dont know why i bother   
and the game goese on players that had big stacks fall and i am still there ,players with comments like i had 3 bullets on my first day then got thru with two bullets on my second day also fall.......15 players to the money .....i feel good i have a shot at 33k first prize ,it would be good to rock up to the luton g in a nice land rover discovery and still have 32,5k in the bank ....aaahhhhh the dreams of future glories shadow past sink holes

i am the big blind in seat one big stack makes it 11k bigger stack calls i look down at a pair twos i have about 130k its 8k to me to call  , i think if i pass and a two comes i will be gutted and i thinmk these guys may have a pair each and i could make my and them having a higher set.....but a pair is a pair i call flop 5,2 ,queen rainbow....i check big stack bets 17k bigger stack calls i think about slow playing my set but decide inot to  fishy if i do i go big stack dwells asks for chip count while eyeing up the other bigger stack i know i have him beat....nearly 3 mins latter he goese all in bigger stack super snap calls and i just have time to utter shit before he shows a set of fives to mateys queen king and my set of twos no miracles on the rest of the flop and its good night from me.......as i exit the vic i am still in a good mood ...i had a chance ...i had a shot....it wasnt to be this time .....i played well i did what a whole lot of players would not be able to do , i am a super star waiting to be discovered , i am 
............... i am............... i am...............,which begs the question so where are your millions......good question.
as i walk out of the vic pass the mc donalds a fat foreigm guy looking like the spiv in dads army trys to ask me ...esscuse me can i ask you....i walk no time for ponces that are not content to sit and beg and have evolved to moving to where they think the easy target to be ......i am still content i had a shot ...onto train station man at barrier to let me thru as card ticket not working...onto tube its crowded a studentl looking guy 4 seats away offers me his seat ....wow ....i mean wake up call wow thats the first time ever.......and the end next day still content with my game ....soon....maybe soon....
played little game at luton g found out that i need to play saturday and maybe blackpool also to get into league play off 5 tickets worth 15k each   we will see

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what do you call a dog with no legs....you dont waste your time hes not going to come to you anyway

ZEN AND THE ART OF ONE HAND FLAPPING

SO im due to go back to the vic with 16,500 chips curisey of some toss pot that has as much chance of winning as i have of copping of withhat bird lucy tha was in the film with lucy....saturday im working here and there with the knowledge that sunday im doing the train o london all to sit down and get up and piss of after one or two hands....wonderful....
sunday comes and its pret up own then train station £13.60 RETURN IM GOING AT NEARLY TWO HOURS BEFORE THE 1.00PM START AS I DARE MNOT BE LATE AND BE ANTIED AWAY IT BEING 1.5K SMALL AND 3K / 3K BIG BLIND.......RAIN IS HEAVING FULL BUT I MOVE A PUISH CHAIR AND LOCATE MY SELF IN A CORNER JUST INSIDE THE DOORS HEN I HAVE O KEEP ALERNAING MY FEE AS IM PAR ON A LEDGE BUT HEY HO WERE OF TO THE BIG CITY AND WHO KNOWS WHAT REASURES AWAIT YOU PIP.
INTO PANCRES AND A LEISURELY WALK PASS THE TWO PIOANOS THE KEYS OF WHICH ARE BEING TICKLED BY SOME GUYS ARE PROBLEY IN i AND YEARNING TO BE ROCK STARS WIH ALL HE RIMMINGS ...MY CARD RAIL ICKET HAS BEEN REJECTED B THE BARRIER SO I HAD TO USE HE RAIL STAFF GUY TO LE ME HRU ...AT THE NEXT BARRIER SAME AGAIN I WAVE MY CARD AT THE RAIL WORKER WHO IS CHATING TO HIS TWO WORK MATES AND SAY ..MY TICKET HAS BEEN DECLINED ...HE USES HIS O LET ME HU IS HEAVING BUSY I GO THRU WITHOUT SAYING ANY HING AS I WALK AWAY I HEAR HIM SAY...MY PLEASURE TO HELP YOU...CLEARLY A RUB DOWN THAT I HADNT GRUNED HANK YOU O HIM FOR THE SERVICE THAT JHE HAD JUS CARRIED OU FOR ME NO DOUT O THE APPROVAL OF HIS TWO CHUMS ....WELL HERES A THOUGHT MR RAIL WORKER ...PRINT YOUR CARD ICKETS SO HEY BLOODY WORK AND DONT CAUSE ME TO HAVE TO BEG TO GET HRU YOUR BARRIERS INTERUPTING YOU CHATTING TO YOUR BUDDIES ABOU WHO IS DOING WELL IN CUM DANCING OR BAKE A CAKE FINAL WITH SOME OLD WRINKLE WITH FACE LEATHER THA DREW PRICHARD WOULD WAN ON A ARM CHAIR FOR ITS PROVENANCE....

ut i degress...and on o he platform 8 mins later on to tube ...40 mins o poker time at vic...rains not moving ...tanoy announces hat due o a tresspasser on he racks at farringdon we are delayed as power is cut ...bu hey will keep us informed ...several people look a there watches and leave the rain i give it ten minues and hree upp daes rom the tano and leave up he seps formalating wha to say o rail worker ha would be as wity as a james bond alking to jhe arch villian who is bent on deatroying half he world and being the donald of what remains ....mr rail worker has gone just a hrong of punters some o who are geting new rail workler to wave hem thru...28 mins to poker time ...the perfect sorm of poker cock ups starts to grip my soul...ou side ask he passing bus driver what bus to edgeware road number blah blah he says is hat on the other side of the road i ask he afirms yes .....axi...nice chat with driver and we arrive at vic with 4 mins to spare

im in sea one buton is drawn o seat our ...at last some hing going well or at least not trying to sick is leg out and rip me into the world record for exiting a 25/25 on the final day...as confirmed by the guiness record clip board wallas, i have 4 hands before im the big blind ...happpy days get the buntiong out ...you see i douisn ake much o make a poor souil glad...first hand 4/8 off i pass next hand he big blind hasnt sat down yet so here is a free sho at his un beennded 6k i look down at jack three and hink about is this it ...there suited...no i pass two of tjhe other big stacks ge busy and i would have been ou next hand dealer exposes ten of hears i look down at queen nine of hearts tjhis is i i shove all in for my 16,500 chips the buton calls me omnly he has king seven off ...i flop a flush hes drawing dead...where did that come i think as i stack my near 40k chips next hand pair nines im all in called by mr big stack with ace jack i win up to near 95k im the big blind for3k/3k under he gun makes i 11k matey calls i look down at kings my ank#kles are geting riction burns under the table i shove all in mr big stack passes as douse mr limper im up to 140k odd and back in he game ....all is sweeness and light ...im having to cover my face as im smirking so much he other players are thinking whatever ...oxegen ...a chance...33k firs price...a chance
m cup of ea i ordered 25 mins ago arrives a bit no as hot as i would like and he forgo he biscui selection ....i have a chance ...i have 149k when he average is 18k ...sip tea aaahhhhh

O be CONTINUED

HI YOU ALL....he with the key board with the sticking tm buton has had a bear or two and decided o pos a blog so has the great unwashed can read and awe....when to the vic for he 25/25 las hurs 25k staring stack cos 240 with longest got a few nice hands early 12 levels of 40 mins then im card dry .....level 9 or so i get some slightly beer shi and increase my stack ....level 11 i get some good gear and am up o 150,000 average 120,000 say hen it happens last 5 hands are called is near 4.00am my brain hurts friom concertraiting its like you are a long disance lorry driver on the M1 late at night wih rain and snow and you have o be saring out he window for all he hazards and aoiding hem ....but you soldier on tha is poker

hen it happens last three hands i fimnd a pair of ens under he gun i make i 8.5k pass o the small blind he shoves all in for 12k....i hink....i decide best he has is wo overs and if he hits im crippled bu if i win i come back with loads of chips and a real shot at the 30k firs estimate ....i call ....he looks sick and shows ace nine off o my pair tens .....las card a ace im fucked 20k odd left next hand im the big blind and down to 10.5k he las handi shove all in for my miserey 10.5k no look the big blind siting on a stack of 150,000 shows 2 4 and passes....im thru to day wo witjh 16.5k when the average is 130k....grea....as we break from he able dierent players from my table stumble by and say hard luck reffering to the ace nine genius ....ell me some hing i don know a hink ....still uming i go to the dice table down stairs in en on doing 100 across and pressin like a moher fucker ....some wimpy unshaved oike is hrowing i wait he loses and he dice go o mr smar dresser looks like he knows wha hes doing i decide to wai .....he has a lon throw which would have gort me al least 600....i ge the dice 5 win line i lose anoher 5 win line i make poin of 6 rest of he hundred acrosss he numbers and its seven out .....and im out the door for he drive of shame....
winningisneverythingbuatleashavingaicketinthebloodyrafflewouldbrastar
tbc

MESSAGE O BRAIN DONT BLOG WHEN YOU ARE PISSED.............BRAIN TO MESSAGE WHY DO YOU KNOW A  BETTER TIME

SO 3 PINS OF LONDON PRIDE AND 3 TINS OF JOHN SMITHS AT HOME AND ITS SHARE TOMS KNOWLEDGE OF POKER TIME.....HAD AGO A THE VICS LAST WORTHWHILE POKER COMP LAS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 130 PLUS 20 JUICE .......WHEN DEEP EACH DAY ONLY TO BE CARD DRY AND BUST OUT ..............I ONCE HEARD A CHAP ON TV TALKING ABOUT RELIGION AND IT HAD SOME THING TO DO WITH A INFINATE  BAG OF MARBLES DROPPED ON TO A INFINTAE CHESS BOARD WITH ININTATE SQUARES AND HERE WILL NOT BE ONE MARBLE ON EACH SQUARE BU HERE WILL BE A VARIANCE OF RANDOW SPREADING OF THE MARBLES..............SO BASICLY YOU CAN PLAY YOUR A GAME AND SADES LAW WILL STILL SICK IS BONY LEG OUI O TERIP YOU UP .....AS IT DID IN THE LAST 4 ADVENTURES O TIN TIN HAT I TOOK PART IN PAIR OF TENS SCREWED BY PAIR TWOS MAKING STRAIGHT , PAIR TWOS MAKING TRIPS AGINS MY PAIR TENS , MY ACES BUSTED BY ACE TEN THEN AS PER THE LAST OUTING AT THE VIC MY ACE TEN RUNNING INTO ACES AND NOT BUSTING THEM.....................MAKES YOU WANT TO SHOVE HE INFINAE BAG OF MARBLES UP SOM,E ONES ININATE ARSE........

GOOD NIGHT MY SLOW TIRED READERS WHO EVER YOU ARE.

is luton g trying to ge out of the poker scene ....i so ITS WORKING

WHAT CAN A POOR BOY DO BUT PLAY FOR A ROCK AND ROLL BAND , TONE DEAF SO POKER INSTEAD.

got in at 5.00 am his morning eyes like piss holes in snow and up to the VIC  for 1.00 pm  and 200 plus 25 game ....train , st pancres , beggars , card dry ,   yarddyyy yaaaa   yarrrrdyy  yahhhh.
is this the one , dont know but may be just maybe ........keep watching the skys

BIG ROUND OF DRINKS AT LUTON G IF I WIN
subject to t and c namely them letting me put 40 quids worth of stella from super market by coffee machine , note the positive mental attitude visualisation technique there .

big shout out to one of my maine bitches at luton g mr lucky allan who made the final but we lost him in he bunker scene....

thecreamrisestothetopitscalledprecum

 

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING , I JUST WANT TO FIND HE THE SOD THAT KEEPS TAKING MINE .

So last saturday im back up to the vic to shove my snout into the poker rough , train to get there walk thru st pancres and out at edgeware road the beggers in blue astra are on point so all is well in the world and everything is as it should be as i walk by he male begger he asks i decline and we both re focus on our important real life issues  he probley where to get his next hot meal,clean clothes,hot bath,fix,or piece of fresh carbboard to sit on the pavement with ,me with my what have i go to do to make this probe into the mecca of poker playing areanas sucessful.......i muse how long and how well i could adapt to being a begger and how well he could adapt to being a poker player....

and so down the road to the vic ,walking on the streets up to the vic there is something a bit like one of he old horror films where the alien body snatchers have invaded earth and they just need you to fall to sleep and hey can duplicate you and the humans just carry on jabbering away while they say nothing just look at you and thru the look they communicate to each other who is one of them and who is yet to be turned , and into the vic let combat begin,

interestingley enougth im card dry for the first six half hour levels.......come on poker karma is that all you have to throw at me you can do better than that to mess me and all round genneraly piss on my hopes and dreams , then im hittiing some good stuff im surviving hours of play and breaks all merge into a dream that you are in it is as it shouild be you know your part all is well approaching the last ten mineutes before the break a level en it happens...................im on able one in seat ten im big blind with 150k average is about 120k two more hours and a break and we all come back sunday when he first price will be 26,000..............seat one makes it 6500 when the blinds are 1200/2400 i call with king ten flop 10,7,3, rainbow i check seat one bets 5500 i insta raise o 20,000 he thinks and codjatates ,if he raises i fold as he may have any of the hands that are beating me .......he calls me next card king i bet 36000 he thinks then calls last card he one card i dont want ....ace......like a 17 centurey french peasant with his head on madam guillotine hearing a strange whistling noise as the blade falls i bet him all in and he snap calls to show his ace king ....i show my king ten ...o i thought you were trying o nick i he says ...beam me up scotie im on a planet of dim whits and retards i think .....50k chips left and darwins theory of nataural selection takes care of hem and im out

onto tuibe theres a warning of smoke at st pancres so im of at euston and walking with all the throng of party people and late workers all seeking our own morphiouses at 12.30ish at night into he train station waiting for the overland o st albans theres a drunk lad who insists in dropping him pants to his anckles but not his under pants mind as he trys to sing ooooyyeeee    ooooyeeee   oooyeeeee  the girl with him is highley impressed ....two girls and a boy on the same stainless seat along the wall as me are chatting i hear her saying ...o jennie thinks shes not straight but she is really ......then she asks me whats your name , i reply well is not dick or harry ....well that leaves a lot of choices she declares and goes back o talking about jennie i think prick with ace king though i was nicking when i raised his be of 5500 to 20000 so he called with no pair or anything no straight or flush draw .....................
home pillow sleep ...

a few days later i am a  at luton g the place that used to be a poker mini mecca but the number crunchers in the company seem to have decided hey dont need poker so no comps monday tuesday and whensday...................good job they are not in the airline business as they would have planes falling from he skys when they decide they don really need pilots.....really tough luck on the great number of players that have supported the place and on he staff that have worked hard over many years to make it the poker centre for the area and surrounding areas ....
any way das was at my able and he old how he was ou at the vic game he had 280,000 late in the game    matey raises o say 11500 he looks down at queens and re raises o say 50k matey calls flop 333 matey shoves all in for 180,000 das calls matey has 78 suited das has a full house.....next two cards 88 ................
logging onto my laptop a my mates coffee shop i see the news items eleven people arrested for fatal stabbing in euston road london thas one day after i trod those pavemens............perspective a wonderful levelling compound.
deep stack next saturday at vic ....lluon g thursday and friday to get entry contributions   aaahhhhhh
london pride bear at the king william  st albans mondays 2.49 a pint aaaahhhh just saying

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IM KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR WISH I COULD FIND THE BELL

so my poker chums and chumesses what has stirred in the loin cloth of reality called toms quest for the holy wail , last friday i set of for the vic poker room as it was there deep stack which any sel;f respecting player knows will collect about 100k giving a first price of about 25k give or take a land rover discovery or two ......i chose to get the train p as the thought of paying another batch of conpleb charge was oo much....
on the train he performance begins i hear a noisy guy coming along the carriage from behind me hes proclaiming that there is no shame in begging as he waves a paper coffee cup at each and every train traveler and asks for any spare change please ......at least i think he said the  word please.....followed by ....theres no shame in begging ......he hoves into sight and i see him in his red puffer jacket and paper cup .....obviously sizing me up he kicks his performance up a gear and says whats your favourite singer i decide to play along and answer david bowie ...he was a begger he says still wih paper cup exended owards me ....you have earned a pound i say and dig into my pocke for it ...hes looking at the next person as he clearly is on a roll now and of he trots ....one of the next contestians in his game must have asked back to him what his favourite singer is as he was saying camio west or some thing like that .... at he next staion hes geing of and alking ino his phone saying where are he brothers meeting .......like a sparrow he flits from garden to garden picking a worm here and there he reminded me of the old street fake shop traders shoving a load of toot into a paper bag or box and saying what would you expect to pay for this radio and set of toys and the pens with the matching vases     40 pounds  or 30 pounds    no hold your money no 20 no 10 who wants it here you go 5 pounds here you go one for you and you and you.....the mugs forget they nether wanted the toot just as we are expected o forge we don realy care if there is any shame in begging or not just give me he money////
and out at farringdon station as the rail saff had said its a shor walk to he ube compared to st pancres ......well what can i say about farringdon .....have you ever seen the print of a picture that is a set o stair ways that all link and look like they are going up but as your eye follows he men figures climbing the stairs you arrive back a the first stairs , well farringdon is like that with cobwebs.
and out at edge ware road the blue vauxell astra reg sp51thk is still on the corner opposite the bronze of the window cleaner the beggers at the enterance to the tube use it as there home
and down the road o he vic
16 levels of 30 mins and like a kid with a metal line kite in a thunder storm im of and running and getting zapped by total no cards and no flops.....what is this some sort of parrell universe where im in a purgerwety of the same shit all he time ....and yes im hanging in there while others fall but come on  you wouldnt take a kid o a fooball match then leave him in the car ouside so he can hear the roars but see nowt ....
level ten im all in with my low stack i have a open ended straight and flish draw .....nohing comes im out.....IN A MOOD  of bloody mindness i seek out the craps able on he floor below and join he throng of failed poker and roulee players i have 50 pounds across as some one else throws the dice im too shagged weary to do he work myself he hits numbers i press to the max each time but the is so much jabbering and delays i get he arse with it amnd ake my bets down cash upm 165 pounds  as i leaVE HE AREA THE THROWER IS STILL THROWING NUMBERS ...I CARE NOT...
hopes dashed dreams washed away trogging on towards the trains and time for bed said zebbadie
o lord won you give me a mercedes benz my friends all have porches i must make amends.....
TBC

WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE IS ON A CHAIR.

so its day two of the gukpt 1000 game im thru with 31,700 when the average is 75k ish what can a poor boy do the blinds are 1500 and 3000 running 300 ante so i only have 5200 to pa per round of the 9 handed table so 6 rounds of dealing and my chips are gone .....whats this im hitting some cards and flops where the hell did that come from im so used to being poker pissed on i expected it to continue but no the postman is making a mistake and im happy to get  of some good stuff i have 90k average and this hand pops out blinds 1500/3000 i make it 6500 with ace queen pass to button who has 50k he makes it 10500 i think has he ace king or a pair .....i think about calling or raising ....he says if you make a move i will shove...i say to him ,what if i make a move you will shove he says yes ,i say im all in .....he sits there all eyes on him ....after 60 seconds i say to him ...when you said if i make a move you would shove did you mean after you think about it for ten mins....he sits silent there is 4 mins to the break ....then he starts going on what hand i probley have etc....the break comes 4 or 5 of the players are waiting to see what he decides ...4 mins into the break he calls with his ace jack against my ace queen ...i win and for thwe first time i have above average chips ....we are told that after the break we will be on the feature table but for now we have a hour break ....i decide to walk the streets and get my jacket and head on out side pass waitrose i see the two stuffed toys have disapeared no dout to appear in some ones washing machine then dryer and then a nice pressy for some loved one....amazind how philantroic ou can feel when you have above average chips ....o happy days ,o happy days when jesus walked ,yes when he walked and took all my troubles away i go around the block and pop into the pub/bar that i had passed loads of times to see what the local ambiance is like should i ever decide to have a drink ,its the one as you approach the parking ramp on the corner ...interestingley from the outside it looks just like a regular pub but inside you see its very thin and no depth at all just enouth room for the bar and a small square room ,i exit curiosity satted

and back in to the feature table ....a young kid with red hair starts to dominate ahy moves i tyr to make its like he is targetting me...latter when i see the play back i see that he is hittind very good cards but at the moment its persil not daz ....the gap to the money is getting closer 42 for the min pay out of 1800 ....i shove my last 77k with ace jack the small blind wakes up with ace king good night tom ....im out 7 from the money


so there you have it mostly a dry desert card wise for me but i still whent deep , if anything my proudest moment is day one when i hung on in and hung on in looking for some thing any thing down to 3300 chips then like one of those big old whales in a attenbourgh wild life ilw i broke thru and shot out of the ocean to do  a great big belly flop by some boat full of yankee tourists to make day two, ....but for now its me leaving the vic no tail between my legs i did the best i could with the material available and one day i will get there ...just not yet ....
into luton g a few or several days latter and i make the inal holding up a cartoon saying ...sophies geek boy....right result wrong venue ....sigh....

so the game rolls on as do i who knows when it will happen but it will....keep watching the skys.

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HOW TO MAKE A MILLION AT POKER , START WITH TEN MILLION

So here we go again my little chuckle worriers/ warriors its Saturday morning 02 Feb 2019 after Christ and i'm heading for  the train station, coffee at Pret and parmer ham roll all being taken care of, onto train and out the other end into St.Pancras then up the escalator i go........... I leave the stairs for all the fit young things to bound up as evidenced to me on the gukpt live stream i have taken on the persona of a poker playing Mr.Blobby having not appeared in any paperatzi stories for being caught bonking the latest page 3 girl or for getting thrown out of the jungle, it does come as an eye opener when you see yourself in the living moving flesh and you realise the phrase relaxed muscle has been pushed to a new degree............... or as someone i know says fatty fatty bum bum............ Note to self sort your shit out Tom.
Walking through St. Pancras on the way past the two pianos if you take the time to look up you can really marvel at the iron structure of all the girders that create a fantastic roof span engineered by persons in the 1800's just to allow room to get rid of all the smoke from the then train engines steam and coal.
Out of the tube at Edgeware Road and i see a girl with all her blankets in her arms getting into a car with two or three other persons, my initial thought was this is some sort of Fagen gang where they are dropping  off and picking up people to beg at the tube station entrances................. but then i thought whats wrong with a girl who is begging having a friend in a car that is coming by at a given time to give her a lift.
On the last 200 yards along Edgeware Road deposited on the pavement were several bags of someones clothing belongings not at a recycle point just dumped spilt out of which were two large cuddly toys one being a pug type dog that would easily cost £20 all spilling out of the bags and kicked into a heap and partly rained on....................... I can only assume someone has been evicted and the landlord had to put the stuff out so that they can not be accused of stealing the items.................... A sad reflection of humanity and a total waste of product.
and into the vic.

TBC