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« on: May 16, 2006, 04:30:56 PM »
So it's 2016, Wayne Rooney is about to lead England to their second successive Euro victory but what's happening on Blonde?

Any predictions?

Will Red-Dog be on a World-Wide tour promoting his third best seller? 

Has Kev finally sealed that railbirding sponsorship?

Will Mel have finally exhausted the worlds Vodka Red Bull supply?

Any more for any more?

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 04:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr F on May 16, 2006, 04:30:56 PM
So it's 2016, Wayne Rooney is about to lead England to their second successive Euro victory but what's happening on Blonde?


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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 04:33:21 PM »
Tikay will be 48 years old and have 37,453,126 PMs stored

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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 04:35:08 PM »
Well, I was gonna say that Matt will have won at least one WSOP main event, but now I won't!
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 04:35:29 PM »
Quote from: matt674 on May 16, 2006, 04:32:38 PM
Quote from: Mr F on May 16, 2006, 04:30:56 PM
So it's 2016, Wayne Rooney is about to lead England to their second successive Euro victory but what's happening on Blonde?


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   I am in total agreement with the Monkey on this one.

In ten years time Tikays eyesight will have deteriorated to the point that he sits down at a Tarot reading & goes all-in with the Ace of Wands & the Queen of Cups - then claims it was a misread.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 04:38:39 PM »
Poppet will be appearing on Wife Swap, together with her 8 kids Wayneo, Wayne, Waynetta, Dwain, Derwayne, Derwaynetta, Chardonnay and Kylie

She will then be in massive demand as a reality tv celebrity
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 04:41:31 PM »
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Poppet will be appearing on Wife Swap, together with her 8 kids Wayneo, Wayne, Waynetta, Dwain, Derwayne, Derwaynetta, Chardonnay and Kylie

She will then be in massive demand as a reality tv celebrity

 

Blonde releases the Two Word Poker story after each reaches 50000 posts, it outsells the bible.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 04:42:45 PM »
O/T TWO WORD POKER STORY will still be on the front page. Only Nemesis and his son post on it, it being their primary means of communication to each other
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 04:44:56 PM »
Tight End causes hysteria in the Science world when it is discovered his brain holds more (useless) information than it is possible to store on ANY computer.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 04:47:41 PM »
It will be re-named " Grey"
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2006, 04:48:36 PM »
more useless information Mr F. Please edit your post


AdamM spontaneously combusts when the results of his poll on moving the blinds become public. In a runaway victory, option number 13 "Move  the shortstack" triumphs for the eleventh year running.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 04:49:23 PM »
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AdamM spontaneously combusts when the results of his poll on moving the blinds become public. In a runaway victory, option number 13 "Move  the shortstack" triumphs for the eleventh year running.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 04:50:17 PM »
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It will be re-named " Grey"

That's in 5 years - in 10 it'll be bald (and you lot will realise that Ariston and I were ahead of our time).
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 04:51:18 PM »
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AdamM spontaneously combusts when the results of his poll on moving the blinds become public. In a runaway victory, option number 13 "Move  the shortstack" triumphs for the eleventh year running.

Then gets a ten minute ban for being in the Non Smoking section
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2006, 05:36:55 PM »
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