Good luck my  son ! Make this one count 

And i thought it was supposed to be an alcohol free trip ! 

 
'Tie me kangaroo down sport tie me kangaroo down '
 
 'Thats not a knife.....This is a knife 'Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.
 My boomarang wont come back !
 

lol wrote out quite a long day report and the f browser errored and gg the whole lot, sighhh

some cliff notes from it:

crown poker room has a buzz and makes me excited for mirrions festival
aussies suck at poker
played satty which was abit of a crapshoot; woulda had chips had kk held vs ak aipf in big pot
appt winner david saab on my table; complete wanker, lots of reasons listed, likened him to an "asian joe hatchem"
have never played poker with joe hatchem but his face is all over the f crown casino and it tilts me hard
melbourne is the nuts
aussies suck on the cash tables
witness hilar hand where two guys both tried slowrolling each other, the loser got super tilted with hilar consequences
alot of asians in melbourne; they suck at poker too; one took me for $1k with J2o on 632hh vs my AKhh
took a loss on the night and about to have first proper night sleep in ages

night all xx

way to go son ! btw wtf u doing playing  ! Have a great time and

 
Unlucky mate ... it will happen for you for sure  , although it must feel like this at the mo   

   would be so sweet. you can do it Ernie   !!!!!!!!!!!

Com on bacon head keep it going ! 

deals not permitted


options were

Position    Opt 1      Position    Opt 2    Position    Opt 3
1    £30000         1    £25000         1    £25000
2    £20000         2    £15000         2    £15000
3    £15000         3    £10000         3    £10000
4    £10000         4    £8000         4    £75000
5    £7500         5    £6000         5    £5000
6    £5000         6    £5000         6    £4000
7    £4000         7    £4000         7    £3000
8    £3000         8    £3000         8    £2000
9    £2000         9    £2000         9    £1500
10    £1500         10-13  £1500         10-18 £1000
11    £1000         14-18 £1000         19-27 £750
12    £1000         19-26 £750         28-36 £500
                       27-36  £500         37-63 £250

   I can see why players opted for option 3. I just hope that chris.b. can come 4th . 75k ! lol