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« on: November 10, 2006, 10:09:47 AM »

I like number 17 Smiley


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like... night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK ..... so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. .
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 11:17:23 AM »

lol, very good. I'm a deep thinker and like things to stimulate my thoughts. i like to do this at night in bed but the unfortunate thing is that i can never remember my considerations the next day:)
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 11:28:28 AM »

I like number 25!
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 11:28:51 AM »

Excellent Claw. I will definitely steal some of these!
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 03:17:26 PM »

Some good ones there. I wouldnt dream of stealing any of them.
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26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 04:06:08 PM »

28. I'm half ambidextrous.
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 04:15:34 PM »

28. I'm half ambidextrous.

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2006, 07:44:58 PM »

I think most of these (if not all) are Steven Wright quotes, genius!
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2006, 07:47:57 PM »

The guy is brilliant!

http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2006, 07:56:22 PM »




If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

they are fantastic
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2006, 08:07:11 PM »

My deep thought of the day for yesterday only extended as far as.......

Why does Gary Neville still have G.Neville on the back of his Man utd shirt even though brother Phil now plays for Everton?   
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2006, 10:21:03 PM »

12, 19, 20 and can I have a bag of prawn crackers too?
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2006, 11:13:11 PM »

28. I'm half ambidextrous.

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous

You can have mine, I'm left-handed.
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