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« on: August 04, 2010, 12:05:14 AM »

You can be playing really well and some luckbox will hit,, birdie after birdie and beat you

You can be playing really well ,but the ball keeps stopping on the edge of the hole.

You can read all the books on the subject, but you still play badly

When you play against a Pro, they win easily with all the luck on their side

Looks like your sure to win a hole, but on the last putt, the ball falls in the river

You can practise for hours, but still make the same silly mistakes

You can start well, but end up stuck in a sand bunker,  card dead

When you play badly, you blame it on wind

When you play against Tikay, he always puts his tee's in first
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don't let all this stuff scare ya.  its all a bit of fun
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 12:15:58 AM »

If ever there was an advert for not doing LSD in the 60's, then this is it.

WP Crow.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 12:39:18 AM »

If ever there was an advert for not doing LSD in the 60's, then this is it.

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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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