I so wanna see someone mooning in the background as they are talking for some bizarre reason
It's the McCririck thing, isn't it? I'm completely with you.
Maybe James Woods reading a newspaper or two blokes in grey squirrel costumes beating up a bloke in a red squirrel costume (à la trigger happy tv). Or maybe an Abraham Lincoln impersonator talking to an Elvis impersonator.
Anything, basically. If they don't do it now, with so many possibilities, it just smacks of laziness.