Joke!!

[danzku]

I was going to tell a time traveling joke.. but you guys didn't like it.

[booder]

Wife walks up to her Husband and asks "Do I look Fat in this dress??"

Husband: "Before I say anything,,, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT  I say.... You won't get mad.."

Wife: "Ok.. I promise."

Husband: "I fucked your sister."

[RED-DOG]

A man is murdered in the gas chamber at Auschwitz, he goes to Heaven and tells God a Holocaust joke. "I don't get it" says God.
"Ah well, says the man, I suppose you had to be there".