Full Tilt Poker Game #12763613290: $30K Super Turbo Guarantee (94050917), Table 28 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:47:49 ET - 2009/06/12
Seat 1: ManuelB100 (1,855)
Seat 2: MyDonationFund1 (1,840)
Seat 3: LeKnave (1,690)
Seat 4: Yosik (2,085)
Seat 5: BeanzMcGriff (2,070)
Seat 6: StepOnU (1,195)
StepOnU posts the small blind of 60
ManuelB100 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
MyDonationFund1 folds
LeKnave raises to 1,690, and is all in
Yosik has 15 seconds left to act
Yosik folds
BeanzMcGriff folds
StepOnU calls 1,135, and is all in
ManuelB100 has 15 seconds left to act
ManuelB100 has requested TIME
ManuelB100 folds
LeKnave shows [ ]
StepOnU shows [As Ah]
Uncalled bet of 495 returned to LeKnave
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
LeKnave shows a straight, Queen high
StepOnU shows a pair of Aces
LeKnave wins the pot (2,510) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,510 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: ManuelB100 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: MyDonationFund1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: LeKnave showed [ ] and won (2,510) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: Yosik didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: BeanzMcGriff (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: StepOnU (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

[ ] Jones has ever lost in the above situation, no matter what tournament, lol

obv just 5 and 50 tho lol

flushy will have my net on for all tourneys - so I'm deffo up for the 5 and probs the 50, and hopefully the monkey - such good value for your money gambling your net worth on one flip of a coin, imagine the adrenaline and the sick sweat, you cant buy that, well actually you can in this case....

[hitthehole]

gna take a bit of a break today and maybe tommorow as i am quite dev'd about yesterday.
Me, jones and maybe rooks are gna go hit some shops and grab some food. gl all the guys playing the bellagio 1k

is it like peeps said- is vegas starting to "get to you"? pokered out?

dont think its that really, its just like anything.  your gonna need a break eventually.  unless your hitthehole or moorman1.

lolol comedy - be honest you expect anything else??? he plays more sessions than I have sleeps.... and that aint an exaggeration either!

whats ur next tourney planned then mr jones?? or are u gradually turning into the giant ginger one??

Would be played different in diff situations. You say no read but surely you know if he's at the fish end or solid end of the scale. with a fish i'd bet a weak 1500 and hope for a re-raise off UTG+3. With a solid player i'd lead at 2700-3000. With the later if you get called/re-raised you can put him on a massive hand (AA KK QQ QA KQ or  ) and you still have fold equity, also have another card if he only calls. With a fish hope for a re-raise and go over push over the top

how can he have the  - if your have it in your hand yo???

why would u ever consider folding? you know the purpose of an MTT is to win all the chips and in this scenario you have most of the time been given two player's full stacks - one hand in the air rejam and keep your hand in the air till  all the mad dimez are passed to your stack yo

LOL @ me knowing how to photoshop anything ... If he sneaks into a pic, I cant post it

paint is maybe the simplest thing to use on a computer, apart from maybe that shit calculator

if u think it would be easier than having to be super careful with pics you could give it a try when u have a minute - just copy and paste into it and draw a black square over the top, then copy and paste out

or you post the pic w/o alteration and we all pretend that we have no idea who it is.........

im guessing anon is male, under the age of 30?? thoughts?

More pics and Vids please lads...


By the way a little story for you from DTD at the weekend.

Brunny turned up, donked out of the comp, then spunked 2 buy ins at cash then went home ... His total time in DTD was about an hour and a half.


GG Brunny imo.

loooooooool, gg Brunny.

wiiiiii wp jones, trigg and middy - sick scenes.

right kev has kinda filled u all in but if a story is worth telling its probs worth telling properly.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A [ ] SHREWD INDIVIDUAL [ ] WHO HAS JOINED THE BOYS IN VEGAS

Drive down the Nottingham for the 150 side event

• throw up twice on the way down after the previous nights drinking.

Manage to bust level 2 with a hand I play so badly in unreal, its almost RichardHareButcherific its that bad.

Sit down at a 1/2 cash table which soon becomes PLOH, manage to get it in with a   on a   against Kings and Nines and he binks so at this point I'm like fml, anyway reload and manage to lose a hand where he has four of a kind (that actually a hand yo?) against my big full house so anyway the people I've come with have busted the side event an with the main not looking like it would finish till July we left and headed for Leeds.

FROM THIS POINT ON THINGS SURE GOT BETTER.....

Arrive in Leeds, cue vomit along with falling over in the car park chipping a tooth and piercing my bottom lip, [ ] comedy even tho everyone thought it was. Clean myself up and set off 4 Hull to try and get out on the day by playing the 10 rebuy.

Arrive at Naps Hull and the game obv started at 5pm and not 8, gr8 game have some food and decide to play a lil cash which goes okay, however later on I realise Ive left my driving licence and debit card in my wallet there [ ] sure got them back.

• some degen tried to use my card [ ] money was available to him/her.

Im oblivious to this and arrive home to find that my room has been locked and I dont have a key, so sleep on the sofa, in the morning I go the accom office who also dont have a key, so they break into my room, notice the damage that my housemates cat has done to my room whilst Ive been away, I obviously allergic to cats btw, gg living with one lol.

Get persuaded to go out take my mind off things,give my mate whos not drinking some money so i dont do my brains now I have no debit card, I then preceed to go out lose my phone and a score in the back of the taxi, wake up in the morning with no way off knowing the time as havent got my laptop with me go outside......

[X] Parking ticket on my car for parking in a restricted zone even tho its outside my house.

[ ] Can get through to my mate who now has my net worth with him due to lack of debit card.

[X] Car breaks down on the M606, had to walk a mile to Odsal Top to use a phone to get recovery.

[ ] Have breakdown recovery still.

[ ] Phone is still insured.

[X] Bottom lip still bleeding LOL.

Finally get home to realise that the job i was supposed to do in Hull i forgot to do and I've left my washing including my work clothes at the Laundrette. sigh

On the plus side some incredible and nice soul handed my wallet into the police station, [ ] could prove my ID, lol got it back eventually but gg old debit card.

Dunno why I posted tbh felt like I needed to get it off my chest, hope it make people feel better ive just spent thee last 48 hours laughing at myself and can now see the appeal - gogogogogo boys in Vegas, oh and Rich greasfire mate, lol

im hoping the player 'anon' males it to the final table - updating that would be comedy

3 - 1 Chelsea - Anelka

gogogo perrins and John Eames updates please?

good BOK macdonald imo mate

yoyoyo guys, will be down sat night / sunday for the weekend comps but will you still be there after i  [ ] won the prediction competition will skill and flair

• luckboxed my way with a random time when i didnt know when the tourney started lol. do i come and see one of u guys for my free fodder? i'm  a yorkshire man and free food is pretty much heaven tbh.

also can we have an update on matt perrins plz??? ty

oh and kev can u believe we support a premiership football team??? sheffield utd had a truly epic run lol

We start on Wednesday morning. The Leeds lads come down on minibus to Gatwick and are there by the time I arrive at 8am. Trigg and Nicky soon follow and we are all looking [  ] good in our shrewdie shirts and check in.

Through to duty free/waiting area and we go find a bar that will let us have a beer and take them outside as there was no room in it. We are just sat having a drink with about 10 minutes until our gate opens, when the fire alarm goes off! Everything shuts down and we are all told to leave the building! I am in shorts and tee ready for the other end of the flight and we exit the building and have to stand in the pouring rain. 5 minutes later and we are allowed back in again! Sigh.

We go to our gate once we are back in and the place is packed. We were all sitting along row 57 which was good but Benj was a few rows infront and sitting next to Joe Grech. I slept for the first 8 hours of the 11 hour flight which was quite nice, and when I woke up Me, Nicky, Jones and BH started playing some Chinese Poker for $10 a point. Jones ended up schooling us all and I think  BH made about $20.

When we got through USA immigration control (yes, sigh, even Rich got through), we headed out to the taxis and because we would need 3, and the line was so big, we managed to sort out a limo and flipped for the bill on route. It came down to Nicky vs TommyC and Tommy called wrong... wp m8. That cost him $120 straight off the bat and we all enjoyed the trip back for free

We met Tony, the guy who I had sorted the house out through, as we arrived, and he showed us around and sorted paperwork before leaving us to our bed flips. These were pretty mad and downstairs was the master bedroom with a massive ensuite. We hadnt seen the other rooms before deciding to start flipping so off we went.. Minority reflip rules, and soon it was narrowed down to 3 people, Rich, Jones and Middy. Flip 3 coins, odd one out wins the bed... Middy shows a head, Jones shows a head.... Richh screams tails, and flips a head! Much celebration from us and mainly BH occured before the next reflip got underway. Middy shows a head, Jones shows a head... Much more screaming this time, and Rich showssssss...  head! Again he misses his freeroll attempt at the bed and again he gets more rubdowns!

Next flip, Middy shows a tail, Leknave shows a head, so now Rich is drawing dead and his coin only means something for one of the other two! He shows a tail this time and golden bollox Jones wins the master bed and celebrates well.

We move onto further bedrooms and getting their own rooms were Benj & Middy. There are two queen beds in the next room and winning those were Rich and TommyC. In the final bedroom there are four of us left with just two queen beds left to play. I will leave you with the below video of what happens next...

lol o my probs the best video ever comedy!!!!!!! gg bh and evans, p.s. how golden is dave golden bollox jones ffs, really is it possible to run that good???

heaven ty tighty / blonde / dtd, whoever sorted this....... i've actually won something poker related which is nice! ty!

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gogogogoggogo ling wp