Chicago's dance floor about to be invaded by the blondies drinkies crew, or posse if you prefer..........innit!
Having had a word with the
and arranging for the next song to be Lady Ga Ga's "Poker Face" I'm going around all the BLONDIES at the bar throwing my arms across their shoulders and saying "come on our songs on next, get on the dance floor"
does an intro for Blonde Poker, I and Clare charge the dance floor and spread out to look like a crowd.
I see in my peripheral vision about eight Blondies advancing on the dance floor........ going with the mood I'm dancing to Poker Face and giving it some "Wellie"! including getting on my knees with a cross between doggy style hip movements and a footballer's sliding goal celebration, much to the accolade of the other dancers, or it might have been gasps of: "whats this nutter doing?" lets get out of his way.
Off me knees up to the arch of baloons across the dancefloor pulling the centre one towards me I'm deep kissing it with tongue, as you do, looked round three Blondies on dancefloor the rest drinks in hand are back glued to the bar....Had enough to drink, exited Chicago's heading for G Casino looking for a mugger so that I can raise him all in.
Didn't find a mugger but found LAILI at G Casino and played him one game of Kalooki for 20 pounds, so I got mugged anyway.....
Good party night out, can't believe I didn't pull.
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