Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently

[boldie]

Anything Karl Pilkington says on the Ricky Gervais podcasts...LOLOL...Side splitting.

Karl is a legend

[BigTomatoes]

 i could eat a knob at night

[vinni]

i knew i was behind but had to call ,mug lol.

[boldie]

 i could eat a knob at night

yeah..."you have to remember that it's early morning there when they do the challenges, I couldn't eat one in the morning but ask me at night and I can eat a knob easy"

[BigTomatoes]

 let me get a bit of rice on me belly

[bhoywonder]

Playing in a satellite this morning. Guy raises in late position I have QJ

I call commiting about a quarter of my stack.

I hit the flop and feel I have him well covered and end up winning a chunk of his chips.

He had AK...

He says sarcastically - nice call preflop.

I say back...

nice whine postflop

I then put him on tilt and he bust out in 2 hands.... on the bubble.

i like it
must use that one

lol

[AgentChip109]

guy raises it up, next guy goes all in. the small blind is ummming and arrring for ages as if he has a really hard decision. he keeps asking how much and u can see how hard the decision was for him. he finally folds, as does the original raiser.
the all in guy flashes QQ and says to the small blind "wot did u have, it looked like a really hard the decision for u?"



the small blind -"i had a flush draw"

[bobby1]

yes I would love to pay $25,000 to play in your well structured and playable Poker Million.

[dik9]

I know I am behind, but i call.....