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Fml
In rough part of Manchester in taxi, bunch of yobs just bricked the taxi
I look out window to see what bang is, like a gang of lads all swearing at me and taxi driver

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thats the posh end of Manchester - the rough part they shoot the driver and steal the taxi with him still in back.......

fml thats my wedding anniversary. please dont do anything dumb like get married in vegas during the world series. done some ridic stupid things in my life but that one tops the lot.

<3

You coming to Vegas?

not in the next 14 years unless i get divorced.

What does getting married in Vegas have to do with not going back to Vegas?

i got married day 1b in 2009 this july the 4th is my 2nd weddig anniversary so unless i take catherine and the 3 boys its a bit selfish of me to go. never even played a sat for a seat this year because when i win one it would just cause complications. have actually won one for a mate but thats a different story. and i am probably the only person that aint too bothered about las vegas as well

glad you cleared that up - i assumed it was because 14 years would be the first time you'd be eligible for parole................ 

Having watched Laird for last few weeks decided to back him for the Masters @ 125/1 as it looks like he's coming into a bit of form and could be each way value

didnt bother to back him this week though - d'oh!! 

still guessing he wont be available at 125/1 much any more so at least i got the value at the right time - sigh.......

Sorry Keith

lasted just over an hour - lost 60% of stack calling down obvious c-bet against a sitting out big blind, knew i should've reraised on turn but didnt pull trigger and he hit on river

then my AQ no good against AK for last 10xbb

some players are psychic nice call pre

PokerStars Game #57234961305: Tournament #405020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (50/100) - 2011/02/06 21:51:58 WET [2011/02/06 16:51:58 ET]
Table '405020010 194' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: XTHRESHER (15800 in chips)
Seat 2: Antipatros (10700 in chips)
Seat 3: ForDiana (11213 in chips)
Seat 4: 19FMS86 (9650 in chips)
Seat 5: matt674 (9925 in chips)
Seat 6: jmasterrich (7900 in chips)
Seat 7: philivey6922 (16638 in chips)
Seat 8: poopiesmamma (7400 in chips)
Seat 9: proggrezive (10849 in chips)
Antipatros: posts small blind 50
ForDiana: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to matt674 [ ]
19FMS86: folds
matt674: folds
jmasterrich: raises 150 to 250
philivey6922: raises 550 to 800
poopiesmamma: calls 800
proggrezive: folds
XTHRESHER: folds
Antipatros: folds
ForDiana: folds
jmasterrich: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
philivey6922: checks
poopiesmamma: bets 800
philivey6922: calls 800
*** TURN *** [ ] []
philivey6922: checks
poopiesmamma: bets 900
philivey6922: raises 14138 to 15038 and is all-in
poopiesmamma: calls 4900 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (9238) returned to philivey6922
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
philivey6922: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Queens)
poopiesmamma: shows [ ] (a flush, Queen high)
poopiesmamma collected 15200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15200 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: XTHRESHER (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Antipatros (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ForDiana (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: 19FMS86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: matt674 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jmasterrich folded before Flop
Seat 7: philivey6922 showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: poopiesmamma showed [ ] and won (15200) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 9: proggrezive folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Out in 507th

You up for playing the million?

Yes please

Shipped.

GL (not often I wish good luck to a palace fan)

as a charlton fan i echo the above sentiment

rec'd and reg'd - gl also to forththistle matt50

oops

i think you were in part 2

Shipped, GL Monkey Man.

40:60 after stake back.

ty kindly

If you are willing to back me then i'll do my best to take it down

Finished 1176th

Was the victim about 5 years ago when someone rang HSBC pretending to be me and once convincing the call centre in india changed all my details and started transferring money into another account, thankfully i spotted the money leaving my account within 24 hours and they suspended my account and started re-setting all the details. I asked what other security precautions i could put in place to stop it happening again - they said there wasnt anything apart from lying when entering all of my security details

"so to stop my account becoming victim of fraud you want me to give you fraudulent information?"

"yes"

so now all the answers to their security questions such as "place of birth" and "first school" are made up places only i know answer to - account not been hacked since & 6 weeks later i got all the money back off HSBC.

My bank looked at all the transactions on my account and blamed online betting sites for been the most obvious place where my account details could be obtained - 1 week later HSBC were front page news when it turned out that their Indian call centre sold account details to The Sun for £100........

Have to agree with Gatso on the Visa password being a joke - although i always remember what the password is yet it never works but then after second attempt it just tells me to change it and transaction goes thru

i'll give it a go mate if still one available

matt674 on stars

Shipped. One left.

thanks - rec'd & reg'd

i'll give it a go mate if still one available

matt674 on stars

no one gonna question the fact that i'm clearly too old to have done GCSEs?

assumed you did them recently at evening classes as you'd missed out on o levels when you got sent to work at mill when you were 13

they have mills down south?