blonde is alive!

[doubleup]

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?


None, hopefully someone will trip up in the dark and make a claim

[ariston]

I was going to say 12. One to change it and 11 to write you a letter informing you of said changes.

[Robert HM]

I was going to say 12. One to change it and 11 to write you a letter informing you of said changes.

Dear Mr C

I hereby wish to inform you that the very writing of this post is costing you 15 sovs plus VAT

Your remittance is awaited impatiently

Yours

Me

[tikay]

I had decided to retire "the jacket", but due to huge public demand (by Wolfy and Robert) I shall defer it - and wear it on this week's shows.