So im coming down on the side of let the barred player back in after a suitable time has passed say 3 to 6 months he will have to put up with the good wishes of supporters asking how could he be so stupid plus the actions of players in a comp sitting beside him wanting plastic trays over there chips during the breaks to keep them from safe , and if the person is vain its going to pain him to have to wear this sack cloth , but to not allow the person to come back to the life that is there very being is too cruel and can only end in a sad way.
I think it was john lennon that sang ..all we are saying is give peace a chance..what is a world where humans dont give another human a chance,over and out .
any thing further i have to say will be on my diary and on the drawings i display at luton g.  best wishes to all .

I asked at luton g and there is a set email procedure for persons that are barred/suspended to send a email asking to be reinstated or for a meeting where they can put the reasons that they should have the decision reversed. I am thinking  time will have to pass before any reversal can have a chance .

Wow who is this glevana guy no sooner has he twerped his inclination that he would like me to get a ticket for the big one and it comes true at luton g last night ,i managed to creep under the wire and grab a willy wonka gold bar wrap....nice ....i shall have to reward glavana with a suitable reward when i next see him not the weinstein holywood reward for struggling actresses thou as i would have concern for poor old glavanas knees on the hard floor ....im thinking more along the lines of a glass of his favourite blood transfusion cordial.......o and if he could use his super powers to wish me luck with the ladies...or just one of them...and to win the big one all the better.
so this saturday i can pratt about in the 10 seat gt event as the pressure is of and we are looking for a reserve ticket /credit   ...nice...mmmmmmm

SO CUT TO THE SCENE ON ..RED OCTOBER..AND SEAN CONNERY IS GIVING THE SPEECH TO THE CREW ABOUT HOW ONCE AGAIN WE LIKE OUR FATHERS BEFORE US AND THERE FATHERS BEFORE THEM ARE ENGAGED IN PLAYING THE GREAT GAME WITH THERE OLD ADVERSITY  .....then back to me a candle in the wind of ready to set the barn ablaze or flutter out at the first butterfly wing beat from brazil who knows which will happen.....BUTTERFLYS A ENDANGERED SPECISE MY LEFT BOLLOCK IM HERE TO BURN THE BARN DOWN AND HAVE TOASTIE BUTTERFLY WINGS ON TOST ,brown healthy bread of cource.

cut to scene of load of gospel singers in full regalla singing o happy days as i win the gukpt .....mmmmmmm did i just see that foxy young one at the back flash me a special smile .....
and back in the room....

SO HERE WE GO LINING UP FOR THE BIG WEEK AT LUTON G TRYING DESPERATLEY TO WIN A 1000 TICKET NO LUCK SO FAR STILL THERE IS A 10 TICKET GT EVENT COMING UP THAT SHOULD BE THE KING OF ALL SHOVE FESTS ...MUST SAY LIKE A OLD DRUGGIE IM GETTING A TASTE FOR THE VIC DEEP STACK A BETTER CLASS OF POKER MISFITS SPEWING OF THERE CHIPS THAN WHAT YOU GET IN THE SHIRES

HEY HOW WHAT WAS IT EINSTEIN SAID ABOUT THE PROOF OF MADNESS SOME THING ABOUT DOING THE SAME OLD ACTIONS AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUT COME , OR WAS IT GET YOUR TITS OUT MISS MONROE , I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM ..

STRAW POLL
There are loads of reasons to not let a offender back into premises where they have broken rules and there can be a equal amount of reasons to consider and decide to allow the person to re apply and be accepted ..
Is the person in question a asset to the poker community and could there being allowed back in (assuming they want it) act as a living advert to say ...yes he screwed up but we the poker community are not going to punish him totally disproportionately .

So how can players influence the casino to allow him in ,i do not know so as a member of the luton club i can ask the luton managers what is the appeals process that  the decision makers may be influenced by , but i am just one voice as a straw poll how many readers want him to have his casino member ship reconsidered ..

I will start by saying ...yes let him back into the casino...

Would it not be in order to have a set format for the odd time that a member of a casino falls foul of the rules or even takes something that is not theres where by if the party out of pocket is prepared to put it down to a one of lapse of good conduct ,possible aided by too much alcohol sold to them by the casino and if a petition to reinstate the former casino member had other members calling for the reinstatement as they are prepared to give the member another chance....

how many members would sign to give a fellow player a chance.
i would

reinstate the luton one..

ooppps i forgot to mention glavana ,so a short while ago i was at luton g and who sits down beside me but the old rocker of poker, tats and all he with the face of a thousand orgies fresh out of his gimp mask on his trade mark glass of red wine we chat mostly about this one and that one of the old gang of retrobates with a special mention from glavana about the one that always used to flounce out of the poker room with a sigh when he got knocked out early , which was pretty often i knew who he meant as the old blondite he was on about had been in a few days earlier mentioning in passing that he hadnt sold his mustang yet to any one that was within ear shot ....obvious case of penile defisioncy being made up by high ticket purchase ... now at this time i had a free drink ticket that i had got of uncle fester for making a straight flush ...sick realy if it was a royal flush i might have got a bag of crisps as well but hey ho a freebie is a freebie..so liking old glavana i offered to buy him his next wine with it which he was happy to have ...you dont have to waste time with him asking if he would like another its a given ...
so next time hes at luton g and orders a pizza he can expect me to hover by his elbow looking for payback.....

GLAVANA WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR ,SEE IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO 4 OF THE ITEMS BELOW

1/DOING A SPEECH AT YOUR WEDDING.
2/RELYING ON HIM TO PICK UP A POSSE OF GIRLS AT A VEGAS POKER EVENT AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO YOUR HOTEL FOR A PARTY.
3/BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE WHAT CREAM TO PUT ON  WHICH EMBARRASSING RASH.
4/WHEN USING YOUR LAP TOP TRUSTING HIM TO NOT LOOK UP YOUR SEARCH HISTORY.
5/BEING ABLE TO NOT LAUGH WHEN HE STARTS EVERY FIFTH SENTENCE WITH THE WORD WELL.

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TICK YES TO 4 OF THE 5 ITEMS ABOVE CLEARLY YOU HOLD HIM IN HIGH REGARD AND HAVE A DEEP AND LONG UNDERSTANDING OF HIS HUMANITY WITH ALL ITS HIGH STANDARDS AND LOFTY BEST WISHES FOR HIS FELLOW MAN AND CONSIDER YOURSELF  FLAVOURED THAT YOU HAVE HAD THE GOOD FOURTUNE TO HAVE BEEN IN HIS PRESENCE AND TO HAVE KNOWN HIM EVEN IF IN ONLY SOME SMALL WAY .................or of cource you might think hes a twat and you are setting him up for the mother of all slow rolls.

SO TOM THE NOTTING HAM HERE ....BOLLO....AS I LOOKED AROUND THE DTD POKER ROOM I WAS STRUCK BY HOW OLD AND BENT OVER THE MAJORIETY OF PLAYERS LOOK AND THERES THIS ONE OR THAT ONE WALKING WITH A STICK OR OTHER OLD FOGGIES APLIANCE HELP.........OF COURCE HAD I DONE WELL I WOULD HAVE WITH THE SAME EYES SEEN A THRIVING AREANA OF THRUST AND PAR OF EXELLANCE IN A MENTAL AJILLITY OF SUPREME HUMAN KIND CONVEYING THE MESSAGE    I AM.

AGAIN NOT HARDLY ANY OLD LUTON REGS THEN OUT OF THE BLUE THERE APPEARS BABY WIPE JOHNSON AND SITA AT MY TABLE ,WE GREAT EACH OTHER LIKE WERE THE ONLY GAYS IN THE VILLIAGE AND HE EVEN APPLAUDS MY LITTLE JOKE WITH THE DEALER ON HER NAME BEING FEDE AND I WON A HAND SO SHE ALWAYS DELIVERS ,IM OUT HES STILL IN THE DOOR BECKONS I ANSWER ITS CALL DOWN M1 DELAYS AT MILTON KEYES I TURN OF AND TRY TO FOLLOW BEDFORD SIGNS THEN ONTO LUTON ....FAIL.....30 MINS LATTER IM BACK ON M1, I TRULY BELIEVE I COULD GET LOST IN MY OWN BATH...INTO LUTON G 145 COMP WITH LAST LONGEST THE BUY INS HAVE JUST FINISHED .....IM OUT AND SMASH 20 ON ROULETE AS I PASS MAKE 20 PROFIT .....HOME ....GARAGE IN HARPENDEN ALWAYS GOOD FOR REDUCED FOODIE ITEMS IF YOU HIT IT AT THE RIGHT TIME .....ITS THE RIGHT TIME......HOME INTERNET BED
SO THAT WAS MY WEEK END AND IM ALL POKERED OUT ................HOW WAS YOURS.

IN THE POSTING OF THESE THOUGHTS I SEE HOW PEOPLE GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THE EGO TRIP OF OTHER PEOPLE READING THE CONTENT AND BEING IN THE WRITERS MIND IMPRESSED WITH THE CONTENT AND ORIGINALITY OR SHEER GENIUS AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY ARE TWEETING , FACEBOOKING , INSTAGRAMING ,WHATSAPP ,FACE TIME , AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY OR I AM LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP ......WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE WORLD WOULD PLAY OUT ALLA DR STRANGE LOVE WITH A DONALD TAKING THE PART OF PETER SELLERS....
REST ASSURED I SHALL NOT BE JUMPING ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAND WAGON MY MESSAGES WILL STILL BE A TORN PIECE OF PARCHMENT TIED TO A ARROW AND FIRED INTO THE AIR ....

AND NOW I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER GO AND DO SOME WORK TO PAY FOR MY POKER SPLURGE WEEK END

SO SEVERAL BIGGISH COMPS BY MY STANDARDS IN LONDON AND LUTON AND NOW IM AT THE DTD 50K GT THRU TO DAY TWO WITH 528K  WHEN AVERAGE IS ABOUT 700K AND IM IN THE B AND B OF ASPIRING POKER WANNEABEAS 35 A NIGHT ITTTTSSSS HYLANDS ,   EVEN WITH THAT I MANAGED TO COCK IT UP NOT WANTING TO WASTE MONEY I THOUGHT I WOULD WAIT AND SEE IF I WAS THRU TO DAY TWO SO AT 8PM LAST NIGHT WHEN I HIT SOME BLINDING FORM AND GOT MY CHIPS UP TO 800K WHEN THE AVERAGE WAS 185K I PHONED THE B AND B TO BE TOLD THEY HAD 4 ROOMS STILL AVAILABLE SO I DIDNT BOOK .....COME 1.00AM WHEN THE POKER AT DTD FINISHED I PHONED THE B B AND GOT THE NIGHT PORTER MAN WHO SAYS NO WE ARE FULL...I SAID THATS STRANGE YOU HAD 4 EMPTY AT 8.00PM HE SAID ..VERY BUSY NO ROOMS...                SO WHAT TO DO IM IN NOTTINGHAM EXPERIANCE TELLS ME THAT ASKING AT THE MOTORWAY TYPE PLACES GETS THEM LICKING THERE LIPS WITH A YES WE HAVE A ROOM ITS 120 OR 140 ....THATS WITH BREAKFAST....F U AND SWIVEL....SO NOTHING FOR IT I DRIVE AROUND THE BACK OF THE B AND B THAT I USUALEY KIP AT AND GET A COUPLE OF COATS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE CAR RECLINE THE SEAT....I RECAL THE OLD DAYS WHEN RECLINEING THE SEAT WOULD BE BECAUSE YOU HAD GOT LUCKY WITH THE LADIES...AND SNUGGLE DOWN WITH A PIECE OF THE COAT OVER MY FACE AND EYES TO KEEP THE LONE LIGHT BULB THAT SHINES ON THE CAR PARK OUT OF MY VISION ,THE LAST THING I SEE AS I SLIP INTO A NOT UNCOMFORTABLE SLUMBER IS A STACK OF RECLAIMED BRICKS STACKED UP FOR RE USING AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR PARK AREA SOME BIG OLD SLABS OF YORK STONE THAT ARE ABOUT 4 INCHES THICK BY 4 FOOT LONG AND 2 FOOT WIDE AND LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN SALVAGED FROM THE RAILWAY PLATFORM OF A HARRY POTTER FILM.......SLEEP THE GREAT EQUALISER ....RICH MAN POOR MAN BEGGER MAN THIEF SLEEP IS ALL THERE BEST FRIEND....
CAME TO ITS APROACHING DAYLIGHT AND A GIRL IS TROTTING OF TO WORK IN THE STREET OUTSIDE I ADJUST MY LEGS AND GRAB ANOTHER 15 MINS OF OBLIVION  ,,,I GET THE COMPUTER OUT OF THE CAR AND TRY TO LOG ONTO THE B AND B WI FI  BUT NO LUCK SIGH BLONDE POKER WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE UP DATE, ISEEM TO REMEMBER A WW2 REPORTER THAT WAS FILMED MAKING VINYL DISC RECORDS OF THE EVENTS IN THE WAR AS HE FOUGHT ALONG SIDE THE TROOPS THE URGENCY OF THE UP TO DATE INFORMATION BEING TRANSCIBEBD FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO WONDER AND BE IN AWE OF .....GOD KNOWS WHAT HE WOULD MAKE OF MY COPY CAT BUTTON TYPING ....
A GUY COMES PASS THE CAR AND OPENS THE GATES I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL HIM WHY IM KIPPING IN MY CAR IN HIS CAR PARK ....HE SAYS THANKS AND TELLS ME THE OFFICE WILL BE OPEN 7.00AMISH I DRIVE DOWN TO THE CO OP SHOP ON THE CORNER NO BREAK FAST BAPS YET .....IM PLANNING IN MY MIND WELL I CAN PUT MY WASH GEAR IN A PLASTICK CARRIER BAG AND GO UP TO THE LARGE TESCOS IN BEESTON THERE IS BOUND TO BE A TOILETS AND I WILL JUST HAVE TO SPLASH AND SHAVE AS MUCH OF MY LITTLE AREA AS I CAN ......   ........BUT AS A PRECAUTION MY SPIDER SENCES KICK IN AND I RECALL THE NIGHT PORTER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE SOUNDED AS IF I WOKE HIM UP AND I WAS A BOTHER AT 1.00AM IN THE MORNING ........I GO BACK UP TO THE B AND B ANY ROOMS I ENQUIRE YES THE OWNER REPLIES AND SAYS SHE HAD EMPTYS LAST NIGHT .....BOOKED IN INTO SHOWER INTO BREAKFAST  INTO ROOM BOLLOCK NACKED ONTO BLOG AND NOW YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS ME ......THE ROOM WITH ITS ONCE UPON A TIME EXPENSIVE AXMINSTER CARPET IN BLUE AND FLOWERS THE PLASTER CORNIECE CIRCA 1900 THAT GOES AROUND THE CEILING THEN STOPS AT THE PLASTER BOARD WALL THAT DIVIDES THE ROOM INTO TWO ROOMS  WITH MY ROOM HAVING HALF THE FIRE PLACE IN IT WHIELST THE OTHER HALF IS IN THE NEXT ROOM OR THERE CUPBOARD ALL VERY SIMALAR TO THE OLD STEP TOE AND SON EPISODE WHEN THE DAD AND SON HAVE A ROW AND BUILD A WALL RIGHT DOWN THE CENTRE OF THERE LIVING ROOM THEN HAVE THE TV IN THE MIDDLE AND ARE WATCHING I THINK THE 1966 WORLD CUP .....YES IT IS AMAZING HOW I HAVE TIME TO REPORT ALL THIS LUCKY,BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO IN A B AND B IN NOTTINGHAM AS I WAIT TO GO TO THE SECOUND HALF AT 2.00PM .........
THE IS A OLD ROCK HUDSON FILM IT HAD LARRY HAGMAN IN IT ALSO ,THE GUY THAT WHENT ON TO BE JR EWING IN THE OIL TYCOON THE NAME OF WHICH ESCAPES ME AT THIS TIME,...ANY WAY IN THE ROCK HUDSON FILM HES THE PRESIDENT OF THE U S A AND THRU A WHOLE LOAD OF COCK UPS 3 OR 4  AMERICAN BOMBERS WITH NUKES ARE ATTACKING RUSSIA STAYING BELOW THE RADAR AS THEY FLY OVER ALASKA ,IN ORDER TO TRY AND RECTIFY THE BALLS UP THE AMERICANS HAVE HAD THERE PILOTS BEING TALKED TO BY THERE WIVES THE PRESIDENT AND ALL OTHERS BUT CANT PERSWADE THEM TO ABORT THERE ATTACK MISSION AS THEY ARE ON A MISSION FOR THE U S A AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MY WIFE AND CAN TELL ME WHAT OUR THREE YEAR OLD SAID TO ME AS LEFT FOR THE AIR FIELD 9 HOURS AGO IT MIGHT BE A COMMIE PLOT AND I HAVE TO DO MY DUTY AND LAUNCH MY NUKES WHEN IN PLACE.......SO THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT DECIDES TO TELL THE RUSSIANS THAT ITS NOT A ALL OUT STRIKE JUST A COCK UP AND HERE IS THE FLIGHT INFORMATION OF THE AMERICAN BOMBERS ,WHO NOW THEY ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF ATTACK WILL CHOOSE THERE OWN ROUTES FRON ABOUT 12 THAT ARE AVAILABLE.....THE RUSSIANS LAUNCH ALL AVAILABLE FIGHTERS AND SPOTTING TECNOLIGY .....THE AMERICAN NUKE BOMBERS THAT HAVE RADAR THAT CAN SEE THE RUSSIAN ACTIVITY KNOW THAT ALL BUT ONE OF THERE ROUTES ARE GOING TO BE BLOCKED WHEN THEY HAVE TO RISE TO CLEAR LAND FALL AND WILL SHOW ON RUSSIAN RADAR SO ALL BUT ONE OF THE USA BOMBERS RISE ABOVE RADAR LEVEL ARE DETECTED AND ALL THE RUSSIAN JETS ZERO IN ON TO THEM DESPITE ROCK HUDSON TELLING THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT ITS A DECOY AND TO KEEP SOME JETS BACK FOR THE REAL TARGET ......THE LONE USA BOMBER GETS TO TARGET AND LAUNCHES.......

LONG WINDED AND  A BIT HARD TO SEE WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH POKER, AT 2.00PM IM IN A JET WITH NUKES WHETHER IM A RADAR SACKRIFISE OR THE ONE THAT GETS THRU I DONT KNOW ONLY TIME AND EVENTS WILL TELL
ON M1 HOUR DELAY GETTING HERE TO NOTTINGHAM 3X £60 ENTRYS TO COMP ,OGGLING WAITRESSES EYE CANDY, TUNA MELT JACKET POTATO AT DTD VERY NICE AND GOOD VALUE ,LISTING TO OTHER PLAYERS BITCHING AT EACH OVER STANDARD AND UNIVERSAL

I MAY RE BLOG WITH GLOWING ACCOUNT OF TOM THE NOTTINGHAM POKER HERO   WHICH WILL RUN TO SAY 500 WORDS OR IF I DO SHIT IT WILL JUST SAY ...TOM THE NOTTING HAM.

YOUKNOWYOUAREREALYINTHESHITWHENYOUHITROCKSBOTTOM   

SO HERE I AM IN THE CHEAP B AND B PLAYED LIKE A TROOPER IN THE 250K GT DTD EVENT THERE WERE 18 LEVELS OF 25 MINS EACH WITH 2 15 MIN BREAKS......GRIND GRIND LOOK AROUND VERY FEW LUTON REGS ONE THAT I MENTIONED THE EVENT TO IN LUTON I SEE THERE AND SEE HIM RE ENTERING ......I HAD ONE REALY GREAT CHANCE I HAD 160K AND IVE LIMPED WITH A PAIR OF 5S three other players have also limped then a player makes it 5.5k to play five of us call then the big blind makes it 22k all in the next player makes it 55k and the next player thinks and codjotates then pass as do i the all in genius shows ace seven off and the all in caller has ace king the flop comes king eight five rainbow giving me a set of fives and mr think and codjotate a set of eights so we would have both been sucking each other off in the showers.....but ace seven genius has blown us out of the hand ....river a five to give me quads.and what would have been ovver 360k chips when the average was 80k  aaahhhhhh little componsation that genius is out ,not...

we are at level 17 and i have 145k i limp with ace jack off 12k to play seat 4 goes all in for 48k seat nine the big blind who has been chatting to all and sundrey says how much then calls him from her 200k stack not realising that i have limped she goes to turn her hand over ....the dealer tells her other players so she stops turning her hand over but not before i see a flash of what i think is ten jack .......i tell the seat nine player that i think i saw your hand and what ever happens i will tell her before she turns it over the dealer calls the floor and i tell the floor what i think to be the case that i have seen the ladys hand the floor man says its action up to me......now im of a mind to flat and if the flop comes AGAINST ME I CAN BAIL OUT AND THEN IT GETS CORRUPTED.....THE PLAYER BESIDE THE LADY SAYS TO HER HE DIDNT SEE HER HAND AND HE WAS LOOKING TO SEE IT AND IM TALKING RUBBISH I CANT HAVE SEEN THE HAND.........RED RAG BULL .......O SOD IT I SAY ALL IN FOR MY 145K ...NOW THE LADY IS IN A DILEMA .....WHO IS SHE TO BELIVE ME THAT HAS SAID I HAVE SEEN HER HAND OR CHUMMY SHE IS TALKING TO......      ......     SHE CALLM ME LEAVING HER SELF CHIP CRIPPLED IF SHE DOUSENT WIN ......YOU HAVE TEN JACK I TELL HER AND SHE DULY TURNS OVER THAT HAND TO MY ACE JACK AND THE ALL IN GUY FOR 48K HAS KING NINE SUITED .........FLOP COMES A TEN WITH A FLUSH DRAW FOR THE LADY TURN A JACK AND RIVER A BLANK IM OUT .....ITS ONLEY WHEN IM WALKING AWAY THAT IREALISE I SHOULD HAVE ENQUIRED OF THE FLOOR IF I FLAT CALL HER CALL OF MR 48K ALL IN WAS SHE HELD TO NON AGRESSIVE ACTION BUT BECAUSE OF HER CHATTY SELF OPINIONATED NEXT SEAT MATE SAYING I CANT HAVE HER CARDS I ACTED RASHLEY........

SO BACK TO CHEAPEST ROOM IN CHEAPEST B AND B IN BEESTON ,THATS RIGHT ITS HYLANDS WE HAVE ALL RUN UP AND DOWN THE STEPS AT THIS ROCKY GYM......MY ROOM IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE 1970S RARE AND INTERESTING VARIETIES OF ATHLETES FOOT AWAIT MY STEPPING OF THE SUPLIED TOWEL I AM USING BESIDE THE BED AND THE TV IS BALANCED ON A METAL ARM WITH A WOODEN TRAY ON IT THAT ANY 17 YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD TO TAKE HOME FROM HIS WOOD WORK CLASS FOR HIS MUM.......

4 TINS OF JOHN SMITHE,DECIDED TO GIVE STELLA A REST PLUS THEY ONLY HAD STELLA IN BOTTLES ON OFFER AT THE MINI MARKET SHOP DOWN THE ROAD PLUS 2 BAGS OF MULTI BAG MCOY CRISPS AND I FEEL A LITTLE RELAXED.........TOMORROW ITS 10.00OCLOCK AM FOR THE TURBO THEN 3.00PM FOR SOME WIN A ENTRY TO A MILLION GAME 150 PLUS 15 FOR 5 GT 5K SEATS OR SIMALAR....

17 LEVELS GRINDING AWAY LIKE A MOTHER AND SOME TWAT HASNT THE COP ON TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT WHEN THE LADY IS FACING A BIG DECISION BUT IS GIVING HER ADVICE TO SAY I CANT HAVE SEEN HER CARDS ,WHICH OF COURCE GIVES HER MORE REASON TO CALL ..........WONDERFUL.......

 

NEXT TARGET DTD 250K GT DRIVE UP TOMMOROW SATURDAY STAY AT CHEAP B AND B AND PLAY LIKE IVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE.....AHHHHH GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN.......WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG....

SO POPPED UP TO THE VICTORIA CASINO FOR THERE GAME ON LAST FRIDAY THEY TOOK ABOUT 65,000 BY FRIDAY AND STILL HAD ONE DAY ONE TO GO ON SATURDAY ,...WHO KNOWS MAYBE INSTEAD OF CHASING MY ARSE UP TO COVENTRY TRUE LOVE IS CLOSER TO HOME.....

DECIDED AS AM FEELING KNACKERED WITH WORK AND POKER JET LAG FROM DESPERATELY SEEKING THE BIG HIT I WOULD TAKE THE TRAIN ..£.17.40P..AND WOULD ALLOW TWO HOURS FOR THE JOURNEY SO THAT I ARRIVE WITH TIME TO SHOOT THE BREEZE AND KICK BACK......AHHHH ITS GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN
LAST MINUTE WORK SITUATION MEANS I GET TO TRAIN STATION WITH 50 MINS TO GO HOT BOTHERED AND TIRED//.....ONTO TRAIN TICKET THAT I JUST BOUGHT NOT WORKING AT BARRIER SO GUARD LETS ME THRU MMMM NOT A GOOD OMEN
IM IN THE CARRIAGE AND DECIDE TO TAKE SOME POWER KNAP MOMENTS A BIT LIKE I DO AT THE POKER TABLE .....HEAD DOWN SHUT EYES AND SEEK OBLIVION ...I THINK THE POKER REGS KNOW THAT IM NOT HAVING A TURN OR BEING A NUTTER BY NOW AS THEY WILL HAVE SEEN ME DO THIS A LOT BY NOW.....ON THE TRAIN THERE ARE A GROUP OF STUDENTS GOING TO LONDON ALL TUCKERED UP FOR A JOLLY ON A BOAT SOME SORT OF END OF TERM THING,ANYWAY MR STUDENT IS RECANTING HIS EXPLOITS OF LIVING IN GERMANY HIS LIVING ARRANGEMENTS AND HIS FELLOW STUDENTS IDROSINCRASIES PLUS THE INFORMATION THAT THE LECTURES SEEM TO BE ONE PAGE AHEAD OF THEM AT THE MATHS SECTION ....HIS BUZZ WORDS SEEM TO BE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE QUANTIFIED WITH ...LIKE ...AND WELL I.......HE GOBS ON TO THE SIX OTHER 20 ISH GUYS AND GIRLS.......AND I THE POKER PLAYER TUTUMKARMAN TOMB WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED TRY TO POWER KNAP.....
FAT CHANCE IM GETTING A SUBLIMINAL DRIP FEED OF GERMAN LIFE AND HOW HAMBURG IS THE PLACE TO PARTY AND YOU CAN PHOTO SHOP YOUR OWN ID AND LAMINATE IT TO GET INTO VENUES....

OUT AT PANCRAS PASS THE TWO PIANOS ...NO ELTON JOHNS TODAY JUST SOME KIDS ..OUT AT EDGEWARE ROAD AND THERE IS THE FIRST STREET BEGGAR OUT TO THE STRIP DOWN TO THE VICTORIA AND WE HAVE TWO OR THREE AFGHAN LOOKING BEGGARS SITTING ON THERE PIECES OF CARBOARD BY THE PHONE BOXES ......MAKES ME FEEL RACIST AS I FEEL THEY SHOUDNT BE THERE ,BUT I CONSOLE MYSELF WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF THEY WERE BLATANTLY HOME GROWN I WOULD NOT GIVE TO THEM EITHER...
AND INTO THE VICTORIA AND MY FREE ROULETTE BET IS PROFFERED AND ACCEPTED
THE GAME IS ON ......I GET A FEW HANDS AND OF COURCE COMPARE THE GOOD ONES WITH MY RECENT EXPEDITION TO THE GOLIATH .....CARD DRY .....SOME HANDS JUST ENOUTH TO HANG IN THERE AND GIVE YOU HOPE ....CARD DRY...BREAKS COME AND GO AND I SEE A FEW REGS INCLUDING CAPTAIN KIRK .....I HAVE A CUP OF TEA WITH BISCUITS  1.50P GAVE 2.00 KEEP THE CHANGE LOOK EVERY ONE I JUST TIPPED THE WAITRESS COME ON YOU POKER KARMA PIXIES GIVE ME SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF.....TEN LEVELT BLINDS GOING THRU THE TOOF IM OUT IN LEVEL 9.....
FOR SOME REASON OF FURTHER WANTING TO PUNISH MY SELF I PUT 20 POUNDS DOWN ON THE DICE GAME I ASK FOR TEN POUNDS ON 6 AND TEN ON 8 THE DEALER LOOKS AT ME AND REALISES I KNOW NOWT ABOUT DICE AS 9 POUNDS ON IS THE BET NOT TEN I GET 2 POUNDS CHANGE AND ALL THE DICE BAR FLYS SEE ME EXPOSED AS A NEWBY COME TO MUCK UP THERE FLOW ......MY NUMBERS COME A FEW TIMES AND I PRESS THEN TAKE IT DOWN 67 PONDS NOT BAD TA TA DICE
AND I AROUND TO THE EDGWARE ROAD TUBE AND ITS SHUT 2.00AM ISH TAXI TO PANCRAS DRIVER CHATTING AWAY AND ONCE I SAY WHERE AND WHAT I WAS DOING HE ASKS THE MANDATORY QUESTION....WHAT WAS MY BIGGEST WIN.....FAIR ENOUTH REALY WE ASK WHAT HIS BIGGEST TIP WAS I SUPPOSE...
INTO PANCRAS DOWN THE STAIRS AND BACK UP AS DIRECTED BY THE CLEANER FROM ZIMBARBY A COUCH IS LAID ON AND IT LEAVES IN 8 MINUTES A GROUP OF ABOUT TWENTY ARE MILLING ABOUT THE FRONT OF PANCRAS THERES A BEGGAR GIRL WITH A CARDBOARD SIGN SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT ...IM HOMLESS...I DONT READ ANY MORE SHE LOOKS LIKE A WAISTED THIN THING PROBLEY NOT WITHOUT HEALTH ISSUES WE START TO LOAD ONTO THE COACH ...I COVER THE 4 METRES TO THE BEGGAR AND SEE SHE HAS NO PAPER CUP SO SAY DROP THIS ANY WHERE HER VOICE SPIKES UP ...YES ANY WHERE ...I DROP TWO POUND COINS ONTO HER QUILT TURN AND WALK AWAY NO DOUT WITH LOOKS OF GREAT APPRECIATION FROM THE BEGGAR ...A BIT LIKE THE LONE RANGER RIDING OF INTO THE DUSK ,WHO WAS THAT ,THAT WAS THE LONE RANGER......OR OF COURCE SHE COULD BE THINKING GOOD THATS TWO CANS OR 20% TOWARDS A HIT....
SOME ONE ONCE TOLD ME THE STORY OF A GUY WALKING ALONG A BEECH AND A STORM HAD WASHED THOUSANDS OF STAR FISH AND AS HE WALKED AND THERE WAS A STAR FISH IN FRONT OF HIM HE PICKED IT UP AND TOSSED IT INTO THE SURF SO IT DID NOT DRY UP AND PERISH IN THE SUNS HEAT AS THE THOUSANDS OF OTHERS WOULD .....HIS COMPANION SAID I DONT KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER THERE ARE SO MANY YOU CANT SAVE THEM ALL,NO I CANT HE REPLIES JUST THAT ONE.
AND ONTO COACH AND THE POKER KARMA KICKS IN MR STUDENT I USED TO LIVE IN GERMANY AND HIS CREW ARE ALL THERE ONLY NOW HES HAD AMPLE DRINK SO HES EVEN MORE VOCAL AND SO ARE HIS CHUMS ...ONE OF THE GIRLS HAD HER BUM TOUCHED BY A REVELLER AND SHE IS PISSED ...ITS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT ...I SEEK OBLIVION POWER KNAP AS THE COUCH DRIVER SWERVES THE LARGE COUCH THRU SOME VERY NICE LONDON STREETS REVELLERS HERE AND THERE I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND THINK WHAT I DID RIGHT AND WHAT I DID WRONG .......
WHENT TO LUTON G SUNDAY GOT A CHEAP TICKET TO THERE SPECIAL ,GOT 2357 OUT OF A SPLIT .......AAAAAHHHHHH.....CHEAP SWEATIES YOUR GOING TO LUTON.

SO ON WE GO AND SURE ENOUTH  MY CHIPS CANT REBUILD ,A OLD HAG YOU KNOW THE SORT 55/65 BLONDE SAGGY CARDIGAN CLAD PLAYING POKER WITH HUBBY ON ANOTHER TABLE I LOOK DOWN AT ACE TEN AFTER SOME LIMP CALLS OF A SMALL RAISE FROM MR BIG CHIPS I GO ALL IN MRS BLONDE RINSE SNAPS ME OFF AND ITS HEADS UP AS SHE SHOWS KINGS ......RIVER ACE I WIN....SHE NOW GOESE INTO SUPER MOAN MODE A OLD BAG FRIEND IS WONDERING BY SO SHE RECANTS THE STORY OVER THE TABLE TO HER ONLY NO MENTION OF MY GOING ALL IN BEFORE SHE ACTED JUST ....HER KINGS LOST TO ME WITH ACE TEN ...THE OTHER OLD BAG LOOKS AT ME LIKE IVE FARTED IN A LIFT WITH TWO PEOPLE HER BEING ONE OF THEM ,I DONT GIVE A FLYING PUCK AS IM STILL STACKING HAG ONES CHIPS AND AM IN NO MOOD TO MAKE SYMPATHETIC NOISES......IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN ,AND ON THE WAY BRING ME A COLD STELLA FROM THE FRIDGE...

OTHER PLAYERS CHIPS GOING UP MINE GOING SOUTH NO HANDS LAST TO LEVEL14 THEN IM OUT ........BACK TO IBIS HOTEL AND OBLIVION ...BREAKFAST NEXT MORNING ,CHINESE FAMILY HAVING BREAKIE TWO GUYS CHATTING ABOUT POKER AS THEY HAD SEEN EACH OTHER IN THE GAME LAST NIGHT ONE STATES HES FROM NEWCASTLE THE OTHER EDINBURGH MR NEWCASTLES EVERY 12 WORD IS FUCKING FAMILY BESIDE ME WINCE .ANOTHER GLORIOUS AMBASSADOR FOR THE GAME AND HIS HOME CITY.....

SO DOWN THE MOTORWAY I GO ...NO DISCOUNT FROM IBIS STAFF EVEN THOUGH I HAD GOT THEM TO WIPE SMEARED PALM PRINTS OFF HEAD BOARD AND AT BREAK FAST HAD CONSOLIDATED MY CLAIM FOR FREE PARKING BY BRINGING A TOTALY WORN OUT TOWEL DOWN AND ASKED IF THIS WAS THE USUAL STANDARD THEY HAVE ,THE GIRL MANAGER DECLINED MY SUGGESTION OF FREE PARKING........IN A PEVERSE WAY I RESPECT HER FOR HER STANDING UP TO ME .....

BACK TO LUTON IN THE SUNDAY GAME SAT BESIDE THE CHINA MAN WHO SAYS HES OF TO SEE THE SCOTT OF MALTA ACES FIRST HAND AND OTHER GOOD STUFF THAT I COULD HAVE DESPERATLEY DONE WITH AT COVENTRY GOT SOME MONEY OUT OF THE GAME AS PLAYERS ARE ALL LOOKING AT THERE SMART PHONES FOLLOWING THE GOLIATH .......

SO IF THE ORGANISERS OF THE GOLIATH CAN GET THERE SHIT TOGETHER SO PLAYERS CAN ACTUALEY ENTER THE GAME AND RE ENTER WITHOUT WAITING ALL DAY THE PRICE POOL CAN EASLY BE OVER 1.000,000    YOU ARE TAKING 25% RAKE FOR PETES SAKE SUPPLY THE SERVICE ........OR IF YOU DONT MAYBE ANOTHER WILL......now must look up whats on at DTD

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so muching about the ricoh from 9.30am until 5.00pm when i actualy got into the game, in the time in between i watched players shooting zombie dead with a head set on quiet funny and i had a go on it as im shooting the slasher zombies i can hear jonny mack talking to the operator girl as my score seems to be going higher than his ,anyway game over and im blinded until my sight returns to normal room conditions.....but then again what is normal at least the zombie dead had a porpose they knew what they had to do we as in all the now 700 and rising reserves are mucho muching,   i watched a table of 6 card omaha big money as in the first pot that one guy is into is 450 and the secound pot is say 266 the all in player wins the big pot with the player with money left loses the secound pot there is 3 pound change due to the loser the dealer takes it from the main first pot no one says anything ...its not my place to speak up so the main pot winnre loses 3 pound ...
raj fish is wearing a pollock dot black number and the in thrase standard answer to the punters is ....all ways...so keep it real and cool are clearley old hat now innit   ,dina fish is rushing in three directions at once again   , and there is a new member of the girl power gang...timi fish is flitting here and there with her signiture little laugh which sounds a little like a baby partridge trying to fly for the first time and lisa simpson on helium enjoying one of my jokes,...ok some one elses joke...any way welcome timi fish.
talking about jokes panos the greek guy a legend in his own lunch hour was so bored ha actualey asked me to tell him and derik one of my bad jokes ,presumly to numb the pain so i told them the one which ends with ...the doctor pointing after kermit  telling the cast of the wizard of ozz to follow the yellow prick toad, i think it eased panoses pain for a nano secound derik was busy escaping.....i see phil that douse the commertating for the web site and hes chatting to a load of guys where the only gripe is the waiting ,i say to him he has some influence with the management ....can he get me a cup of coffee ,he hides his mirth well...
whent over to the shops by tescos had a meal the staff seem to call the coffee size of cups regular and mediulls i asked what and again she said do i want a mediull sized coffee .....latter i heard a customer saying it as well ,strange       had meal walked back pass loads of other wonderers with our little red paper id bands all looking to do something with the hours...
at last im in the game 5.00pm  25k and the blinds are 400/800 running 25 loads of play left    i see a lad play his aces beutifuly ha small raises the big blind ace king  shoves all in for 30k he snaps with his aces flop king king aces has 8k left then is out ....thats poker

now im grubbing about with 21k and there is a limp call then mr big chips makes it 3200 limp call and i look down at jack queen clubs and put in the extra 2000 as dose the limper ,flop king jack six with two clubs...lovely ...i check as dose all others turn 2 hearts i chesk limper checks mr big chips bets 14500 limper passes i go all in for 20k region limper passes mr big chips has to call and shows his pair 7 in his hand last card i win nice im up to near 60k   a short while later a hand develops where im the big blind one limper mr old ive got to get back to my newspaper shop then mr big chips makes it 13500 new player calls i look down at a pair of tens and go all in for near 68k ....mr newspaper shop hums and ahhhs then as if some one is forcing him with a red hot poker up his arse goes all in for 41k ....ahhh i think hes slow played a monster maybe alla endna aces or at least kinga or quenns.....the other two players pass ......mr newspaper shop turns over a pair of twos.....against my pair of tens .....turn a two ....river no help......like when the hindenberg erupted into a infirno ...the inhumanity of it ....   .... ... i know he is going to spew those chips of to probly mr big chips and that was my chance to get right into the game .....mr i want to que up for hours play for hours and then go for it with a pair of twos......im reduced to 26k

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it was the best of times it was the worst of times,.....any one seen the old ww2 film of hitlers wmd the V2 or V3...and there it is in some secret location being filmed by the german scientiests  its painted in a sort of chequered black and white pattern no dout so they can gather information about its flight trajectory from there filming ....and the countdown is over theres smoke and exhaust billowing from the base the umbridical cord to the top of the rocket is ready to fall away as any secound this wmd is going to go into orbit .....and then it falls over.

a bit like my efforts at the goliath ,all the expectation of basil faulty about to serve his guests a sunday joint then opens the cover and theres a gataue which he piles into looking for his roast dinner....
got to ricoh 9.30am and im 380 alternate the rumour about the british love of queeing gains strenth as we all meander thru the casino like a zembecico on a tea break all bitching about the fact that we are here but cant get a immediate game or okay there are 20 players ahead of you....but come on 380 and rising so if your out thats it you wont get back in...

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