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Question: Please select the best three captions from the list below...
2 flops, TWO FLOPS !! how come M3boy gets 2 flops
"Fuck. Thought you were going paper!"
Are you talking to me punk?
don't move or i'll shoot
"Two raises, Tighty? Are you feeling okay?"
" Oh ! You meant the T pots they use here, I thought you said how do i find the G spot "
If i'd lost that pot, i'd have fuckin topped myself !
After a night out with the welsh boys Steve was regretting going to "that club"
Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
close .......but no cigar
I still cant put a face to the smell
"What am I a schmuck? You do that again and I'll have my cronies take you out"
"No its Steve F****** Jenelik not Steve f****** Brookstein!"
"You talking to me? I said marmite! you talking to me?"
ARE YOU TALKING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (sounding like al pacino)
what da you mean you had trip kings?Huh? i had 2 in my hand.......
give me the frickin chips,or i will shoot you with my magic gun,that dont really work
Can somebody help me counting my chips...what comes after 3?
yes it only cost me £2000 for half an arm transplant,gits didnt tell me if i pay £4,000 i could have the same colour
Not 100% sure what they meant by a shootout, Steve stays prepared every time "Player Down" gets called
I want to raise......... what comes after 'three' mate?
i actually said " bang bang " not ban ban
Can you see the tide mark? Tighty's chips were that far up, I could barely reach 'em.
dead mans hand strikes again... do ya feel lucky punk? well? do ya?
Well the guy in Road Trip got the nurse to stick two fingers up there!
" Aces and Eights.... and i've got my gun ready ! "
Three times I had to shave my upper arms..three bloody times!
Seeing as this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world...
The Jelly wins win the bullets
Stop raising, you're giving me agita

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« on: July 31, 2008, 07:41:40 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 10:32:17 PM »
I am neutral, having not entered.

Just want to say that "Close but no cigar" is genious on a grand scale and has won my vote.
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 11:10:45 PM »
Obviously people just keep reading until they see one they like and don't bother checking any others = People will usually vote for the top option.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 11:13:19 PM »
I read as far as the guy who thinks Al Pacino starred in Taxi Driver.  Smiley

Or maybe that's just a deliberate joke on a level that I'm not ready to understand.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 11:23:15 AM »
Close but no Cigar is the best
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 11:24:40 AM »
Quote from: thetank on July 31, 2008, 11:13:19 PM
I read as far as the guy who thinks Al Pacino starred in Taxi Driver.  Smiley

Or maybe that's just a deliberate joke on a level that I'm not ready to understand.

...that's what I thought as well.
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 06:00:05 PM »
cant believe nobody entered "you never show me no respect" or the more obvious " go on, sniff my fingers"

close but no cigar is just genius
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 07:35:32 PM »
Quote from: thetank on July 31, 2008, 11:13:19 PM
I read as far as the guy who thinks Al Pacino starred in Taxi Driver.  Smiley

Or maybe that's just a deliberate joke on a level that I'm not ready to understand.

what you trying to say?Huh?
al pacino said ARE YOU TALKING TO ME  in scareface.,.,.,i thought..,,.,.and yes it was meeeeeeeeeee still never gonna win fokall
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2008, 08:15:49 PM »
Quote from: thetank on July 31, 2008, 10:32:17 PM
I am neutral, having not entered.

Just want to say that "Close but no cigar" is genious on a grand scale and has won my vote.

Agree whole-heartedly. Easily the best caption.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2008, 09:59:52 PM »
Oh dear, that's your entry isn't it.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 11:38:37 AM »
I still cant put a face to the smell  7 (6.4%)      ftw , this should be shown more love
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2008, 01:44:00 PM »
Quote from: thetank on August 01, 2008, 09:59:52 PM
Oh dear, that's your entry isn't it.

No, not this time, I wouldn't be so conceited as to big up my own entry. 

It's definitely the best though and should be winning.
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2008, 01:26:36 AM »
Gold = A Nonymous:

2 flops, TWO FLOPS !! how come M3boy gets 2 flops

Silver = fergus8: close .......but no cigar

Bronze = snoopy1239: "Fuck. Thought you were going paper!"
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 04:26:51 AM »
Rigged.

Congrats to the people's champion, fergus8. He has the wit of a man twice his size.
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