just a memo to brain ...dont blog when pass three tins of stella

and its another day here in sunny coventry just had breakfast at ibis and mentioned to the manager lady about some hand prints on head board probly left by cleaners......part one of operation squash parking fee...

While im finishing up my breakfast a young kid comes in he may or may not be drottsom from the goliath but the reason i mention him is his actions..
he asks the staff if he has breakfast included in his booking ,no he douse not they find out from computer so he pays 8.95 for it sits down with breakfast then gets a britvic 55 orange juice from bar having passed the free with breakfast jug of orange juice and apple juice about three times.....as i leave he is applying butter to his toast not with the use of a knife but by holding the opened butter portion by its silver paper wrapper and smearing the butter over the bread.....
nothing wrong with his choice of actions its his choice ......just should he be from the goliath and should he or some one like him be on my table and they have seen this poker game and isnt degrano great and what about helmuth let alone william that talks a lot the great british hope ........and then they take my chips                               i would remind you god that i dont ask for special favours just dont stick your leg out and trip me up for the hell of it....especialy not with a kid that would be more suited shoving his wages down a fruit machine in his local chippy.


SO AND ON TO GOLIATH I EXPECT TO SEE A FEW MORE REGS FROM LUTON AND WILL LISTEN TO THERE STORYS OF WELL I LOST MY THIRD BULLET WHEN MY XXX GOT BUSTED BY XXXX


i think there is a old yank film about a nuclear war and one of the controlers in a bunker pressing the button to launch says ...confidence is high..

whenyouareinadarkroomitshardtobebrilliantandwhenyoudonoonenoticesordothey

so here i am at coventry 2/8/18 20.40pm   got blown out of the comp ,my first stab at day one  for the goliath   i shoved all in for 46k with qq after a odd assortment of raises and limp callers plus a all in for 5k before it got to me .....the small blind wakes up with ak suited and calls for his 31k  .....original raiser passes his jj ....flop comes a king and im seriousley damaged  then out a short while later...so here i am in ibis hotel crisps and tins of stella at the ready .......last day one tomorrow friday so it will be a total cattle market and if you are out you will have to wait a long time on the alternate list to re enter......raj fish had a white top not the polka dot i thought she would wear .....dina fish was too busy being three places at once .....i saw a few old luton regs some of who asked how many bullete i had had ...just the one i reply....100 plus 25 juice as stated before why are we paying 25% juice/tax/gratuetty/call it what you like the price should go down for volume numbers but hey ho the answer is i suspect...because they can.
so up early eat my breakfast and get to ricoh for 9.00pm when the alternertates start being tacken......until then in y pants on bed tv ...boring youtube looking at richard burton and christopher hitchens not so boring.....

tomorrow i will be the exocet of poker play ,i shall be the terminator of others poker dreams ,i shall be unstoppable there chips are mine there hopes are like moths rushing towards the bright light on the M6 juntion 2 ishall take all before me for i shall carry a big stick and a smile...
and if that dousnt work out bck to luton g

SO THE DEED IS DONE JUST BOOKED IBIS AT COVENTRY AAHHHHHH, TRIED TO GET FREE PARKING THROWN IN BUT NO LUCK .....WILL HAVE TO FIND A SMUDGE IN THE BED ROOM THEN THEY WILL CANCEL THE 5 A DAY PARKING CHARGE ....VALUE YOU SEE...LAST TIME IT WAS A GLASS OF WATER LEFT BY PREVIOUS ROOM USER ...

NOW HOW TO WIN AT THE GOLIATH , I SUPPOSE ITS THE FREDDIE MERCURY ANSWER ...
GOOGLE IT IM NOT DOING ALL THE WORK FOR YOU

OF TO LUTON G 4K GT TONITE AAAHHHHH, EXTRA SPENDING FOR COVENTRY...
AS A PROPERSITION BET WHAT ODDS ON RAJ FISH WEARING WHITE TOP AND BLACK POLKA DOTS ....EVENS I THINK...

ON A SERIOUS NOTE IS IT ME OR ARE THE CLUBS GETTING A BIT GREEDY WITH THERE POKER CHARGES 100 PLUS 25 FOR THE GOLIATH................STILL I EXPECT THEY WILL HAVE SOME FREEBEES AND MAGICIANS WALKING ABOUT MAKING ACES DISA PEAR THEN RE APPEAR

WHEN I GET TO THE FINAL AT THE GOLIATH AND GET MORE THAN 10K I WILL THROW A PISS UP AT A LUTON G GAME WITH FREE BEARE FOR ALL PLAYERS ................I WILL HAVE TO HAVE A 50% BAR DISCOUNT OF COURCE ,BETTER GET UNCLE FESTER TO PROP THE MANAGEMENT IN ADVANCE.....

IFYOUCANREADTHISYOUHAVETOOMUCHTIMEONYOURHANDSDOWHATIDOWATCHYOUTUBE

looks like luton g for 4.00pm with all the other ...i would have been up at gentings 220 only some muppet that couldnt put a hand down got lucky,still it only cost me three bulletts....you know who you are...

WHENT PLAYED THE GENTINGS 220 AS I HAD A TICKET OF A CHAP AT A BARGAIN PRICE ....SODA WATER WITH LIME CORDAL AND CHEESE CRISPS  AT LUTON G 90 PENCE   AT GENTINGS 1.35 PENCE PLUS A WAIT FOR MY CHANGE ....HMMMMMM

PLAYED WELL FOUND TWO SPOTS TO PUT OTHER PLAYERS [USING THE DESCRIPTION LOOSLEY] ALL IN FOR THERE TOUNEY LIFE BUT THEY HIT THERE ONE OTHER .....BOO HOO ......GOOD GAME LOADS OF OLD FACES MANY OF WHICH LOOK A BIT MORE HAGGERED AND BODY BENT OVER WITH AGE ETC....STILL IM SURE I SHONE THRU AS A BEACON OF WHAT THEY COULD ACHIVE IF THEY WERE FANTASTICALY TALENNTED AT POKER WITH GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM PLUS MODESTY OF COURCE.....

i see one of the dealers gets a bad hand skin rash from the dirty state of the tables at luton g , i wonder if there is a bizzness idea there for a service cleaning and sana tising the tables a bit like wet vac ing carpets and drying them in situe maybe charge 20 to 30 per table minimum 4 tables .....name for bizz ....

dont know if i shall play luton gentings for there 5.00pm  220 game pub and pints of london pride may take presadence ...


iwhentforawalkinmydreamsbutlostmywaysoaskedmyselfwhereisthewayhomedontaskmeisaidiwasabouttoaskyouthesamequestion

didnt make it to day two at the vic .......clearly the cosmos was watching the football instead of clearing the way for my great coming .....shazbut.....
over the years i have bean threatened ,laughed at ,not with my jokes ,shouted at ,slaged of just loud enouth to be heard ,and described as a piece of shit that just wont flush away ,o and most recently a cash player was reported to me as saying ..look at that next tuesday guy when i held the flag up with me and meghan cheek to cheek.......................but subtle thats a new one.

and on we go as the old star trek song says  BOLDLY GOING FORWARD AS WE CANT FIND REVERSE..

howdoyouknowwhenyouareclosetosoonifbeingcloseissoon

hi all jut got out of this dam sun and spralled on bed in underpants, whent to the vic last night to play the 560 gukpt event that i had got a ticket for in on e of there previouse satalites 10 levels of one hour each plus a few changes to the luton g format of poker compatitions they actualey laid on a meal at the table for you and then a suitable time later came around with iced lollies ..i chose a solario i was tempted by the strawberry mivi but no the solario won out now you dont see that down ,or up at the luton g although the mental picture of uncle fester walking the room with a strap around his neck holding a tray out front alla odeon cinema saying...choc ices ,lollies , wafers..would be something we could have a patition for .....

not many luton regs there raj fish sporting her trade mark white top with black polker dot spots ,always handy if your pen leaks.....dina sporting dina....dominic complete with blue shorts ...lucky allan who i am always pleased to see as he has a larger crop circle on his head than me.. tony a luton reg from back in the days of 10 pound comps,always wore orange..

so straight away im on the feature table slowed played aces alla edna school of poker and ended up losing the minimum as the flop came ace with three clubs then a straight and anothe club so we show down and matey has the straight,felt good about it realy ,some sort of masacism i suppose but on we go

level six and im trapped in seat one and in seat three and four are two lads that spend litteraly two hours polishing each others egos with swapping tales of what they did and did not do on line , at goliath , at this at that ....for fffssss sake get a room its like ground hog day the same insissent babble just loud enouth for you to hear ....the white noise from a strip light would have made more sence but hey ho who am i to critise .....
peaked at 75k chips then down to 41.500 to go back on saturday average like 78k ,lucky allan got thru with 45k so its realy neck and neck for two of the best players from luton g to go deep with a slight advantage to the good looking one with the smaller crop circle..

I WILL GET TO THE FINAL TABLE FOR IT IS WRITTEN ...ALSO I GOT TWO 20 POUND FREE BET TICKETS FOR BLACKJACK THAT I PUT BEHIND A CHINA MAN THAT WAS PLAYING ..KERCHING 20 POUND THEN LATER IN THE NEXT BREAK SAME AGAIN ,WITH A NICE WELL DONE FROM THE DEALER AS IF I SHOULD TAKE UP PLAYING BLACK JACK FOR 6 HOURS SOLID AS IM SUCH A WINNER AS EVEDENCED FROM MY 40 POUNDS OF FREE MONEY ,THEN I WHENT OUT TO WAITROSE GOT SOME REDUCED BARGAINS AT GOOD PRICES CAME OUT OF WAITROSE AND SAW A FAMILY MEMBER WALKING TO THE TUBE FROM
 WORK SO HAD A NICE NATTER.......FREE MONEY ,REDUCED FOOD,FAMILY MEETING,GETTING THRU TO DAY TWO,AND TO TOP IT ALL A FREE MEAL WITH ICE CREAM LOLLIES ...CLEARLY THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE OUT SIDE OF OUR HUMAN UNDERSTANDING ALL OF WHICH POINTS TO A GRAND DESIGN AND A HIGHER BEING THAT HAS PRE ORDAINED THAT I SHOULD WIN THIS POKER EVENT THERE CAN NOT BE ANY OTHER EXPLANATION.....ALTHOUGH  it is a bit of a mystery that lucky allan got thru but maybe hes just like one of the extras in star treck when all they get beamed down to the planets surface and theres captain kirk and spock plua ahura and zulu and on the out side there are two never seen before crew members nerviousley pointing there phasers and we all know how that turns out....

IVE HAD A COUPLE OF TRYS AT PUTTING PICTURES UP HERE AND WILL HAVE TO TAKE LAP TOP TO MATE TO SHOW ME , BUT I KNOW IM GETTING CLOSE SO ITS A BIT LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE CISTERN CHAPPEL ROOF WHERE GOD MAKE CONTACT WITH MAN WITH HIS OUT STRETCHED FINGER ONLY MY FINGER IS STUCK IN MY UNDERPANTS .

 

hi vinny thank you for pics posted you decide what ones warrent putting up at your discretion...so any that make chomppy types look silly will be the fist priority...cheers
also if any one can tell me as if you are talking to a 14 year old how to post pictures i can then do it my self......of cource i understand if you would rather not let me loose with this power and keep me using crayons.....

will do vinny ,a sample on its way

hello your chompyness majesty if you can as if you were explaining it to a 14 year old give a simple meathod of how to put pictures that i have and can e mail on to here i will upload not the ones with the goat of cource what happens in luton car park stays in luton car park]

AND I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER FINISH MY READING REPORT  got to final table chips whent down down down a bit like when you are 20 years old and have a girl friend and all the chips are gone ,looked up the internet latter to see my self bald patch coming along nicely.....drove out of reading got lost then found the way ......whent to luton g a couple of times did the royal flag ...dont think it will affect my getting a knight hood ...last night the kit kat queen she who likes 4 or more fingers came in she worked the room a word here a touch of the shoulder there all get the feeling that she is there personal poker queen evently she had a word with me ...i might have thrown a bit of witty abuse her way to get her attention like bread on the water for the fish to rise...reminds me edna the carp queen and heart breaker of many a student that nos not that you can actualey slow play aces was there...anyway i asked ra ra if her mum was still on to her to get a proper job ,has been for fifty years she replied,she said she liked the royal flag on twitter and i pladged to feature her on my next final table so plenty of time to get creative......she smiled and wondered on by so i took my hands out of my lap and got on with the poker aces busted by king three of all in before flop  then tens busted by eights making quads......im out

good that it happened there and not at the vic tonite 170 day one probly 100k price pool  day two sunday aaaahhhhhh


headbangingmusicissogoodwhenyoustopbangingyourhead

AND sat down to play poker 20k chips to start one hour clock first hour nothing i can call a hand and play then ditto.........................ditto its like a ground hog day no hands and when i do raise to 1700 with ace ten i get shoved on for 5500 by the guy two seats to my left so i pass on the fifth such occurance i call him and he has kings ..........what the bloody hell is happening havnt the poker karma fairies read the sodding script im the good guy come on ....give me something i can work with.....and still i plow on running on empty ...i see uncle fester the card room manager from luton g wonders in , i wait a little while as no dought he will come over and meet and greet me any moment ......i go other to him and say high and mention that we have a free buffet chinease style and what a good idea it is to feed players when your having a poker event i can tell he is impressed by the concept but is doing a great job at hiding it well...in the break i see the welsh poker godess and get a man hug off her ....true i instagated it ,but she was there.....and on with the buffet i eat too much to componsate for the lack of poker hands and misery im enduring at the table ,so i sopose to loose weight all i need to do is be brilliant at poker mmmmmm put that to dragons den as a business ....in the break i took some photos of the dealer girls from luton g with me sat in the middle both of them were having a smoke out front ,none of this vape or e ciggarete nonsence for these two its tobacco and cigarete lighter all the way for them i tell them i could never date a girl that smokes so if they want to get with me they know what they will have to do ,  they put on a brave face of hiding there great loss and avidley draw on there fags .....

got put on the feature table

tbc

SO made it to reading g casino 500 plus 60 got a ticket at the vic so feeling good already ,as you enter the casino you pass a truly sumptious permenant laid out area for buffets all professional done with good lighting almost as if they value there customers and want them to come back again and again......must take a picture and show it to luton g club .....and were into the club asked reception if there were any free promotions ...o yes free 10 pounds for punto banco at 5.00pm ,see you then i say nice ....on into the bowels of reading g casino i wonder and there she is ......the first lady of poker dealing .....the egg timer waist figured poker version of catherine zeta jones  [well there both from wales so near enouth]   ahhhh the old days of late night poker where she would deal to all the emerging big names of the day then be down our stack of bricks .......a bit like the scene in strange encounters of the third kind with richard drefuss and you see the ufo for the first time as it speeds along a motorway pass a sleeping cop with a speed trap ,revealed in all its awe and splender ...and then this smaller little ufo comes chasing along after it ...she was there also the luton g kit kat loving innit dark heart destroyer she who always saw eye to eye with every one especialy das ....two for the price of one like cagney and lacey  ,bodie and doyle ,the tremour before the earth quake what can possible go wrong with such a good start ....how did these little minxs know i was going to be there ,o well better play it cool ...said hi to kit kat muncher and gave her a man hug in a girlie sort of way ,i could see she liked it by the way she whent straight back to talking to the guy i had barged in front of , decided to leave the welsh goddess to latter .......like a modern day george clooney she can bump into me at the coffee machine ......

and on into the poker game

tbc

turns out the next event is this friday at reading 560 100k gt got a ticket in the last longestat the vic just looked up the location on google looks like the back end of nowhere but 100k gt strap on the light sabre and get my sad ass down there.....last night at luton g a reg sold me a 220 ticket for gentings for 120 nice ....good omens tooth faires lepracorns karma divine provenance this way your only 20 years late....

A the first sound and the last.

REEMEMBER WINNING ISNT EVERYTHING TAKING PART IS THE IMPORTANT THING

what a load of bollooooo who ever coined that phrase obviousley he or she did not pin there belief of there importance of justifying there existance on the turn of the next card , got back to day two crashed and burnt in 56 mins boo hoo ...................
cant even be bothered to describe the room at the b and b you know the sort of thing wall plugs that stick out of the wall 3 inches every where axistminster carpet that cost £12.50 a metre back in 1988 , am i a bad looser shazbut  grrrrrrr......
and on to the next event 25 25 in luton g just have to get past the luton dealers that all hate me and of cource the lack of buffett maybe paul will be having a pizza and i can nick a slice ...well you have to have a plan
by the way how do you up load pictures to here as i want to put all the old luton regs pics up here any advice appreciated ,i can manage to take a pic of the pic and email it but how to put here  dont know

signing out the albino crockidile

so its 1.51 am sunday morning and im on secound can of stella in b and b at nottingham  got thru to the 100k gt at dtd with 235k chips average is 435k what could possible go right ......breakfast tomorrow tip the staff 2 quid then up beeston village street to buy something in charity shop to bribe the good karma fairy...i had thought there would be a few luton regs but i was wrong.......
so night night until after the final and then it deep joy or deep shit ......