bloody cats ... in a sack at the bottom of a lake is the only place they should be seen !


BAN OP !!

 

welcome to the forum, i was a bit puzzled by the first post but i was laughing most of the way through this thread, so thats got to be good

Watching wildlife on tele and there were some meerkats doing their standing up looking around thing.

The ex asked "why do they stand up like that".

I said it:

"so that they can keep an eye out for eagles and things. It's a predator / prey type thing"

The reply.....

"I never knew that meerkats ate eagles"

thats hilarious!

good luck with that Claw, im a bit curious as to whether you have applied to be a presenter at SKY poker, im my opinion they could definately do with some females who know there stuff?

(I agree what everyone else has said about different CV's for diffrent types of job)

I have struggled with the tightrope for ages, and all of a sudden I managed to do basic, advanced and super advanced all in a row. 

 

my wi fit age is over 50

[one of these pesky sparrows took a cigarette end onto the roof and caused all this damage is amazing.]

one of these pesky sparrows took a cigarette end onto the roof and caused all this damage is amazing.

 i like how the sparrow gets all the blame hope he was ok

i saw it on the news tonight, funny seeing a farmer running out of the shop chased by his own bull! think he might be used to handling young bullocks

what was going through his head, having fumbling with another woman right beside his girlfriend??

I am guessing at ooh yeah baby? 

he he

what was going through his head, having fumbling with another woman right beside his girlfriend??

I think it's what was going through her head that caused the upset.

OMG

nice one.. you can all send me your unwanted apple pies, yummy!

 

what was going through his head, having fumbling with another woman right beside his girlfriend??

happy birthday

im scottish and i wont ever get used to the weather