ROTFLMFAO Yeah Right! Dream on!

[Yogi-Bear]

Don't know about HappyAlone.

Definately happier tho.

HEHEHEHE

Yogi

[matt674]

The question also has a hidden meaning.

Being male then thats a "wwwwwwoooosssshhhhhh" over my head!!  

[Ginger]

Possibly something to do with a player in the P4C online tourny, having the name HappyAlone?

Other than that, it's a whooooosh on me too lol.

[Claw75]

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

Depends on your definition of "alone", if you mean that i share my house with no other humans then yes.

If i wasnt then i'd do something about trying to change it.

What do you mean 'other' humans?

[matt674]

well i share my house with other animals - but then sometimes you humans dont count that in your definition of "alone"

[ifm]

If only they still taught this stuff.............

BTW i'm happy too!!

[Trace]

Possibly something to do with a player in the P4C online tourny, having the name HappyAlone?

Other than that, it's a whooooosh on me too lol.

There isn't no whooosing moments in Jane's head actually!

[North Angel]

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

Depends on your definition of "alone", if you mean that i share my house with no other humans then yes.

If i wasnt then i'd do something about trying to change it.

Question is aimed at Kev!  lol

The question also has a hidden meaning.

Trace

Happyalone isn't who you think it is, if you are referring to the MTT last night, then you are wayyyyyyyyy off the mark thinking it was Kev 

Ang x x

[Trace]

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

Depends on your definition of "alone", if you mean that i share my house with no other humans then yes.

If i wasnt then i'd do something about trying to change it.

Question is aimed at Kev!  lol

The question also has a hidden meaning.

Trace

Happyalone isn't who you think it is, if you are referring to the MTT last night, then you are wayyyyyyyyy off the mark thinking it was Kev 

Ang x x

lol that is why I asked Kev if he was HappyAlone !!  His being "Happy" comment made me think it might of been him.

[North Angel]

Trace,

Think beavers and the simpons.................then VC lobby 

Ang x x

[dik9]

Trace, where did you get this exerpt from, I think that my missus should read the whole book by the looks of its content.

[Colchester Kev]

well I'm lost, and to define "Happy" its being able to do what you want, when you want, and not have to deal with someone elses emotions.

I am prone to the occassional bout of "Unhappiness"  but I try to avoid them

[stallyon]

There isn't no whooosing moments in Jane's head actually!

No, its more of a very loud echo

Think beavers and the simpons

I think about beavers all the time

If only they still taught this stuff.............

BTW i'm happy too!!

its seems that being single AND happy go hand in hand here. I have done an office survey and can conclude the following:

Of all the women that are single, they do not following the guidelines provided in the sex education textbook for girls
Of all the men that are single, they do so because the women do not following the guidelines provided in the sex education textbook for girls

To summarise, if more women followed the guidelines provided in the sex education textbook for girls then this would make more men happier and thus the women will be happier for knowing that the man is happier.

[lazaroonie]

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls
printed in the early 60's in the UK & written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired
husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do
for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to
achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious.

If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be
shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility
of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your
marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels
that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led
by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate
intimacy.

Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while
being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a
woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from
yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment
that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining
silent.

It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust
your clothing freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care
products.  You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly
before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup
of tea ready when he awakens."

I can see what they mean now by the "good old days"....

sniff sniff...

[BigTomatoes]

 yeah its not like the good old days now

 these days are shit