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« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2006, 12:00:12 AM »

99% of men on this forum wouldn't say no...
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« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2006, 12:07:53 AM »

Turn off the stalker by stalking her right back.

If she sends you ten e-mails a day, you send her twenty.
She asks for a photo, you ask for old bathwater.
She sends one of your bunnies to the vetenarian, you send one of hers to the morque.

Is that not a variation of the Chicago way?
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« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2006, 12:10:23 AM »

Just tell her you play poker - enough to put most women off.....

 

always seems to work with me (whether i mean it to or not!!  Cheesy)

Just be careful - works the other way with me......arranged seating at Luton the other night so i could be next to a new face at luton - particularly nice man - rugged good looks, good teeth, good bankroll - you know the score... found out he was rubbish at poker and he lost all his charm! I just wasn't interested - so watch out monkeyboy wsop qualifier  Roll Eyes

If you take out the rugged good looks, good teeth and good bankroll your well on your way to describing me!!

Oh yeah and after my 3 hour performance in the WSOP better take out the being good at poker too Sad
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« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2006, 12:11:34 AM »

I sorted it out earlier. She apologized and we had a laugh about it . 

I can't post her pic/profile.  It wouldn't be fair on her.  Sorry  Cheesy
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« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2006, 12:15:04 AM »

Well do the opposite then..
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« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2006, 12:16:38 AM »

What do you mean you have sorted it? Does this mean you are going to do the right thing and "pot yer cactus" sometime soon?Huh? Cheesy
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« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2006, 12:19:44 AM »

What do you mean you have sorted it? Does this mean you are going to do the right thing and "pot yer cactus" sometime soon?Huh? Cheesy


lol,   No I sent her an email telling her that I wasn't looking for anyone at the moment.  We chatted on MSN after that and she told me she had got the wrong idea from my reply.  Not sure how.   I am a self confessed dweeb and not really her type I don't think.  She is actually an ok person, just a little forward.
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« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2006, 12:20:56 AM »

Ok mate, fair enough! Do what you will, GL Cool
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« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2006, 01:30:49 AM »

She sends one of your bunnies to the vetenarian, you send one of hers to the morque.

  (almost literally)
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