What's THIS?

[tikay]

I received this today. Anyone got any idea what they are saying? I recognize the word "Elephant" & "Restaurant, but that's an odd mix......

"......NYHEDSBREV
August 2005


K?e Tony Kendal

Det er en fornjelse at fremsende Casino Copenhagens Sommer Nyhedsbrev, hvor vi kan pr?entere DM i Texas Hold'em No Limit 2005 - Freeze Out

Vi giver dig desuden mulighed for at vinde en sp?dende aften for to, p?Restaurant Blue Elephant og Casino Copenhagen.


Forsat god sommer


Erik Jensen
Marketing Manager


Danmarksmesterskabet i Texas Hold'em No Limit

Vi har fornjelsen at invitere dig til Danmarksmesterskabet i Texas Hold'em No Limit, med finale p?Casino Copenhagen, lrdag d. 1. og sndag d. 2. oktober 2005.

Der afvikles satellitturneringer p?Casino Odense d. 9. og d. 10. september, p?Casino Aalborg d. 12. og d. 13. september, p?Casino Munkebjerg d. 22, 23. og 24. september og p?Casino Copenhagen mandag d. 19, onsdag d. 21 og torsdag d. 29. september 2005.
Fredag d. 30. september ?nes i frste omgang kun for tilmelding, for tilrejsende g?ter.

Starttidspunkt for Casino Copenhagens satellitturneringer er kl. 19.15.

Af deltagergebyret p?kr. 2.000, overfres kr. 1.500, (fratrukket 4 % til beregning af spilleafgift) til turneringens finale, med en forventet samlet pr?iepulje p?over kr. 1,3 million og en frstepr?ie p?over kr. 400.000.

Selve turneringen afvikles med op til 110 deltagere per turneringsdag, hvoraf 15 % kvalificerer sig til finalen.

Fordelingen af den samlede pr?iesum, vil med op til 452 deltagere, v?e s?edes:

 1. plads 38  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 2. plads 19  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 3. plads 9,4  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 4. plads 6  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 5. plads 4  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 6. plads 3,5  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 7. plads 3  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 8. plads 2,5  % af den samlede pr?iesum
 9. plads 2  % af den samlede pr?iesum
10. - 12. plads 1,6  % af den samlede pr?iesum
13. - 15. plads 1,4  % af den samlede pr?iesum
16. - 18. plads 1,2  % af den samlede pr?iesum

S?remt deltagerantallet er:

- mellem 453 og 552, vil der v?e pr?ier til de 21 bedst placerede
- mellem 553 og 652, vil der v?e pr?ier til de 24 bedst placerede
- mellem 653 og 706, vil der v?e pr?ier til de 27 bedst placerede

S?remt det samlede deltagerantal overstiger 452, vil fordelingen mellem de enkelte pladser blive ?dret. Den aktuelle pr?iefordeling vil altid fremg?af vores hjemmeside, og vil blive meddelt fr afholdelsen af finalen.

De resterende kr. 500 (fratrukket 4 % til beregning af spilleafgift), fordeles blandt de tre ?chip-leader? p?den enkelte turneringsdag.

Bem?k, at deltagergebyret p?Casino Copenhagen till?ges kr. 225 for entr? garderobe, fri vand, te og kaffe under turneringen, samt buffet.

De udfrlige turneringsregler kan hentes som pdf. dokument p?vores hjemmeside http://www.casinocopenhagen.dk/poker

Tilmelding og betaling foretages i vores kasse, eller p?vores hjemmeside www.casinocopenhagen.dk/poker

Eventuelle sprgsm? sendes til turnering@casinos.dk, eller kontakt Erik Jensen p?tlf. 33 965 965.


Konkurrence

Vi nsker vinderen af vores konkurrence i det forrige Nyhedsbrev, Kennet Jregense, tillykke! Det rigtige svar er: 18 rde numre.

Du kan vinde et Royal Princess Night arrangement for to personer, ved at svare p?sprgsm?et:
Hvor mange spilleautomater er der i Casino Copenhagen?

Svaret sendes til info@casinos.dk, senest d. 1. september 2005.

Vinderen vil blive kontaktet direkte.


Royal Princess Night
Et besg i Restaurant Blue Elephant er en oplevelse for alle sanser. En atmosf?e pr?et af sterlandsk g?tfrihed, charme og sknhed. Et rigt udvalg af retter, efter originale opskrifter og med de bedste r?arer, direkte fra Thailand.

Entr?og garderobe i casinoet, velkomstdrink i Blue Elephant, ni-retters menu med kaffe, 100,- kr. i jetoner.


S?remt du fremover ikke nsker at modtage vores nyhedsbrev, kan det afmeldes p?vores hjemmeside......"

My thoughts exactly.......

[Colchester Kev]

Erik Jensen
Marketing Manager

I understood that bit, so we are getting there

[RED-DOG]

A la carte spam

[Colchester Kev]

Et rigt udvalg af retter, efter originale opskrifter og med de bedste r?arer, direkte fra Thailand.



I think that bit is about an "Original skirtlifter and bedstead wrecker direct from thailand "

[RED-DOG]

Et rigt udvalg af retter, efter originale opskrifter og med de bedste r?arer, direkte fra Thailand.



I think that bit is about an "Original skirtlifter and bedstead wrecker direct from thailand "

Just about managed to stop laughing long enough to post a reply, I just know I will remember this post while Im ln bed tonight and burst out laughing again, then Mrs Red will elbow me in the ribs and tell me to shut the f*** up and that will make me worse, so if we dont get any sleep its your fault Kev, I hope your happy

[Colchester Kev]

If she reads the post about the hairy woman with the "tombstone tattoo" on her arse, you might be sleeping in the shed anyway

[tikay]

Surreal, the pair of you.

And you managed to kill the thread stone cold dead, that's untoppable. You should make the "killer post" the final post of a thread, not one half way through.

Which reminds me, heaven knows why. When women go to the hairdressers and say "just the ends trimmed please", has it ever occurred to them to have "the middles" trimmed? Save a lot of time & money wasted at the hairdressers, if you think about it.

One of these days, a hairdresser - or are they "stylists" these days - is gonna say "which ends - the end ends or the beginning ends?

Now go away, I am trying to post some results from Luton.

[RED-DOG]

When I lived in Barnsley I used to go to a barber called Mad Manny.  He would listen carefully to your instructions and then, regardless of your wishes, give you a crew cut

He once asked me, "anything for the weekend?" I said "Yes, Im taking the kids to Alton Towers"
it was years before I found out why he was laughing

[BlueWolf]

From what i can see 9 bearing in mind its 6am and my european language is a bit rusty)

Its an invitation to participate and provide coverage of a poker competition in Denmark. I'm not able to translate all of it but it contains the prize structure and info about the host arena. You could try searching for a website that translates but i know scandanavian languages can be a bitch to decipher. Best bet is to email back and ask for english or i could try and decipher the rest or someone else could

Hope That helped

[BlueWolf]

Dear Tony Recognize

It is a enjoyment that ship Casino Copenhagens Summer News letter, where vi can be introduce DM to Texas Subscribe' No Limit 2005 Freeze Out

Vi treats yourself moreover alternative to attach a absorbing evening by two, at Restaurant Blue Elephant and Casino Copenhagen.


Forsat good summer


Erik Jensen
Marketing Manager
Danmarksmesterskabet to Texas Subscribe' No Limit

Vi has the enjoyment that invite yourself to Danmarksmesterskabet to Texas Subscribe' No Limit, by finance at Casino Copenhagen, saturday d. 1. and sunday d. 2. october 2005.

There liquidate satellitturneringer at Casino Odense d. 9. and d. 10. september, at Casino Aalborg d. 12. and d. 13. september, at Casino Munkebjerg d. 22, 23. and 24. september and at Casino Copenhagen monday d. 19, wednesday d. 21 and thursday d. 29. september 2005.
Friday d. 30. september open first time only by enrolment, by visitor callers.

Starttidspunkt by Casino Copenhagens satellitturneringer is kl. 19.15.

From deltagergebyret on credit. 2.000, apply kr. 1.500, (deducted 4 % to calculation from spilleafgift) to turneringens finance, by a expects collected pr?iepulje at by kr. 1,3 million and a frstepr?ie at by kr. 400.000.

Herself turneringen liquidate by up to 110 participants per turneringsdag, of whom 15 % qualify themselves to finance.

The distribution from the collected award, vil by up to 452 participants, v?e so:

 1. site 38  % from the collected award
 2. site 19  % from the collected award
 3. site 9,4  % from the collected award
 4. site 6  % from the collected award
 5. site 4  % from the collected award
 6. site 3,5  % from the collected award
 7. site 3  % from the collected award
 8. site 2,5  % from the collected award
 9. site 2  % from the collected award
10. - 12. site 1,6  % from the collected award
13. - 15. site 1,4  % from the collected award
16. - 18. site 1,2  % from the collected award

S?remt deltagerantallet is:

- between 453 and 552, vil there v?e rewards to they 21 best invest
- between 553 and 652, vil there v?e rewards to they 24 best invest
- between 653 and 706, vil there v?e rewards to they 27 best invest

S?remt that collected deltagerantal exceeds 452, vil the distribution between they single jobs become changed. The currently pr?iefordeling vil forever appear from vores hjemmeside, and vil become acquainted ante payment from finance.

They remaining kr. 500 (deducted 4 % to calculation from spilleafgift), distribute amid they three?chip-leader? at the single turneringsdag.

Note, that deltagergebyret at Casino Copenhagen impute to kr. 225 by hallways, cloakroom, available water, tea and coffee amid turneringen, and buffer.

They full turneringsregler can be get that pdf. document at vores hjemmeside http:/www.casinocopenhagen.dk/poker
/
Enrolment and remittance carry out to vores bin, or at vores hjemmeside www.casinocopenhagen.dk/poker

If any question is sent to turnering@casinos.dk, or contact Erik Jensen at tlf. 33 965 965.


Contest

Vi hope attach from vores contest there previous News letter, Kennet Jregense, congratulations! That real answer is: 18 red tricks.

You can be attach a Royal Principle Night party by two committee, known that answer at the question:
Where a lot of the fruit machine is there to Casino Copenhagen?

The answer is sent to info@casinos.dk, slowest d. 1. september 2005.

Attach vil become contact out-and-out.


Royal Principle Night
A attendance to Restaurant Blue Elephant is a experience by all have sensation. A ambience mark from sterlandsk hospitality, charm and amenity. A wide range from directs, after the top copy recipes and by they good raw material, out-and-out from Thailand.

Hallways and cloakroom to casinoet, velkomstdrink to Blue Elephant, nine- directs menu by coffee, 100,- kr. to jetoner.


S?remt you ahead no hope that receive vores news letter, can be that cancels at vores hjemmeside......"



Ok heres a very rough translation, interesting that Kendall translates to recognise in Danish lol.

as i thought it advertising a festival in Copenhagen, couldnt get a 100% translation but i'm sure this will help you clear it up........... Its SPAM lol

[Zubeldia]

Casino Copenhagen newsletter.

It's an invitation to the Danish No Limit Texas Holdem Championship 2005.

2000 DKK buyin (probably just under 200). The finals will be held on October 1st and 2nd this year. Lots of satellites in all Danish casinos on the dates mentioned. Looks like you'll have to go through a satellite to get through to the finals in Copenhagen, you can't buy in directly. 75% of the buyin will go to the finals prizepool, and the last 25% will be paid to the top three chipleaders in each sat.

Then there's the prizepool distribution.

(They also give you the chance to win an exciting evening for two at Restaurant Blue Elephant and Casino Copenhagen. Which you can win by answerring the following question: How many slot machines are there in Casino Copenhagen?)

That's about it.

[tikay]

Wow! Thanks Giuys, for going to so much trouble. blonde really does have some nice members, eh?

[Ironside]

How many slot machines are there in Casino Copenhagen?

ok someone give me a clue just incase i want a free meal when i finally get a passport

[TheJagster]

ok someone give me a clue just incase i want a free meal when i finally get a passport

Try None....It could be a bluff!!!???!!

[Ironside]

i dont want to try

we got alot of norwegins joining at the weekend cant some of them pop down down and find out its only accross the fjord