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« on: December 07, 2006, 05:42:00 PM » |
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers,"Well, son, there's 3 kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
3 phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is a birch, flexible but Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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