years ago, just after we first moved to ruislip, my then hubby and I ordered a delivery from the local curry house. curry arrived and hubby was not at all impressed to find raw chicken in his curry - not undercooked - completely raw and rubbery. He phoned them in a bit of a huff and they agreed to bring a fresh one over asap. "make sure you bring some new rice as well, as this lot will be cold" he barked. "of course sir".
15 minutes later, new curry arrives. "och nooo - it's exactly the same!". He calls them again, livid. "sir, we've checked the one you gave us back and there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it: are you sure it's not the lychees...........?"
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