Having a punt on a bird must be posh boat speak coz round here we don't do punting but we do tend to get both oars in on a first date.

Did you watch the boat race this weekend? And are you a Cambridge fan

I watched it but only because it was on in my house. It was the most boring 20 minutes of my life

yeah it was much better last year when the looney tune swam out into the Thames. Bit like the grand National this weekend, really need a false start or protest to liven it up.

Hey I am sorry if I did it again but did not mean it to cause grief posting about the stake. I know you are a good un.

Nope ain't got a time for a diary tbh Tal.... What I should be doing is getting a job

I'm always in trouble Deano. Before the wife was my main meal, she was the bit on the side as it were. I got into a bit of bother when I got her pregnant as I obv had to do the right thing by her......... And that was to go round all my mates and ask em to please erase any thoughts or memories that they might have seen of videos on my phone of me and my future wife doing un natural sexual acts

Having a punt on a bird must be posh boat speak coz round here we don't do punting but we do tend to get both oars in on a first date.

Did you watch the boat race this weekend? And are you a Cambridge fan

Yeah I have a real OCD / mental problem ATM chess whizz. Life's pretty crazy laying here waiting for unlocks to play till 3/4 am and get up with the kids at 6.30..... I really do need to give my head a bang.

Really drives home to me what a diamond my wife is for putting up with me. Just love watching her sleeping and she is my whole world after the boys

Lol she screwed her face up as the flash went off

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Well played JB!

Such MASSIVE value for these Sats, I would defo play if I weren't so streched, u would be mad not to.

Gl for the weekend B1nk

get up a thread and sell at 1.5..... It will sell out within hours honestly

Doughnut!

sweet lovely and you wanna poke your finger in my hole?

I would have been better waiting until the end of the rebuy period before entering, but never mind. That's actually a bit results orientated as my KK v AQ would have given me a nice stack and I'd have been very comfortable come the freezeout period.

you'd have started off in 40th place at 9.35 I believe. Can't believe you was on JB's table n never got a double up

Not sure I was on his table.  What's his name on DTD?

oh. Check his thread. Got same convo going acros 2 threads now

Make that three now

ffs I can't do blonde and candy crush at the same time when I'm on my phone.

I think all your prayers have been answered Kinbo.... There are at least 345 levels according to Richard Hawes.

I even heard Tighty was after buying me an iPad with £500 game apps already loaded on it

Well played JB!

Such MASSIVE value for these Sats, I would defo play if I weren't so streched, u would be mad not to.

Gl for the weekend B1nk

get up a thread and sell at 1.5..... It will sell out within hours honestly

Just realises that you posted that nearly 12 hours ago. Last month I bet I would have posted a reply within seconds.

Only been back a week and already had a warning pm .

Love blonde love the guys here but please don't take life too serious.

By the way this is not my diary

Herbs where are you? Not posted for over 24hrs.

in my two week sabbatical I played level 65 of candy crush for 12/13 of those days. In the next 7 days I'm upto level 125........

Kids are off school so don't have those 6 hours between 9-3 free so generally knock one out whilst they are down stairs having breakfast so that basically covers all the jobs I usually have to do between 9-3.

I have found the mark as read button and whereas before I read every post on every thread I don't do it anymore. Much better for me and keeps the wife a bit happier.....


Take your pick then screw it up and I refer you to the can of worms I started..... Hand on heart unintentionally by saying Titty stopped Alex's staking thread selling.... Andy is a good guy and if I am offending him with my posts then I am doing something wrong as it was not what I wanted.

I would have been better waiting until the end of the rebuy period before entering, but never mind. That's actually a bit results orientated as my KK v AQ would have given me a nice stack and I'd have been very comfortable come the freezeout period.

you'd have started off in 40th place at 9.35 I believe. Can't believe you was on JB's table n never got a double up

Not sure I was on his table.  What's his name on DTD?

oh. Check his thread. Got same convo going acros 2 threads now

19/129 - in for the full amount though... 1rb, 1ao

GLGL B1inkme!!

Thanks, had Kinboshi on my first table, hope he did well...
Think I have the other binkmepls name on the network, i have it for Genting or Blackbelt..

You sure it was me?  There's someone called kinboshii on the DTD skin, but it ain't me.

ha ha . Do you know who it is Dan..... I can't wait to find out who smashedabrain is...... That name is brilliant on so many levels.

I would have been better waiting until the end of the rebuy period before entering, but never mind. That's actually a bit results orientated as my KK v AQ would have given me a nice stack and I'd have been very comfortable come the freezeout period.

you'd have started off in 40th place at 9.35 I believe. Can't believe you was on JB's table n never got a double up

I believe he has accepted the evidence. Would usually warrant a ban but apparently casino's worldwide don't want him banning...

Can't remember where I saw this so Mods feel free to delete

i was told by a director at Genting that on the video evidence it would never even get to court. I think they did refund him his original stake as a gesture of goodwill tho.

Anyone know when IveyPoker gets launched?

JB has noticed stuff tonight too posted on his diary on his diary.

Mother cock post reply.... Did you notice tonight almost 50 players never made the add on

There's some iffy goings on happening at the moment.. one table giving walks to an 8k stack.

will be complaining to DTD about needing a prescence watching over these bubble periods.

not ok.

all 3 nights been the same JB. Check Eso's diary. Get some holiday snaps up and mug shots of some of the ladies. Small sample will do