Jason Cowan from Big brother 4 or 5

[Rod Paradise]

On second thoughts you are right.
You did mean clock didn't you. 

Whatever pickles your gerkin 

[mikkyT]

I used to play Quasar when I was younger and did a bit of part time "marshalling" at our local venue, John Barnes often used to bring his kids in. I felt so cool that he used to come over and talk to us and I could stand there looking like ""I know a famous footballer" whilst lots of people where coming up asking for autographs.