joke

[Claw75]

can you tell I'm bored tonight?!

Husband and wife are shopping in local supermarket, when the man picks up a case of beer in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he says '

Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies.... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!

[pokerram]

classic

[bhoywonder]

thats not a joke

its a true story

FACT

[Claw75]

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.'Hello. My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name', he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked. 'B. J. Titsenbeer', he said.